Arsinoé

Some call me an old sour and bitter hag or a woman with unrealistic expectations, but the truth is when I see what I want, I get it. What I want is Alceste so, Célimène, you can hold ma tea

[lovecelime]

Counsel?! Hardly constructive

"I judge, since you’ve been so extremely tart, That my good counsel pierced you to the heart." -Arsonoe

You insult my age and glamour, no wonder no one wishes for you as a partner. And seeing as that the one you love chases after me, I see you’ve become as tart as can be! I’m sorry my ways don’t please you, unfortunately everyone else agrees i’m perfect and you’re practically a sleaze.

[arsinoeuglio]

Although those were some sick rhymes, I couldn't disagree more. You should know by now I never wanted anyone's affection and that's why I'm not with a suitor. You brag you have so many suitors but, you should be embarrassed to have someone else choose the one for you.

[celimene-celine]

I simply adore this look of mine. I think it truly captures my essence - classy yet fierce. "I think it would be nice to stroll around the gallery once or twice" in this ensemble. Perhaps the Louvre. "I think I heard a carriage in the street". One of my suitors come to take me? They know me all too well.

[arsinoeuglio]

Lol you think they want you after your letter fell into the wrong hands? Maybe you should focus less on the faults of others and more on your desires because it's obvious you can't make up your mind. Whatever, I guess you have Alceste which will never work out since y'all are polar opposites.

[arsinoeuglio]

Hey Celimene, I think you and Joan Jett would get along just great. Clearly you both don't "give a damn about your reputation." This is pretty clear because "your behavior, madam, is misleading, That it makes a bad impression, giving rise to ugly gossip and obscene surmise" (3.5.25) So go about your coquetry if you please, but know that the gossip from the others will only rise if you continue your ways.

[arsinoeuglio]

Not interested

Hey Celemine if you could just worry about yourself instead of making false accusations about me like how I "let the world believe that she's a prude To justify her loveless solitude, And strives to put a brand of moral shame On all the graces that she cannot claim" (3.3.14). Y'all may think I want someone and can't get anyone so I act like I don't want anyone anyways, honestly, there is nothing further from the truth. I've always prided myself on only going after men who meet my standards, but quite frankly no one does, and that's why I don't have anyone.

[arsinoeuglio]

Hey Celemine it's better being single anyways. I can do so many things since I'm not with Alceste. You may think I'm just acting like I enjoy being single because Alceste rejected me but, I even told him "Women like me are not for such as you. Stay with this creature, to whom you're so attached; I've never seen two people better matched" (5.6.22). See, I even think he's a better fit for you so hop off Celemine.

[celimene-celine]

Jealousy is a Killer: How to Break Free from Your Jealous Feelings

How to Break Free from Your Jealous Feelings

Alceste, you may want to read this. I’m not to blame for your jealousy. “Is it my fault that all these men pursue me? Am I to blame if they’re attracted to me?” Think about it.

[arsinoeuglio]

Just shut up Celimene, I already told Alceste that “I’ve ocular evidence which will persuade you Beyond a doubt; that Celimene’s betrayed you.” Act III, sc vii, ln 354-355.

[arsinoeuglio]

Celesneeze

Celemine is such a dirty tramp. You have Alceste, Oronte, Acaste and Clitandre all lined up for you. Even you say "THERE IS A TIME OF LIFE FOR COQUETRY"(act 3 line 201). Just choose one and stay with him you whippersnapper!

[arsinoeuglio]

To all my haters