[stackslip]

we're moving to an internet where children would be banned from reaching out for help and friendship online but abusive parents can post their children's every second online to humiliate and expose them for money with no pushback

[thecollectibles]

Art by Tiago Calliari

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i logged back into this account because I have no other social media and I need to say that everyone has it wrong

The Katy Perry Orlando Bloom break up isn't happening because of the floppage

Katy put out an album and is going on tour BECAUSE the relationship is over, she was hoping to use the release to transition into her single parent era (see: having her daughter feature on a song and taking that flower up to the edge of the atmosphere) but now the narrative is that Orlando is dumping her when she probably wanted to come out of the relationship with her best foot forward

Honestly I would have waited until the relationship was over and then released

[septemberlikeastorm]

qimir/the stranger: before i train you in the ways of the Dark Side, you have to sign your internship contract. for insurance purposes

osha: it says you're not liable in the event of injury, death, dismemberment, or *squints* true love

qimir:

osha: it also says workplace relationships are not just allowed but Strongly Encouraged

qimir:

osha: finally it notes that while 401(k) matching is not offered, you CAN match my freak

qimir: osha: qimir: osha: qimir: it also says there's free bagels on tuesdays

[bluecalic0]

i cannot stop thinking about the brief break in the facade "you look just like her" and then the switch back to the disaster wet cat act

[your-mums-nuts]

[skcarwrites]

Not him doing a little sleek half up half down hairstyle with some little wispy framing pieces for his trip to Brendok with Osha lmaooo Qimir stannnnnnd uppp

[leavemeslowly]

I love how Manny said a big fat f*ck you to Tom Cruise

[clonebrainrot]

[bloody-monstrous-wolf]

[batuurebel]

[penny-anna]

what if instead of being under the impression that Darth Vader killed his father someone told Luke that Vader killed his mother and then Luke hit him w that accusation in the middle of their confrontation and Vader just started crying

[penny-anna]

i think it would be very funny if at some point Darth Vader crossed paths w Artoo on a rebel mission and went 'is that my fucking droid'

[hotvampireadjacent]

LMFAO HE WAS HAVING HIS DAY OFF?

[zvaigzdelasas]

This is why you never check your work email on a weekend

[penny-anna]

some of my fav 'inconsistencies' between the prequel trilogy & the OT and by fav i mean i genuinely think these were good calls:

it is NOT normal for Jedi to become force ghosts when they die. that's like a brand new skill Yoda just unlocked. if Luke tried to tell ppl about Obi-wan's force ghost literally no-one, even ppl who were familiar w the Jedi when they were around, would know wtf he was talking about

R2-D2 knew everything that went down during the prequels and just opted not to tell anyone ever which is fully in-character for him

becoming a Jedi was a whole process involving 15+ years of training and formal trials to determine if you were ready for knighthood and then with Luke Yoda was just like 'yeah fuck it you're a jedi knight now. burn the jedi temple did. made up all the rules are. gives a shit who does.'

everyone just kind of forgot who the Jedi were within the span of a generation. love that.

[penny-anna]

Do u think Anakin's still into engineering in his Vader era

Like when there's a problem w his ship and his technicians are struggling to fix it does he ever show up like 'get out of the way' and start repairing the problem himself