like a fish needs a bicycle

AGNES hails from the land of Vikings and Ikea HUFFLEPUFF / SLYTHERIN a mix that is basically honey badger don't care doesn't care what you call them only that your are as much of an ass to them as anyone. "writer" actually a student with the full on jackpot of having both ADHD, dyslexia and depresstion. to see links click on navigation

[padfootstan]

                 “ Never saw one without the other, did you? ( ... ) Quite the double act, Sirius Black and James Potter! ”

[padfootstan]

[padfootstan]

iduna playing with the wind

[padfootstan]

Everything that followed was because of Niklaus' obsession with the wolves! He ventured out to watch them turn under the full moon, and he took my youngest son, Henrik. He was but a child, and he was torn apart.

[eggpuffs]

THE PEANUTS MOVIE MADE ME CRY

[turdsandratchets-blog]

[burrowandbengals]

just when you think you can make it through an episode of this is us without crying but the last 2 minutes get you

[brittany-murphy]

[silverhawk]

“MOM AND DAD IM DOING FINE….U GUYS ARE ON MY MIND…”

[daddyslittledefect]

[padfootstan]

someone in my target language: hi :)! how are you?

me and Duolingo in haunting unison: the boys have the pears

[morbidology]

How do you feel about the serial killer fandom?

I find it extremely disrespectful and insensitive for people to claim they condone the murder of innocent people or to glorify the killers of innocent people. It takes away from the fact that an innocent person violently lost their life. It’s almost as if they cannot grasp the severity of murder or comprehend the pain caused. These people would change their tune if it was a family member of theirs that were killed, I’m sure.

There’s nothing wrong with finding true crime interesting but to excuse their actions or to find it impressive? I don’t agree with that.

[mccoppinscrapyard]

This 🙌 There’s a difference between “I’m interested in the history of (x event/person)” and “uwu (serial/mass killer) is a smol misunderstood bean and I want to have sex with them”

If you’re really interested, remember and honor the victims, not the killers

[hiitaylorlynn-deactivated202208]

Fun fact: gay people can be friends with other gay people and not be together lol

[padfootstan]

Tumblr: This film is pretty. I will make a gif set of it.

Tumblr: *slams the saturation to maximum and slaps color filters all over it, totally demolishing the visual language and aesthetic of the film*

[himuoc]

HE MADE A NEW HISTORY OF !!

[weavemama]

this is it. these are the tweets that perfectly sum up my intertwined mood on current events 

[lgbtqpjo]

People need to realize that there’s a difference between straight people and Straight People™

[thehumorousace]

Straight person: Hey, you got a new haircut. Looks really good.

Straight Person™: No homo, but your haircut looks good on you.

In case you were confused 👌

[thesoftgrape]

Just like how there are white people who are gay and then there are the White Gays

[racefaker]

White people who are gay: “I’m gay.”

White Gays: “I can’t believe I got accused of racism after calling that person a racial slur! I mean, I know what racism looks like because I’ve been discriminated for my sexuality. How is me being racist even possible? I’M GAY!”

[lena-luthor]

[lesbianpeachs]

Lmao all the angry White and Straight people in the comments, keep reblogging

[ggghosties]

neurotypical: i don’t have any mental illnesses or disorders Neurotypical™: Happiness is a choice!! ✨✨Have you tried yoga? Drink more water and eat kale ✨✨

[exomoon]

cis person: i identify completely as my assigned gender Cis Person™: It doesn’t matter what you identify as, cause you still have Female Genitals! I’m not being offensive!! Read a book on Human Biology! 🚹🚺

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

men: I identify as male.

Men™: feminazis ruin everything, get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich bitch

[gonecryptidhunting-moved]

atheists: I don’t believe in god or identify with a religion

Atheists™: Don’t fucking talk to me if you believe in God. Open your closed-fucking-minds!! (usually targeted towards Christians)

[phil-of-the-phuture]

nice guys: hey I know when not to invade someone’s space and I totally respect boundaries

Nice Guys™: IVE BEEN YOUR FRIEND FOR A MONTH AND NOW YOURE TELLING ME YOU DONT WANT TO FUCK ME ???? WHAT IS THE POINT OF WOMEN IF YOURE NOT HAVING SEX WITH ME?

[maneth985]

this post got all kinds of better since I last saw it

[spottytonguedog]

This post is perfection across the board.

[lilkittynellie-deactivated20240]

feminist: I believe in equality for everything between the sexes

Feminist™: ALL MEN ARE ASSHOLES AND SHOULD DIE! WE DONT NEED ANY OF THEM ANYWAYS AND THEY NEVER DO ANYTHING GOOD FOR US!!

[seereethepagan]

Christian: I believe in God and his son Jesus

Christian™: We must Obey Bible In Everything and Take It Literally and if you don’t do it you’re Going To Hell! I’m praying for you to find God and have your sins Forgiven! Other religions are from Satan and So Is Atheism!