La Arquera Bizca

Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination.

[eleven-wheeeler]

[theyoungandwreckless-deactivate]

WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS

[eidolonomega]

Lost it at Malfoy

[warriorzelda]

[baetrenoora-deactivated20170411]

Females are strong as hell!

[emmasbunnybuddies]

OMG look at his floppy ears!!🐰👌👌

[twasjane]

Hey! Men!

Don’t worry about a lack of representation for dudes in the new Ghostbusters movie guys! You have Chris Hemsworth’s character! He’s a man!

He’s a Strong Male Character, he doesn’t need a woman to make him feel complete! I mean, yeah, he seems to be wearing a lot of unnecessarily tight clothes, but that’s just because he Feels Comfortable In His Own Skin! He’s pretty bright for a dumb blonde to? That makes him super relatable! He’s not a Dude in Distress! He doesn’t need a woman to save him! He is Fiesty! He can Hold His Own against the Ladies! He’s not loud and over bearing, he’s a cool, empowering male character! There may even be some ROMANCE! You guys like romance right? He’s practically one of the girls! He’s just as strong as the women! He’s TECH SUPPORT! THAT’S ALMOST AS GOOD AS BEING A REAL GHOSTBUSTER RIGHT???

[part-time-psychic-deactivated20]

But Chris Hemsworth still doesn’t look like a convincing nerd.

[twasjane]

You mean glasses and standing near a computer isn’t enough to make him a nerd? He must be a fake nerd guy!

[scyllaya]

He’s both nerdy tech-support and a model, duh… it just makes him unique. Not like all those avarage-looking nerd stereotypes that men are forced to watch in every other movie. Such a Strong Male Character.

[roachpatrol]

look, honey, men can be smart AND hot. it’s the 21st century!

[fangirltothefullest]

I’M CHOKING

[air-raid-siren-sound-effect]

BIG boy

[yyyyddmmsupremacy-deactivated20]

When a friend decides to read your favourite book

[padfootstan]

Okay, Kida. I can remember that.

[cartoonpolitics]

[xerouo-deactivated20250308]

A bunch of smol Reaps.

[screechthemighty]

Listen, Ghostbusters passes every test I can think of for the treatment of women in media.

Bechdel Test: All the women have a lot of conversations about things other than men. Like ghosts, and cadavers, and technobabble.

Sexy Lamp Test: None of the women can be replaced by a sexy lamp and have the plot remain intact.

Mako Mori Test: All the women have a narrative arc about busting ghosts and gaining respect, with the separate arc of Erin and Abby re-gaining their friendship, and neither arc supports a man’s story.

Furiosa Test: The movie pissed off manbabies on the internet.

Basically, this movie is a gift.

[notallfay]

I am a HUGE fan of the Furiosa Test. 

[ragecomics4you]

Oblivion…

[elrincondesamael]

Life is Strange.

[silosenovengo]

Half Life 3

[sfaentix]

Final Fantasy

[interrogatos]

Faster Than Light

[zantonioz]

Dante’s inferno

[comicsodissey]

Where the time stood still

[tigerwithasniper]

Reblog if you’re Team Valor

Reblog here for Team Mystic

Reblog here for Team Instinct

Credit

[radiomomo]

What a lovely reunion

[nightwinglover-deactivated20220]

I love Ana!

[arquerabizca]

*re-reads my own story*: Damn this is some good shit

*gets to the part where I stopped writing*: WTF WHERE'S THE REST OF IT HOW DO I GET MORE

Brain: You're the author, if you want more you have to write it

Me: *flips tables*

[bullletproof-love]

Don’t tell your daughter that when a boy is mean or rude to her it’s because he has a crush on her. Don’t teach her that abuse is a sign of love.

[comic-canary]

My mom always taught me yell or fight back. Boys would be mean and I would yell back. I would get my ass pinched and I would smack them as hard as I could.

Who alway got in trouble? Me.

They would call my mother and she always came in and lectures my teachers and threatened to sue for making her miss work and treating me poorly.

She always taught my brothers to respect women. The only fights my brothers ever got in was defending women from someone else.

The school tried to call my father once instead of my mother on us. He came in in his full preacher outfit (being a preacher and all) and gave them an entire sermon on what would Jesus day of he was called in. They decided dealing with my mom was better.

[edmundo-noches-buckley]

I think my favorite story of this is when some kid snapped my bra and I turned around, didn’t even think about it, and punched that little motherfucker right in the nose.

So naturally, I end up in the principal’s office, refusing to apologize. 

“He shouldn’t have put his hands on me and I wouldn’t have hit him!” That’s the only thing I was saying.

These people had the unfortunate luck of catching my dad at home, instead of my mom. So he comes fucking sauntering in there, like he’s Clint fucking Eastwood in some western movie and looks at me. 

“Melissa, did you punch him?” 

“Yes.” I said. 

“Why?” 

“Because he snapped my bra strap.” 

And he turns his squinty eyed glare to the principal and says, “You’re telling me my daughter is in trouble because that squirrely looking kid put his hands on her and she chose to defend herself? That’s what you are saying to me.” 

“Well, sir-” The man kind of stuttered because my dad is kind of intimidating in the quiet sort of way that kind of whispers in the back of your mind that this person could be dangerous. “Melissa did make it physical.” 

“No. That kid put his hands on my daughter. Are you saying my daughter cannot defend herself when some boy decides to put hands on her? Is that what you are teaching my girl?” 

I didn’t get suspended that day.  

[lotrlocked]

*slow clap for excellent parenting*

[ive-got-a-dark-side]

This is the parent I want to be omg

[awed-frog]

Do I need to say something?

Nah.

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

I love him