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THEIF

i make my own posts, everything i post is something i think.....i am a poor worker who makes these posts for peoples happiness........ how dare you....

thelambliesdown1974

FAGGOT WISDOM: take the bus :)

arrypottahposts

so true 1984!

senatortedcruz

delta did not ruin ur fall plans, u were gonna stare at your phone and argue with 14 yr olds online before the variant and u can do it after

mercutioscrackpipe

Real question: have there ever been any Republican queens on drag race?

arrypottahposts

the one that looks like phil from season 6(?)

bend me over grab the strap

Hand it over bbygirl :)

why u SO DUMB THICC BABYGURL?

My ass phat is just superior

easy differences between the hogwarts houses:

their comebacks when asked “why?”

Gryffindor: you tell me.

Ravenclaw: why not?

Slytherin: because.

Hufflepuff: good question, wrong person.

#hogwarts houses #hogwarts #gryffindor #slytherin #hufflepuff #ravenclaw #harry potter #hp harry potter #wizard #gryffindor aesthetic #slytherin aesthetic #ravenclaw aesthetic #hufflepunk #hufflepuff aesthetic

arthur weasley looks into the mirror of erised.

he sees himself. his reflection looks the same, but there is a knowing glint in his eye. he knows, arthur realizes. he knows exactly the function of a rubber duck.

#hp harry potter #harry potter #hp #arthur weasley #ron weasley #hermione granger #not mine #humor #hogwarts houses #hogwarts

Wait, if you die during finals, do you die in real life? Just wondering...

A Ravenclaw that knew they failed

#ravenclaw #harry potter

the houses during finals week

Hufflepuff: Everyone's asking to study with me! Yay!

Ravenclaw: Whatever, I know all this stuff anyways.

Slytherin: Okay, who has answers and how much do I pay to get them?

Gryffindor: *SMASHES HAND THROUGH WALL* hELP MEEE

#ravenclaw #Gryffindor #slytherin #ravenclaw aesthetic #dwell the brave #wit beyond measure #just and loyal #ambitious #harry potter #hogwarts houses #hogwarts

hogwarts houses as good things

SLYTHERIN: looking drop dead gorgeous in formal wear, killer eyeliner, giving the most carefully crafted insults, loving your heritage, having a close knit group of friends that you would kill for, sarcasm off the charts, being able to put the fear of God into people’s hearts after one look.

RAVENCLAW: the perfect high ponytail, clear lip gloss, the feeling after you figure out a complicated math problem, getting an A on an assignment the rest of the class failed on, looking killer in business attire, wearing sweatpants after a long day, vocabulary so big even the teachers don’t understand what you’re talking about, the skill of reading while walking, messy desks, inked hands.

GRYFFINDOR: winning an argument, feet hitting the pavement, acting like an idiot with your friends, being yourself without caring what others think, volunteering in class, long, complicated handshakes, wearing whatever you want, dying your hair neon shades of hair, because you like to “rebel against the system”

HUFFLEPUFF: soft hoodies, sitting next to the new kid, getting excited when the new kid remembers your name, long hugs, sunrises, being swaddled in furry blankets, baking, sharing snacks, long hugs, cheering up even a random stranger when they seem down, running back down the hall to compliment the teacher with the wonderful looking nails, the adorable nose crinkle that happens when someone genuinely smiles.