a wandering traveller

INDIE RP BLOGARTAGAN OF CRITICAL ROLE NOT SPOILER-FREE(SIDEBLOG OF INGLORIOUSMISFITS)

[ingloriousmisfits]

Ooc;;

Working 9a-9p four days a week, so I haven't been around.

I'd love to do things over discord so comment here the title you would like for our server and add me at Avi the Mundane#6027

[alistairing]

I just want them to rest

[sockablock]

When Caduceus casts Commune: You feel the presence of the Wildmother gently shroud you with her maternal glow, the breeze glides through your hair and it feels like coming home

When Jester casts it: Artagan jogs up the hill in his booty shorts carrying a flagon and panting

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🍭Open your heart to chaos🧁

During quarantine I've been binging campaign 2 of Critical Role and finally, FINALLY, I've caught up. I'm so glad I can engage in fan content now without having to worry about spoilers

Jester has been one of my favourites since the start of the campaign - her humour and joy are so infectious, and I LOVE the dynamic between her and the Traveller. Also that cupcake scene. Holy shit. Laura fucking Bailey. What a genius.

I've been working on this piece on and off for the last few weeks and I'm so glad its finally done lol. It was one of those paintings where I kept going back and fixing things that probably didnt need fixed and god it just took forever, but im SUPER happy with how it turned out! I really want to do more CR fanart in the future so let me know if theres any particular character/scene you'd like to see me draw!

[vethbrenatto]

CRITICAL ROLE GIF MEME -[5/6] NPCs ↳ Artagan

[artagcn]

Critical Role - It’s Tough to Be a God Animatic

[smollmikey]

Protective sentence starters??

because visualizing muses in these situations generally equates to puppies guarding each other and its wonderful

“No, don’t do that it’s not safe.”

“You’re scared of that, aren’t you?”

“Don’t touch her/him!”

“It’s cute that you tried to protect me and all, but you’re like a foot shorter than me, you know?”

“I will always step in between you and something like that.”

“Why? Because I don’t want you to get hurt, that’s why!”

“Do you think just because my feet don’t touch the bottom of the pool that I need a floatie?”

“The stepping stool is unecessary.”

“I’m not apologizing for what I said to that asshole/jerk… He/she was saying terrible things about you.”

“If you say another word about her/him, you’ll regret it.” 

“I don’t want to put you in that type of environment.”

“Make sure to tell me if you get worried, or nervous, or claustrophobic, or-”

“You could have been hurt.”

“I indirected him/her on Twitter for your honor.”

“I think you should leave this type of thing to me.”

“I’m gonna protect you.”

“You can hold onto me if you’re scared, you know?”

“I’m not leaving you alone.  Not now, not ever.”

“Let’s all watch a different movie.  This one freaks her/him out.”

“I get where you’re coming from dude, but honestly shut the hell up and don’t talk about her/him that way.”

“She/He isn’t an object.”

“She/he told me what you did, and all I’m gonna do is tell you to stay away.”

“You don’t know anything about her/him!”

“What?  You think that was funny?  You just insulter her/him, and expect me to laugh?”

“I’m not gonna let you put up with that.”

“Really, if you told me to I’d go punch them for you.”

“Wait, let me walk you home.”

“I’ll drive you, please– please don’t go like this.”

“It’s dangerous.”

“I’m worried about you.”

“I meant it when I said I would protect you.”

“I’m not stepping aside until you back up.”

“It’s too cold for you to come out here without a jacket on.”

“I’ll go see what the noise was.”

“Stay on the phone with me.”

“Promise me you’ll be safe.”

“I don’t feel comfortable with you going there on your own.”

“He/She did what to you?”

“I won’t let you go through something like that again.”

“I’m not perfect, but I’m trying my hardest to do everything to keep you safe.”

“Stay behind me.”

“I promised your mom to make sure you didn’t do anything stupid tonight.”

“I love you.  Of course I’m gonna defend you like that.”

“No, he/she isn’t good enough to take you out.  Trust me, I know.” 

“Are you planning to stay glued to my side this whole evening?”

“I’ll be okay, because I know you’re back here ready to step in if I need you.”

“Thank you for always sticking with me.”

“I’m really worried about her/him, but I don’t think he/she wants me to call.”

“I don’t know what I would do if something happened to you.”

“Like, I don’t expect to ever have to take a bullet for you, but I would.”

send a name and a sentence xx

[contradiictions]

“half life VR but the AI is self aware” starter sentences

arguments edition

“Get the fuck back. I’m not taking your shit any more.”

“You are a fucking…. anomaly.”

“He owed me seven dollars. The fiend!”

“Let’s try and have an insult-free day.”

“I’m gonna look you in the eyes and tell you this: I am no longer going to listen to a word you say. I don’t care.”

“Don’t listen to this guy, he’s clearly crazy.”

“I’m gonna trust you because I have no other option.”

“Take that, you damnable bitch!”

“You are absolutely fucked-up.”

“If you don’t hurry up, I’m going to fucking explode.”

“You’re okay?? I thought ___ decked you into next Wednesday.”

“I have to give credit where credit is due: you haven’t tried to kill me.”

“I have no guilt weighing on my conscience. Can you say the same?”

“You thought wrong, my good bitch!”

“Hit me again and see what happens.”

“What’s your goal? What’s your objective? Why the fuck are you down here?”

“I’m fresh out of forgiveness, after all I’ve been through today.”

“I lack the mental fortitude to refute anything you say to me right now.”

“I think you fucked it up.”

“I’m a little stressed, buddy!”

“Nut up or shut up!”

“If I had a knife I would gut you.”

“I like everything, I’m a great cool, I feel a good, but you make me angry.”

[helaena-targaryens]

favourite vox machina moments: episode 112 “Dark Dealings”

[artagcn]

ooc ;;

Had Garmelie show up in a campaign I run. One of the players didn’t like his drawings, so they decided to burn his book. That character is now feebleminded. Don’t mess with an Archfey.

[yarpell]

i love artagan, esp after finishing the 1st campaign, the way matt plays him is just *chef’s kiss*

[artagcn]

lutebodied​:

I bet you say that to all the girls. It was the first sentence in her mind, but she didn’t say it. Merritt wasn’t dumb enough to try and insult him.

“Well, I was trained in the Feywild,” she responded to the compliment, twirling a lock of hair around her finger. “We have a certain standard, there.”

Merritt certainly didn’t mind flattery, so she coaxed: “You’ve mostly described me as what I’m not. Not dull, not boorish… so what am I?” Her golden eyes twinkled as she raised a curious eyebrow.

     “Empassioned... eager.” Keylan leaned back in his chair as he spoke, one leg over the arm. A somewhat precarious perch, but comfortable. “You seek to please others around you. But be careful not to pull yourself away from what you are at the core. That ardent spark. Don’t let anyone have it that doesn’t deserve it.”

[stmort]

David Bowie as The Thin White Duke

[trendy-rechauffe]

[theminttu]

Oh hey here’s a Vax! I miss them a lot 😔

[justanotherfuckingartist]

Bowie

[artagcn]

@lutebodied​ sent ;; ❝  i genuinely do not know how to react. take that as a compliment.  ❞

     “I do,” he replied with a smile and a tilt of his head. “I always aim to... astound those around me. If it makes you feel better, I find you to be quite interesting. You have a spark I don’t often find in those that blazon themselves with their bardic arts. Dull but loud, boastful and boorish. No... Thank goodness you’re not that.”