High Tide

Logan | 22 | Ive kissed my own shoulder during a hot jack off sesh so what? Not like im gonna run for president

[arserenade]

you either die a hero or live long enough to become ur dad

[arserenade]

am i the only one who has "if i'm not the best i must be the worst" syndrome

[everythingfox]

Dogs playing a game. Rules are a mystery

[artbyjuju]

adulthood is realising no one cares about you and the show must go on

[everythingfox]

peekaboo

(via)

[catcrumb]

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[demonicae]

The derpiest Hellhound. If you look deep enough into his eyes you can hear elevator music.

[oneluckydewclaw]

What’s even better is this behaviour is trained and the stop cue is “let me fix my hair”

[kingpin-of-steel-act3]

[gougnafier-2]

Someone's getting it tonight

[iwouldservehim]

When you have ambition and a purpose-

[bad-days-are-ok]

[eclogues]

u guys are analyzing plot? i thought we were all just objectifying men together :(

[toastbutteregg]

[bpdvanillaice]

[prime-tiktoks]

[synx]

[forcekenobi]

talking to your pet is like

stinky (affectionate)

idiot (affectionate)

pet’s actual name (derogatory)

[cundtcake]

[vibratome-remade-deactivated202]

[testosteronetwink]

[letitrainathousandflames-archive]

Someone: oh there’s this show I’m watching... oh, nevermind, it’s silly you probably don’t wanna hear about it

Me, knowing fully well how much it sucks to have your passions invalidated and how cool it is to rant about something you love: