None of these people know how to sit at a table
And thatās alright because I love them all.
But, for real just look at them.
Since Iāve gotten into the JJBA fandom, Iāve been reading the manga and itās things like this and the quirks of the characters that have me going back. Likeā¦
Not a single one of them is sitting normally except maybe Shizuka, the baby.
This girl is literally floating in midair! Either that or sheās holding onto something with her hair. Itās like a magical girl transformation scene. But perhaps sheās showing out for Koichi? Yeah. Thatās probably it. Her expression tells me sheāll hunt me down if I elaborate any further though.
I doubt that I need to explain though. Itās for Instagram, either that or sheās saying belongs there because sheās a snack.
Not to be outdone, Josuke is trying the same thing with a different approach.
That flirty expression really sells it.Ā
Then we have Old Man Joseph.
Now youāre going to say,Ā āBut Sev, heās sitting just fine!ā
But youāre wrong! look at the angle of him and the chair. He literally has a single ass cheek flexing to hold himself on that thing. To be honest, I have no idea how heās staying on this thing. Likeā¦ him and Okuyasu are fighting over a single chair. Why? And even more importantly, just how powerful is Joseph Joestarās left ass cheek? We may never know.Ā
But seriously, Okuyasu though.
He looks so intense, but at the same time, heās trying to strike a cute pose that feels reminiscent of a kitten. Why? Who knows, but what I do know is that this dude, heās fighting over a chair with his best friendās boyfriendās estranged father and does not show any signs of relinquishing it. Itās like he said,Ā āI donāt give a ratās ass if youāre an old man or holding a baby in your arms, Iām in this for the Instagram aesthetic!ā *strikes a pose* *intensely tries to look cute af* *nails it*
Although the funny thing is that thereās an empty chair right there.Ā
Maybe itās Jotaroās and no oneās brave enough to try taking it from him?
Moving on to Jotaro himself.
Heās smiling for once and striking a slight pose because he cannot bring himself to ever look bad in a photo. Then again, his smile is like owo and that cannot be ignored.
Lastly, weāll wrap up with Rohan.
His face reads and I quote:Ā
āI was told I could take photos and do research while we all sit and have a good time, but instead everyone strikes Jojo poses. Itās so fake! I canāt use this for my manga. I want to go home. I hate these people.ā
Honestly, he is the biggest mood ever.
I love them all. But also why is the table melting onto Rohanās shoulder? Is it the work of an enemy Stand user? Who knows.
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