[plaingreekyogurt]

if i was alive in medieval times you know id be up in that cloister obsessing over my ornate manuscript project……

[mccleans]

for example nothing

[bellark]

He’s not even allowed to say something wrong now in this perfect world he’s probably sorry to all the perfect brothers and sisters out there

[dahlia-molinas]

if christopher nolan was really the visionary and ground-breaking director everyone claims he is he would have cast ben affleck as penelope

[it-appears-that-bruno-has-deact]

[sexchangedotcom]

when your wire letterboxd mutual sees you log a cloth movie

[caljordan]

and now Lamine Yamal must participate in an UNICEF's photoshoot with a baby that will defeat him in 19 years

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

[2colde]

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

[graceebooks]

i’m just having fun. hatred is involved but i’m just having fun

[circusheart]

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

[soulren]

One single spider has been descending from a very long thread all the way from the moon and will very soon, we hope, carefully touch down on earth.

[subaru-copilot]

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

[despazito]

[hylass]

its crazy the way that undergrads in a large lecture class will talk to you about their grades.

[karakuliiii-art-dump]

.How long has it been like this?

.On April 7th, 2026, people stopped being born. On the same day, people stopped dying, and people stopped aging.

.ham cheese. ham cracker. cheese cracker. ham and cheese cracker. ham and cheese

[pollen]

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

[itsalwaysdark]

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid