Scared and horny

Living is one of my favourite things and I am not upset.

[danielkanhai]

how many times do you think you’ve seen the same bird twice.

[sassy-spoon]

out of all the things on this website that have fucked me up this is one of the worst

[nomoreneon-deactivated20230218]

You can’t just make me different and leave.

John Green (Looking for Alaska)

[assholedisney-deactivated201604]

today I saw a preteen girl pick up Mean Girls at Target and ask her friend what it was. She didn’t even know. She said it sounded dumb. The people are forgetting. The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

Who is this man? Mackling at my more,

[reichenbachtrip]

While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a rapping, As of some one gently Mackling, Mackling at my chamber more

[batreaux]

you finally sneak into the dragon’s cave and find his treasure chest. you open it and there is just a macaroni drawing by the dragon’s son. “ITS TREASURE TO MEEEEE” the dragon bellows 

[tootwizard]

im sorry… … i got some bad news… … . drinking tea doesn’t make you anymore intelligent or cultural. i know. take your time.

[sixtyforty]

i’m ugly and my body hurts and i am scared of the future

[seultangs]

I’m sorry that I’m both your umbrella and the rain.

Tablo

(via setbabiesonfire)

[nishlo-deactivated20151015]

shark lava and boy girl

[petitjazzboy]

a bigender superhero and a shark partner literally made of lava

[artemesia-absinthium]

me: it wont bother me.

me: *lies down*

me: it actually really bothers me. a lot. so i'm gonna think about it all night instead of sleeping.

[pinataparty23-deactivated201404]

one day i will figure out how boys work. and when i do, i’ll be unstoppable 

[gothicprep]

i came into this world covered in someone else blood and screaming and lemme tell you i’m not afraid to leave it the same way

[the-lonely-scottish-guy-deactiv]

‘stop being overdramatic’ they say

‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist

[pajamaben]

“Billy where is your homework?”

“im sorry Ms. Klein my dog- *sees dog in the window make a throat cutting motion* -gone cat ate it”

[nochannels-deactivated20211223]

lmfao someone please punch me in the face 

[artemesia-absinthium]

how to tell if someone likes you

1. they don’t

[gothicprep]

humans are very interesting because no other creature has gone through years of evolution to be this stupid

[whataboutcas]

sometimes a sloth’s metabolism can slow down so much it can starve to death with a full stomach