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About

23 years of age, underployed, living somewhere in Europe.

Pronouns: she/her

Writing in the following fandoms: GoT, PJO/HoO, AtLA, DCU (SuperBat), Downton Abbey, SAS Rogue Heroes, Heated Rivalry, AMC IWTV, The Pitt

Regarding Podfics, inspiration, collabs and Fan art: just ask me! I'll probably say yes :)

Obsessed with The Wire, The Beatles and James Joyce, but somehow not a middle-aged white man…

I despise AI in all its forms and applications.

#pinned post #my post

gremlininho

rainbow-femme

They move in together full time and Ilya notices that Anya acts differently with Shane than she does with him, more quiet and less playful, and he worries that means she doesn’t like Shane or is jealous, so he hires a dog trainer to come over and see if there’s anything they need to do to help

After a while of talking about how Anya acts the trainer says there’s nothing to worry about, Anya likes Shane just fine, it’s just that she sees him as the boss and is acting accordingly

And Ilya is like. But. I’m the one who adopted her? And raised her before Shane got here?? And the trainer is just like yeah well she sees you more like an equal. And Ilya is like WAIT she thinks Shane is in charge of both of us?? And the trainer is just like well do you interact in a way that would make her think that?

Ilya’s life flashes before his eyes as he thinks of all the times Shane has come over with a snack for Ilya and a treat for Anya, or all the times Shane has announced they’re all going for an after dinner walk, or pets Ilya’s hair and tells him he did a good job at practice, or the fact that he uses the same warning tone with Anya when she misbehaves as he does with Ilya when he’s causing problems on purpose

Shane comes home to Ilya with his face in his hands going oh god I’m not Anya’s dad I’m her brother and she thinks we’re both your pets. And Shane just goes. What.

#this is so fucking funny #hollanov

achillesnotachilies

Zuko is gay as hell I have like zero proof but he is gay I swear

artdecohitchhiker

Science side of Tumblr, why does my pee smell like that after eating asparagus?

villainessbian

Inside asparagus there is a chemical compound called - and I kid you not - asparagusic acid. When you eat it, your body digests it with the rest, and it's all fine and dandy... until.

Digestion is essentially breaking things down and stealing everything that's good, and then you pee/poop out the rest.

Asparagusic acid breaks down into many small bits that are uninteresting and have sulphur in them.

And most of the time, a small compound with sulphur in it smells terrible.

So they're in your pee and that's why.

#thanks science side of Tumblr

ode-on-a-grecian-butt

artdecohitchhiker

They don't make names like they used to.

#maybe that's the true melting pot #being misheard at Ellis island #american history

junefiress

when mcnulty is an alcoholic cheating divorced workaholic cop: boring. done. washed.

when kima is a borderline alcoholic cheating workaholic deadbeat dad cop: amazing. fascinating. never been done before.

#I love women in men's fields #the wire #deadbeat dad #kima greggs

starlitsecrets

Remember when joining fandom as a younger person meant lurking for a bit and figuring out the vibe and etiquette instead of coming in on day one and calling people weirdos for liking weirdo shit in the weirdo factory.

#I lurked for 8 years #at least

assporn

I need another billionaire or two or ten to try out their own carbon fiber subs and show us pics of the Titanic.

THEY will be able to do it FOR SURE!

Elon's is such a genius! Have him do it!

#oceangate #carbon fiber #billionaires #the ocean has tasted and craves more of them

stellanslashgeode

I'm watching a three-year anniversary retrospective on OceanGate/Titan submersible and man, say what you will about Stockton Rush and his criminal disregard of safety regulations, but the man has a higher billionaire bodycount than you do.