Unbekannte

Did I ever have a purpose?

[freegospel]

[unflavoredwaxedfloss20]

[unmuffet-deactivated20190627]

start a mosh pit at my funeral or we aren’t real friends

[abandonedloveseries]

[snowdarkred]

so, uh

did anyone tell steve after he woke up from the ice that cigarettes cause cancer??

like 

did that make the list of things they told him about or was it relegated to the list of things they didn’t bother with, like the fucking moon landing

[snowdarkred]

steve rogers after the battle of new york: well that was stressful, anyone got a smoke i can bum?

everyone who grew up with anti-smoking PSAs: uh, you know those things can give you asthma, right?

steve rogers, asthmatic who was prescribed cigarettes by a doctor in the 40s: what

[just-shower-thoughts]

Squirrels are basically rat hardware running monkey software.

[crimewave420]

me: today i will play video game

*turns on video game*

me: 

[merrigold]

a quiet place (2018)

me: *my joints crack, killing me instantly*

[crap-userrname16]

[midnightshine]

[bled]

[kiarakirai-deactivated20200605]

[night]

I want you to myself

[ispoketoyourghost]

[breadedsinner]

Miss me with that “I forget to recruit/rescue him” shit

[errormessaging]

[sticksandsharks]

Kanto print set! I’ll have these at Glasgow Comic Con next month and they’ll be up on Tictail if I have remaining stock after GCC.