[pollen]

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

[itsalwaysdark]

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

[gasstationredhead]

ladies and gentlemen

hamish “i don’t want to see anybody run a little haunted island better than me” linklater

[hylass]

1030pm. Just got back from a day trip to pompeii. Random restaurant next to the opera in Rome. Cocktail. Waiting on ravioli. Last 70 pages of bring up the bodies. Have never been more girl who is going to be okay dot jpeg

[beadyeyes]

Let's fucking grab this Wednesday by the nothing

[hylass]

every time i go to the med schools secret cafe for lunch and walk past all the little med students who are forced to dress business casual i am so grateful to be in a field with a non-existent dress code

[sexchangedotcom]

ancient roman women whose husband keeps looking at the neighbour's boy quintus and he never looks at her that way and she can't even chainsmoke in the kitchen because they don't have marlboro blues in ancient times. and she can't even go to the club because they haven't discovered drum and bass music yet. her friend clodia's having visions of a woman named doechii but neither of them knows what that means

[andwhatexcellentboiledpotatoes]

I am so sick and tired of having to charge stuff every day of my miserable life!! My phone, my watch, my headphones, my vibrator, my backup vibrator, my emergency vibrator, the ancient cursed amulet of darkness that whispers to me....it's too much!!!

[hylass]

its criminal that hacks ending means no more meg salter and paul downs on tv. they should start dropping their characters in random hbo shows once a season for morale. put them in industry.

[conven1encestorewoman]

*looking in the mirror* You are not morrissey. You are a friendly, charming, driven young woman. Not morrissey. Do not think, "I am morrissey"

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

guy who watches anime: I'm a weirdo

guy who believes in the divine right of kings: I'm normal

[girldickdotcom]

they should invent a job that doesn't affect your schedule or energy level that you don't have to go to if you don't want but you still get paid

[hylass]

showed two friends in the mood for love for my bday last night and at the silhouette shot of tony leung smoking in the white tank they both completely in sync went "god damn"

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

look dude me transforming painfully into a centipede isnt a fetish thing its for work. Can you take a pictyre for my linkedin its starting hherggghh

[tomatoluvr69]

I’m glad I wasn’t born in mid evil times bc I’d be all like aaaaaaa I want to listen to Blue Monday by New Order but all I have is this stupid lute

[venusaurphobia]

Today my professor picked up a garter snake, said “Ow!” five times as it bit him, set it back down, and said, “Okay. That’s one defense mechanism snakes have.”

[shiningother]

i took 50g of music and im starting to black out