Artemis

[artemis-and-hunters]

Intro time!

Name: Artemis

Occupation: Olympian goddess of hunting, the wilderness and wild animals. Also a goddess of childbirth, and the protectress of the girl child up to the age of marriage. Bringer of sudden death and disease {Artemis targetted women and girls, Apollo men and boys}

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Unimportant, I am a virgin goddess.

Age: I lost count

Mom: Leto

Dad: ...Zeus

Siblings (The important ones): Ares, Athena, Dionysus, Hermes, Apollo, Heracles, Hephaestus

People I like: My huntresses. Apollo (Barely). Callisto (She's just my favourite hunter, that's all). My cousin Aeolus.

If you're here to become a huntress, you need to pass a fitness examination. If you're here to transition, I've set up a spring north of the shrine.

Dad, stay the fuck away. And to any love gods, also fuck off or you'll find an arrow where the sun don't shine.

Also here are some hunters, we got: Callisto. Aetolia. Peitho

Ooc: @lucifermorningstar-official cos I don't have too many blogs at all

[antflights]

Lady Artemis 🏹

Plus with fur

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

i wish i was a deer narrowly avoiding being hit by cars on the road (would enjoy looking into the bright lights) (would have sick antlers) (you bitches would be sooo jealous of my grace and serenity) (artemis would hang out with me)

[artemis-and-hunters]

You said my name cousin?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

:O hiiiii

[artemis-and-hunters]

How have you been?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

uhhh bad, you?

[artemis-and-hunters]

Not bad, what happened?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

marriage

[artemis-and-hunters]

Ah, I see, that's a shame

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

right?? biggest mistake of my life

[artemis-and-hunters]

I would agree, but I am also biased

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

no you and apollo had it so right never getting married actually, im quite jealous

[artemis-and-hunters]

Not sure me and him did it for the same reason, but yes, marriage does not seem good at all

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

hows it been being blissfully unmarried?

[artemis-and-hunters]

Its been okay, never had a marital dispute at least

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

and no kids, which sounds like a dream

[artemis-and-hunters]

Well, I have the hunters, and thousands of hormonal teenagers praying to me, they give me headaches

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

oh theyre the worst, luckily im not that popular with those new teenage worshippers, never really was a popular god in general. being one of the main twelve seems exhausting

[artemis-and-hunters]

Oh it is, especially when you've got multiple domains, like Hera gets much less than me, cos I get hunters, alongside half of the population, anyone at night pretty much, everyone. You only really get sailors right?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

and hippies, but yea mostly just sailors

[artemis-and-hunters]

Oh? You get hippies too?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

nowadays theyre basically the only people who pray to me :(

[artemis-and-hunters]

Want me to hunt them down for you?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

no its okay you dont have to

[artemis-and-hunters]

You sure?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

yea, ozzy used to hunt people down for me….would probably just make me feel bad

[artemis-and-hunters]

Ozzy? Oh, yes, your wife right?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

mhm oizys—feels weird to say her full name

[artemis-and-hunters]

What is she the god of?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

pain, misery, anxiety, depression, grief, blood, stuff like that

[artemis-and-hunters]

Oh, why did you marry her then?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

she was actually really sweet and kind and fun to be around and cool and hot and covered in blood and hot cause of all the blood and slaughter and stuff and i didnt think id be affected by her domains at all

[artemis-and-hunters]

That's not the best way to think

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

im not the best at thinking, especially before i do something

[artemis-and-hunters]

Maybe don't do things without planning then?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

i dont plan things, like at all—when i do they always go horribly wrong and i get disappointed. id rather not plan and have things go horribly wrong but not be disappointed or waste time

[artemis-and-hunters]

Hm, I see, unfortunate

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

nothing ever works out for me so ive stopped trying

[artemis-and-hunters]

The fates are cruel I suppose

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

oh yea they hate me, like personally, ive met them and they dont like me, but most gods dont so im used to it

[artemis-and-hunters]

Why not?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

im very annoying and just not generally likable—i didnt even think you liked me until you started talking to me

[artemis-and-hunters]

Why wouldn't I? You keep all my shots on target

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

*they shrug*

[artemis-and-hunters]

You seem fine to me, more tolerable than my father at least

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

i think your dad is one of the only gods that likes me

[artemis-and-hunters]

That would make sense, you do have a large role in his domain

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

probably, anyways been thinking about taking some inspiration from deers lately and running into oncoming traffic

[artemis-and-hunters]

I wouldn't recommend that, unless you're hunting the traffic

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

i feel like at the end of the day itd be a fun experience, its what i was talking about before you showed up actually

[artemis-and-hunters]

It wouldn't do anything to you anyway really, would it?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

probably just get put in the hospital

[artemis-and-hunters]

...maybe avoid that? If you don't run in traffic, I'll give you flowers?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

flowers arent that thrilling

[artemis-and-hunters]

I'll invite you on one of my hunts?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

……ok ill take that offer

[artemis-and-hunters]

Glad to hear it cousin, might even be able to convince the others to spend time with you too, you do seem rather nice

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

whens the next hunt?

[artemis-and-hunters]

November 5th, I'll come by during the day to get you

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

ill be waiting very patiently

[artemis-and-hunters]

Good luck with everything until then

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

bye bye :3

[artemis-and-hunters]

*And so she leaves somehow*

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

i wish i was a deer narrowly avoiding being hit by cars on the road (would enjoy looking into the bright lights) (would have sick antlers) (you bitches would be sooo jealous of my grace and serenity) (artemis would hang out with me)

[artemis-and-hunters]

You said my name cousin?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

:O hiiiii

[artemis-and-hunters]

How have you been?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

uhhh bad, you?

[artemis-and-hunters]

Not bad, what happened?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

marriage

[artemis-and-hunters]

Ah, I see, that's a shame

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

right?? biggest mistake of my life

[artemis-and-hunters]

I would agree, but I am also biased

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

no you and apollo had it so right never getting married actually, im quite jealous

[artemis-and-hunters]

Not sure me and him did it for the same reason, but yes, marriage does not seem good at all

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

hows it been being blissfully unmarried?

[artemis-and-hunters]

Its been okay, never had a marital dispute at least

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

and no kids, which sounds like a dream

[artemis-and-hunters]

Well, I have the hunters, and thousands of hormonal teenagers praying to me, they give me headaches

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

oh theyre the worst, luckily im not that popular with those new teenage worshippers, never really was a popular god in general. being one of the main twelve seems exhausting

[artemis-and-hunters]

Oh it is, especially when you've got multiple domains, like Hera gets much less than me, cos I get hunters, alongside half of the population, anyone at night pretty much, everyone. You only really get sailors right?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

and hippies, but yea mostly just sailors

[artemis-and-hunters]

Oh? You get hippies too?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

nowadays theyre basically the only people who pray to me :(

[artemis-and-hunters]

Want me to hunt them down for you?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

no its okay you dont have to

[artemis-and-hunters]

You sure?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

yea, ozzy used to hunt people down for me….would probably just make me feel bad

[artemis-and-hunters]

Ozzy? Oh, yes, your wife right?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

mhm oizys—feels weird to say her full name

[artemis-and-hunters]

What is she the god of?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

pain, misery, anxiety, depression, grief, blood, stuff like that

[artemis-and-hunters]

Oh, why did you marry her then?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

she was actually really sweet and kind and fun to be around and cool and hot and covered in blood and hot cause of all the blood and slaughter and stuff and i didnt think id be affected by her domains at all

[artemis-and-hunters]

That's not the best way to think

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

im not the best at thinking, especially before i do something

[artemis-and-hunters]

Maybe don't do things without planning then?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

i dont plan things, like at all—when i do they always go horribly wrong and i get disappointed. id rather not plan and have things go horribly wrong but not be disappointed or waste time

[artemis-and-hunters]

Hm, I see, unfortunate

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

nothing ever works out for me so ive stopped trying

[artemis-and-hunters]

The fates are cruel I suppose

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

oh yea they hate me, like personally, ive met them and they dont like me, but most gods dont so im used to it

[artemis-and-hunters]

Why not?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

im very annoying and just not generally likable—i didnt even think you liked me until you started talking to me

[artemis-and-hunters]

Why wouldn't I? You keep all my shots on target

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

*they shrug*

[artemis-and-hunters]

You seem fine to me, more tolerable than my father at least

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

i think your dad is one of the only gods that likes me

[artemis-and-hunters]

That would make sense, you do have a large role in his domain

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

probably, anyways been thinking about taking some inspiration from deers lately and running into oncoming traffic

[artemis-and-hunters]

I wouldn't recommend that, unless you're hunting the traffic

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

i feel like at the end of the day itd be a fun experience, its what i was talking about before you showed up actually

[artemis-and-hunters]

It wouldn't do anything to you anyway really, would it?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

probably just get put in the hospital

[artemis-and-hunters]

...maybe avoid that? If you don't run in traffic, I'll give you flowers?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

flowers arent that thrilling

[artemis-and-hunters]

I'll invite you on one of my hunts?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

……ok ill take that offer

[artemis-and-hunters]

Glad to hear it cousin, might even be able to convince the others to spend time with you too, you do seem rather nice

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

whens the next hunt?

[artemis-and-hunters]

November 5th, I'll come by during the day to get you

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

ill be waiting very patiently

[artemis-and-hunters]

Good luck with everything until then

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

i wish i was a deer narrowly avoiding being hit by cars on the road (would enjoy looking into the bright lights) (would have sick antlers) (you bitches would be sooo jealous of my grace and serenity) (artemis would hang out with me)

[artemis-and-hunters]

You said my name cousin?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

:O hiiiii

[artemis-and-hunters]

How have you been?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

uhhh bad, you?

[artemis-and-hunters]

Not bad, what happened?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

marriage

[artemis-and-hunters]

Ah, I see, that's a shame

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

right?? biggest mistake of my life

[artemis-and-hunters]

I would agree, but I am also biased

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

no you and apollo had it so right never getting married actually, im quite jealous

[artemis-and-hunters]

Not sure me and him did it for the same reason, but yes, marriage does not seem good at all

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

hows it been being blissfully unmarried?

[artemis-and-hunters]

Its been okay, never had a marital dispute at least

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

and no kids, which sounds like a dream

[artemis-and-hunters]

Well, I have the hunters, and thousands of hormonal teenagers praying to me, they give me headaches

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

oh theyre the worst, luckily im not that popular with those new teenage worshippers, never really was a popular god in general. being one of the main twelve seems exhausting

[artemis-and-hunters]

Oh it is, especially when you've got multiple domains, like Hera gets much less than me, cos I get hunters, alongside half of the population, anyone at night pretty much, everyone. You only really get sailors right?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

and hippies, but yea mostly just sailors

[artemis-and-hunters]

Oh? You get hippies too?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

nowadays theyre basically the only people who pray to me :(

[artemis-and-hunters]

Want me to hunt them down for you?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

no its okay you dont have to

[artemis-and-hunters]

You sure?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

yea, ozzy used to hunt people down for me….would probably just make me feel bad

[artemis-and-hunters]

Ozzy? Oh, yes, your wife right?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

mhm oizys—feels weird to say her full name

[artemis-and-hunters]

What is she the god of?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

pain, misery, anxiety, depression, grief, blood, stuff like that

[artemis-and-hunters]

Oh, why did you marry her then?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

she was actually really sweet and kind and fun to be around and cool and hot and covered in blood and hot cause of all the blood and slaughter and stuff and i didnt think id be affected by her domains at all

[artemis-and-hunters]

That's not the best way to think

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

im not the best at thinking, especially before i do something

[artemis-and-hunters]

Maybe don't do things without planning then?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

i dont plan things, like at all—when i do they always go horribly wrong and i get disappointed. id rather not plan and have things go horribly wrong but not be disappointed or waste time

[artemis-and-hunters]

Hm, I see, unfortunate

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

nothing ever works out for me so ive stopped trying

[artemis-and-hunters]

The fates are cruel I suppose

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

oh yea they hate me, like personally, ive met them and they dont like me, but most gods dont so im used to it

[artemis-and-hunters]

Why not?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

im very annoying and just not generally likable—i didnt even think you liked me until you started talking to me

[artemis-and-hunters]

Why wouldn't I? You keep all my shots on target

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

*they shrug*

[artemis-and-hunters]

You seem fine to me, more tolerable than my father at least

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

i think your dad is one of the only gods that likes me

[artemis-and-hunters]

That would make sense, you do have a large role in his domain

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

probably, anyways been thinking about taking some inspiration from deers lately and running into oncoming traffic

[artemis-and-hunters]

I wouldn't recommend that, unless you're hunting the traffic

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

i feel like at the end of the day itd be a fun experience, its what i was talking about before you showed up actually

[artemis-and-hunters]

It wouldn't do anything to you anyway really, would it?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

probably just get put in the hospital

[artemis-and-hunters]

...maybe avoid that? If you don't run in traffic, I'll give you flowers?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

flowers arent that thrilling

[artemis-and-hunters]

I'll invite you on one of my hunts?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

……ok ill take that offer

[artemis-and-hunters]

Glad to hear it cousin, might even be able to convince the others to spend time with you too, you do seem rather nice

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

whens the next hunt?

[artemis-and-hunters]

November 5th, I'll come by during the day to get you

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

i wish i was a deer narrowly avoiding being hit by cars on the road (would enjoy looking into the bright lights) (would have sick antlers) (you bitches would be sooo jealous of my grace and serenity) (artemis would hang out with me)

[artemis-and-hunters]

You said my name cousin?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

:O hiiiii

[artemis-and-hunters]

How have you been?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

uhhh bad, you?

[artemis-and-hunters]

Not bad, what happened?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

marriage

[artemis-and-hunters]

Ah, I see, that's a shame

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

right?? biggest mistake of my life

[artemis-and-hunters]

I would agree, but I am also biased

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

no you and apollo had it so right never getting married actually, im quite jealous

[artemis-and-hunters]

Not sure me and him did it for the same reason, but yes, marriage does not seem good at all

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

hows it been being blissfully unmarried?

[artemis-and-hunters]

Its been okay, never had a marital dispute at least

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

and no kids, which sounds like a dream

[artemis-and-hunters]

Well, I have the hunters, and thousands of hormonal teenagers praying to me, they give me headaches

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

oh theyre the worst, luckily im not that popular with those new teenage worshippers, never really was a popular god in general. being one of the main twelve seems exhausting

[artemis-and-hunters]

Oh it is, especially when you've got multiple domains, like Hera gets much less than me, cos I get hunters, alongside half of the population, anyone at night pretty much, everyone. You only really get sailors right?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

and hippies, but yea mostly just sailors

[artemis-and-hunters]

Oh? You get hippies too?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

nowadays theyre basically the only people who pray to me :(

[artemis-and-hunters]

Want me to hunt them down for you?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

no its okay you dont have to

[artemis-and-hunters]

You sure?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

yea, ozzy used to hunt people down for me….would probably just make me feel bad

[artemis-and-hunters]

Ozzy? Oh, yes, your wife right?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

mhm oizys—feels weird to say her full name

[artemis-and-hunters]

What is she the god of?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

pain, misery, anxiety, depression, grief, blood, stuff like that

[artemis-and-hunters]

Oh, why did you marry her then?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

she was actually really sweet and kind and fun to be around and cool and hot and covered in blood and hot cause of all the blood and slaughter and stuff and i didnt think id be affected by her domains at all

[artemis-and-hunters]

That's not the best way to think

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

im not the best at thinking, especially before i do something

[artemis-and-hunters]

Maybe don't do things without planning then?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

i dont plan things, like at all—when i do they always go horribly wrong and i get disappointed. id rather not plan and have things go horribly wrong but not be disappointed or waste time

[artemis-and-hunters]

Hm, I see, unfortunate

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

nothing ever works out for me so ive stopped trying

[artemis-and-hunters]

The fates are cruel I suppose

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

oh yea they hate me, like personally, ive met them and they dont like me, but most gods dont so im used to it

[artemis-and-hunters]

Why not?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

im very annoying and just not generally likable—i didnt even think you liked me until you started talking to me

[artemis-and-hunters]

Why wouldn't I? You keep all my shots on target

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

*they shrug*

[artemis-and-hunters]

You seem fine to me, more tolerable than my father at least

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

i think your dad is one of the only gods that likes me

[artemis-and-hunters]

That would make sense, you do have a large role in his domain

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

probably, anyways been thinking about taking some inspiration from deers lately and running into oncoming traffic

[artemis-and-hunters]

I wouldn't recommend that, unless you're hunting the traffic

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

i feel like at the end of the day itd be a fun experience, its what i was talking about before you showed up actually

[artemis-and-hunters]

It wouldn't do anything to you anyway really, would it?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

probably just get put in the hospital

[artemis-and-hunters]

...maybe avoid that? If you don't run in traffic, I'll give you flowers?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

flowers arent that thrilling

[artemis-and-hunters]

I'll invite you on one of my hunts?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

……ok ill take that offer

[artemis-and-hunters]

Glad to hear it cousin, might even be able to convince the others to spend time with you too, you do seem rather nice

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

i wish i was a deer narrowly avoiding being hit by cars on the road (would enjoy looking into the bright lights) (would have sick antlers) (you bitches would be sooo jealous of my grace and serenity) (artemis would hang out with me)

[artemis-and-hunters]

You said my name cousin?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

:O hiiiii

[artemis-and-hunters]

How have you been?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

uhhh bad, you?

[artemis-and-hunters]

Not bad, what happened?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

marriage

[artemis-and-hunters]

Ah, I see, that's a shame

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

right?? biggest mistake of my life

[artemis-and-hunters]

I would agree, but I am also biased

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

no you and apollo had it so right never getting married actually, im quite jealous

[artemis-and-hunters]

Not sure me and him did it for the same reason, but yes, marriage does not seem good at all

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

hows it been being blissfully unmarried?

[artemis-and-hunters]

Its been okay, never had a marital dispute at least

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

and no kids, which sounds like a dream

[artemis-and-hunters]

Well, I have the hunters, and thousands of hormonal teenagers praying to me, they give me headaches

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

oh theyre the worst, luckily im not that popular with those new teenage worshippers, never really was a popular god in general. being one of the main twelve seems exhausting

[artemis-and-hunters]

Oh it is, especially when you've got multiple domains, like Hera gets much less than me, cos I get hunters, alongside half of the population, anyone at night pretty much, everyone. You only really get sailors right?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

and hippies, but yea mostly just sailors

[artemis-and-hunters]

Oh? You get hippies too?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

nowadays theyre basically the only people who pray to me :(

[artemis-and-hunters]

Want me to hunt them down for you?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

no its okay you dont have to

[artemis-and-hunters]

You sure?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

yea, ozzy used to hunt people down for me….would probably just make me feel bad

[artemis-and-hunters]

Ozzy? Oh, yes, your wife right?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

mhm oizys—feels weird to say her full name

[artemis-and-hunters]

What is she the god of?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

pain, misery, anxiety, depression, grief, blood, stuff like that

[artemis-and-hunters]

Oh, why did you marry her then?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

she was actually really sweet and kind and fun to be around and cool and hot and covered in blood and hot cause of all the blood and slaughter and stuff and i didnt think id be affected by her domains at all

[artemis-and-hunters]

That's not the best way to think

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

im not the best at thinking, especially before i do something

[artemis-and-hunters]

Maybe don't do things without planning then?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

i dont plan things, like at all—when i do they always go horribly wrong and i get disappointed. id rather not plan and have things go horribly wrong but not be disappointed or waste time

[artemis-and-hunters]

Hm, I see, unfortunate

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

nothing ever works out for me so ive stopped trying

[artemis-and-hunters]

The fates are cruel I suppose

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

oh yea they hate me, like personally, ive met them and they dont like me, but most gods dont so im used to it

[artemis-and-hunters]

Why not?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

im very annoying and just not generally likable—i didnt even think you liked me until you started talking to me

[artemis-and-hunters]

Why wouldn't I? You keep all my shots on target

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

*they shrug*

[artemis-and-hunters]

You seem fine to me, more tolerable than my father at least

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

i think your dad is one of the only gods that likes me

[artemis-and-hunters]

That would make sense, you do have a large role in his domain

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

probably, anyways been thinking about taking some inspiration from deers lately and running into oncoming traffic

[artemis-and-hunters]

I wouldn't recommend that, unless you're hunting the traffic

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

i feel like at the end of the day itd be a fun experience, its what i was talking about before you showed up actually

[artemis-and-hunters]

It wouldn't do anything to you anyway really, would it?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

probably just get put in the hospital

[artemis-and-hunters]

...maybe avoid that? If you don't run in traffic, I'll give you flowers?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

flowers arent that thrilling

[artemis-and-hunters]

I'll invite you on one of my hunts?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

i wish i was a deer narrowly avoiding being hit by cars on the road (would enjoy looking into the bright lights) (would have sick antlers) (you bitches would be sooo jealous of my grace and serenity) (artemis would hang out with me)

[artemis-and-hunters]

You said my name cousin?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

:O hiiiii

[artemis-and-hunters]

How have you been?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

uhhh bad, you?

[artemis-and-hunters]

Not bad, what happened?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

marriage

[artemis-and-hunters]

Ah, I see, that's a shame

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

right?? biggest mistake of my life

[artemis-and-hunters]

I would agree, but I am also biased

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

no you and apollo had it so right never getting married actually, im quite jealous

[artemis-and-hunters]

Not sure me and him did it for the same reason, but yes, marriage does not seem good at all

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

hows it been being blissfully unmarried?

[artemis-and-hunters]

Its been okay, never had a marital dispute at least

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

and no kids, which sounds like a dream

[artemis-and-hunters]

Well, I have the hunters, and thousands of hormonal teenagers praying to me, they give me headaches

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

oh theyre the worst, luckily im not that popular with those new teenage worshippers, never really was a popular god in general. being one of the main twelve seems exhausting

[artemis-and-hunters]

Oh it is, especially when you've got multiple domains, like Hera gets much less than me, cos I get hunters, alongside half of the population, anyone at night pretty much, everyone. You only really get sailors right?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

and hippies, but yea mostly just sailors

[artemis-and-hunters]

Oh? You get hippies too?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

nowadays theyre basically the only people who pray to me :(

[artemis-and-hunters]

Want me to hunt them down for you?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

no its okay you dont have to

[artemis-and-hunters]

You sure?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

yea, ozzy used to hunt people down for me….would probably just make me feel bad

[artemis-and-hunters]

Ozzy? Oh, yes, your wife right?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

mhm oizys—feels weird to say her full name

[artemis-and-hunters]

What is she the god of?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

pain, misery, anxiety, depression, grief, blood, stuff like that

[artemis-and-hunters]

Oh, why did you marry her then?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

she was actually really sweet and kind and fun to be around and cool and hot and covered in blood and hot cause of all the blood and slaughter and stuff and i didnt think id be affected by her domains at all

[artemis-and-hunters]

That's not the best way to think

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

im not the best at thinking, especially before i do something

[artemis-and-hunters]

Maybe don't do things without planning then?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

i dont plan things, like at all—when i do they always go horribly wrong and i get disappointed. id rather not plan and have things go horribly wrong but not be disappointed or waste time

[artemis-and-hunters]

Hm, I see, unfortunate

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

nothing ever works out for me so ive stopped trying

[artemis-and-hunters]

The fates are cruel I suppose

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

oh yea they hate me, like personally, ive met them and they dont like me, but most gods dont so im used to it

[artemis-and-hunters]

Why not?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

im very annoying and just not generally likable—i didnt even think you liked me until you started talking to me

[artemis-and-hunters]

Why wouldn't I? You keep all my shots on target

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

*they shrug*

[artemis-and-hunters]

You seem fine to me, more tolerable than my father at least

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

i think your dad is one of the only gods that likes me

[artemis-and-hunters]

That would make sense, you do have a large role in his domain

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

probably, anyways been thinking about taking some inspiration from deers lately and running into oncoming traffic

[artemis-and-hunters]

I wouldn't recommend that, unless you're hunting the traffic

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

i feel like at the end of the day itd be a fun experience, its what i was talking about before you showed up actually

[artemis-and-hunters]

It wouldn't do anything to you anyway really, would it?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

probably just get put in the hospital

[artemis-and-hunters]

...maybe avoid that? If you don't run in traffic, I'll give you flowers?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

i wish i was a deer narrowly avoiding being hit by cars on the road (would enjoy looking into the bright lights) (would have sick antlers) (you bitches would be sooo jealous of my grace and serenity) (artemis would hang out with me)

[artemis-and-hunters]

You said my name cousin?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

:O hiiiii

[artemis-and-hunters]

How have you been?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

uhhh bad, you?

[artemis-and-hunters]

Not bad, what happened?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

marriage

[artemis-and-hunters]

Ah, I see, that's a shame

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

right?? biggest mistake of my life

[artemis-and-hunters]

I would agree, but I am also biased

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

no you and apollo had it so right never getting married actually, im quite jealous

[artemis-and-hunters]

Not sure me and him did it for the same reason, but yes, marriage does not seem good at all

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

hows it been being blissfully unmarried?

[artemis-and-hunters]

Its been okay, never had a marital dispute at least

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

and no kids, which sounds like a dream

[artemis-and-hunters]

Well, I have the hunters, and thousands of hormonal teenagers praying to me, they give me headaches

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

oh theyre the worst, luckily im not that popular with those new teenage worshippers, never really was a popular god in general. being one of the main twelve seems exhausting

[artemis-and-hunters]

Oh it is, especially when you've got multiple domains, like Hera gets much less than me, cos I get hunters, alongside half of the population, anyone at night pretty much, everyone. You only really get sailors right?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

and hippies, but yea mostly just sailors

[artemis-and-hunters]

Oh? You get hippies too?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

nowadays theyre basically the only people who pray to me :(

[artemis-and-hunters]

Want me to hunt them down for you?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

no its okay you dont have to

[artemis-and-hunters]

You sure?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

yea, ozzy used to hunt people down for me….would probably just make me feel bad

[artemis-and-hunters]

Ozzy? Oh, yes, your wife right?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

mhm oizys—feels weird to say her full name

[artemis-and-hunters]

What is she the god of?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

pain, misery, anxiety, depression, grief, blood, stuff like that

[artemis-and-hunters]

Oh, why did you marry her then?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

she was actually really sweet and kind and fun to be around and cool and hot and covered in blood and hot cause of all the blood and slaughter and stuff and i didnt think id be affected by her domains at all

[artemis-and-hunters]

That's not the best way to think

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

im not the best at thinking, especially before i do something

[artemis-and-hunters]

Maybe don't do things without planning then?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

i dont plan things, like at all—when i do they always go horribly wrong and i get disappointed. id rather not plan and have things go horribly wrong but not be disappointed or waste time

[artemis-and-hunters]

Hm, I see, unfortunate

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

nothing ever works out for me so ive stopped trying

[artemis-and-hunters]

The fates are cruel I suppose

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

oh yea they hate me, like personally, ive met them and they dont like me, but most gods dont so im used to it

[artemis-and-hunters]

Why not?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

im very annoying and just not generally likable—i didnt even think you liked me until you started talking to me

[artemis-and-hunters]

Why wouldn't I? You keep all my shots on target

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

*they shrug*

[artemis-and-hunters]

You seem fine to me, more tolerable than my father at least

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

i think your dad is one of the only gods that likes me

[artemis-and-hunters]

That would make sense, you do have a large role in his domain

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

probably, anyways been thinking about taking some inspiration from deers lately and running into oncoming traffic

[artemis-and-hunters]

I wouldn't recommend that, unless you're hunting the traffic

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

i feel like at the end of the day itd be a fun experience, its what i was talking about before you showed up actually

[artemis-and-hunters]

It wouldn't do anything to you anyway really, would it?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

i wish i was a deer narrowly avoiding being hit by cars on the road (would enjoy looking into the bright lights) (would have sick antlers) (you bitches would be sooo jealous of my grace and serenity) (artemis would hang out with me)

[artemis-and-hunters]

You said my name cousin?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

:O hiiiii

[artemis-and-hunters]

How have you been?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

uhhh bad, you?

[artemis-and-hunters]

Not bad, what happened?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

marriage

[artemis-and-hunters]

Ah, I see, that's a shame

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

right?? biggest mistake of my life

[artemis-and-hunters]

I would agree, but I am also biased

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

no you and apollo had it so right never getting married actually, im quite jealous

[artemis-and-hunters]

Not sure me and him did it for the same reason, but yes, marriage does not seem good at all

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

hows it been being blissfully unmarried?

[artemis-and-hunters]

Its been okay, never had a marital dispute at least

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

and no kids, which sounds like a dream

[artemis-and-hunters]

Well, I have the hunters, and thousands of hormonal teenagers praying to me, they give me headaches

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

oh theyre the worst, luckily im not that popular with those new teenage worshippers, never really was a popular god in general. being one of the main twelve seems exhausting

[artemis-and-hunters]

Oh it is, especially when you've got multiple domains, like Hera gets much less than me, cos I get hunters, alongside half of the population, anyone at night pretty much, everyone. You only really get sailors right?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

and hippies, but yea mostly just sailors

[artemis-and-hunters]

Oh? You get hippies too?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

nowadays theyre basically the only people who pray to me :(

[artemis-and-hunters]

Want me to hunt them down for you?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

no its okay you dont have to

[artemis-and-hunters]

You sure?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

yea, ozzy used to hunt people down for me….would probably just make me feel bad

[artemis-and-hunters]

Ozzy? Oh, yes, your wife right?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

mhm oizys—feels weird to say her full name

[artemis-and-hunters]

What is she the god of?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

pain, misery, anxiety, depression, grief, blood, stuff like that

[artemis-and-hunters]

Oh, why did you marry her then?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

she was actually really sweet and kind and fun to be around and cool and hot and covered in blood and hot cause of all the blood and slaughter and stuff and i didnt think id be affected by her domains at all

[artemis-and-hunters]

That's not the best way to think

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

im not the best at thinking, especially before i do something

[artemis-and-hunters]

Maybe don't do things without planning then?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

i dont plan things, like at all—when i do they always go horribly wrong and i get disappointed. id rather not plan and have things go horribly wrong but not be disappointed or waste time

[artemis-and-hunters]

Hm, I see, unfortunate

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

nothing ever works out for me so ive stopped trying

[artemis-and-hunters]

The fates are cruel I suppose

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

oh yea they hate me, like personally, ive met them and they dont like me, but most gods dont so im used to it

[artemis-and-hunters]

Why not?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

im very annoying and just not generally likable—i didnt even think you liked me until you started talking to me

[artemis-and-hunters]

Why wouldn't I? You keep all my shots on target

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

*they shrug*

[artemis-and-hunters]

You seem fine to me, more tolerable than my father at least

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

i think your dad is one of the only gods that likes me

[artemis-and-hunters]

That would make sense, you do have a large role in his domain

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

probably, anyways been thinking about taking some inspiration from deers lately and running into oncoming traffic

[artemis-and-hunters]

I wouldn't recommend that, unless you're hunting the traffic

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

i wish i was a deer narrowly avoiding being hit by cars on the road (would enjoy looking into the bright lights) (would have sick antlers) (you bitches would be sooo jealous of my grace and serenity) (artemis would hang out with me)

[artemis-and-hunters]

You said my name cousin?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

:O hiiiii

[artemis-and-hunters]

How have you been?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

uhhh bad, you?

[artemis-and-hunters]

Not bad, what happened?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

marriage

[artemis-and-hunters]

Ah, I see, that's a shame

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

right?? biggest mistake of my life

[artemis-and-hunters]

I would agree, but I am also biased

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

no you and apollo had it so right never getting married actually, im quite jealous

[artemis-and-hunters]

Not sure me and him did it for the same reason, but yes, marriage does not seem good at all

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

hows it been being blissfully unmarried?

[artemis-and-hunters]

Its been okay, never had a marital dispute at least

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

and no kids, which sounds like a dream

[artemis-and-hunters]

Well, I have the hunters, and thousands of hormonal teenagers praying to me, they give me headaches

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

oh theyre the worst, luckily im not that popular with those new teenage worshippers, never really was a popular god in general. being one of the main twelve seems exhausting

[artemis-and-hunters]

Oh it is, especially when you've got multiple domains, like Hera gets much less than me, cos I get hunters, alongside half of the population, anyone at night pretty much, everyone. You only really get sailors right?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

and hippies, but yea mostly just sailors

[artemis-and-hunters]

Oh? You get hippies too?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

nowadays theyre basically the only people who pray to me :(

[artemis-and-hunters]

Want me to hunt them down for you?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

no its okay you dont have to

[artemis-and-hunters]

You sure?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

yea, ozzy used to hunt people down for me….would probably just make me feel bad

[artemis-and-hunters]

Ozzy? Oh, yes, your wife right?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

mhm oizys—feels weird to say her full name

[artemis-and-hunters]

What is she the god of?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

pain, misery, anxiety, depression, grief, blood, stuff like that

[artemis-and-hunters]

Oh, why did you marry her then?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

she was actually really sweet and kind and fun to be around and cool and hot and covered in blood and hot cause of all the blood and slaughter and stuff and i didnt think id be affected by her domains at all

[artemis-and-hunters]

That's not the best way to think

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

im not the best at thinking, especially before i do something

[artemis-and-hunters]

Maybe don't do things without planning then?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

i dont plan things, like at all—when i do they always go horribly wrong and i get disappointed. id rather not plan and have things go horribly wrong but not be disappointed or waste time

[artemis-and-hunters]

Hm, I see, unfortunate

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

nothing ever works out for me so ive stopped trying

[artemis-and-hunters]

The fates are cruel I suppose

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

oh yea they hate me, like personally, ive met them and they dont like me, but most gods dont so im used to it

[artemis-and-hunters]

Why not?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

im very annoying and just not generally likable—i didnt even think you liked me until you started talking to me

[artemis-and-hunters]

Why wouldn't I? You keep all my shots on target

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

*they shrug*

[artemis-and-hunters]

You seem fine to me, more tolerable than my father at least

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

i think your dad is one of the only gods that likes me

[artemis-and-hunters]

That would make sense, you do have a large role in his domain

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

i wish i was a deer narrowly avoiding being hit by cars on the road (would enjoy looking into the bright lights) (would have sick antlers) (you bitches would be sooo jealous of my grace and serenity) (artemis would hang out with me)

[artemis-and-hunters]

You said my name cousin?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

:O hiiiii

[artemis-and-hunters]

How have you been?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

uhhh bad, you?

[artemis-and-hunters]

Not bad, what happened?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

marriage

[artemis-and-hunters]

Ah, I see, that's a shame

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

right?? biggest mistake of my life

[artemis-and-hunters]

I would agree, but I am also biased

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

no you and apollo had it so right never getting married actually, im quite jealous

[artemis-and-hunters]

Not sure me and him did it for the same reason, but yes, marriage does not seem good at all

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

hows it been being blissfully unmarried?

[artemis-and-hunters]

Its been okay, never had a marital dispute at least

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

and no kids, which sounds like a dream

[artemis-and-hunters]

Well, I have the hunters, and thousands of hormonal teenagers praying to me, they give me headaches

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

oh theyre the worst, luckily im not that popular with those new teenage worshippers, never really was a popular god in general. being one of the main twelve seems exhausting

[artemis-and-hunters]

Oh it is, especially when you've got multiple domains, like Hera gets much less than me, cos I get hunters, alongside half of the population, anyone at night pretty much, everyone. You only really get sailors right?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

and hippies, but yea mostly just sailors

[artemis-and-hunters]

Oh? You get hippies too?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

nowadays theyre basically the only people who pray to me :(

[artemis-and-hunters]

Want me to hunt them down for you?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

no its okay you dont have to

[artemis-and-hunters]

You sure?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

yea, ozzy used to hunt people down for me….would probably just make me feel bad

[artemis-and-hunters]

Ozzy? Oh, yes, your wife right?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

mhm oizys—feels weird to say her full name

[artemis-and-hunters]

What is she the god of?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

pain, misery, anxiety, depression, grief, blood, stuff like that

[artemis-and-hunters]

Oh, why did you marry her then?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

she was actually really sweet and kind and fun to be around and cool and hot and covered in blood and hot cause of all the blood and slaughter and stuff and i didnt think id be affected by her domains at all

[artemis-and-hunters]

That's not the best way to think

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

im not the best at thinking, especially before i do something

[artemis-and-hunters]

Maybe don't do things without planning then?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

i dont plan things, like at all—when i do they always go horribly wrong and i get disappointed. id rather not plan and have things go horribly wrong but not be disappointed or waste time

[artemis-and-hunters]

Hm, I see, unfortunate

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

nothing ever works out for me so ive stopped trying

[artemis-and-hunters]

The fates are cruel I suppose

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

oh yea they hate me, like personally, ive met them and they dont like me, but most gods dont so im used to it

[artemis-and-hunters]

Why not?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

im very annoying and just not generally likable—i didnt even think you liked me until you started talking to me

[artemis-and-hunters]

Why wouldn't I? You keep all my shots on target

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

*they shrug*

[artemis-and-hunters]

You seem fine to me, more tolerable than my father at least

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

i wish i was a deer narrowly avoiding being hit by cars on the road (would enjoy looking into the bright lights) (would have sick antlers) (you bitches would be sooo jealous of my grace and serenity) (artemis would hang out with me)

[artemis-and-hunters]

You said my name cousin?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

:O hiiiii

[artemis-and-hunters]

How have you been?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

uhhh bad, you?

[artemis-and-hunters]

Not bad, what happened?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

marriage

[artemis-and-hunters]

Ah, I see, that's a shame

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

right?? biggest mistake of my life

[artemis-and-hunters]

I would agree, but I am also biased

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

no you and apollo had it so right never getting married actually, im quite jealous

[artemis-and-hunters]

Not sure me and him did it for the same reason, but yes, marriage does not seem good at all

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

hows it been being blissfully unmarried?

[artemis-and-hunters]

Its been okay, never had a marital dispute at least

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

and no kids, which sounds like a dream

[artemis-and-hunters]

Well, I have the hunters, and thousands of hormonal teenagers praying to me, they give me headaches

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

oh theyre the worst, luckily im not that popular with those new teenage worshippers, never really was a popular god in general. being one of the main twelve seems exhausting

[artemis-and-hunters]

Oh it is, especially when you've got multiple domains, like Hera gets much less than me, cos I get hunters, alongside half of the population, anyone at night pretty much, everyone. You only really get sailors right?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

and hippies, but yea mostly just sailors

[artemis-and-hunters]

Oh? You get hippies too?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

nowadays theyre basically the only people who pray to me :(

[artemis-and-hunters]

Want me to hunt them down for you?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

no its okay you dont have to

[artemis-and-hunters]

You sure?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

yea, ozzy used to hunt people down for me….would probably just make me feel bad

[artemis-and-hunters]

Ozzy? Oh, yes, your wife right?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

mhm oizys—feels weird to say her full name

[artemis-and-hunters]

What is she the god of?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

pain, misery, anxiety, depression, grief, blood, stuff like that

[artemis-and-hunters]

Oh, why did you marry her then?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

she was actually really sweet and kind and fun to be around and cool and hot and covered in blood and hot cause of all the blood and slaughter and stuff and i didnt think id be affected by her domains at all

[artemis-and-hunters]

That's not the best way to think

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

im not the best at thinking, especially before i do something

[artemis-and-hunters]

Maybe don't do things without planning then?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

i dont plan things, like at all—when i do they always go horribly wrong and i get disappointed. id rather not plan and have things go horribly wrong but not be disappointed or waste time

[artemis-and-hunters]

Hm, I see, unfortunate

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

nothing ever works out for me so ive stopped trying

[artemis-and-hunters]

The fates are cruel I suppose

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

oh yea they hate me, like personally, ive met them and they dont like me, but most gods dont so im used to it

[artemis-and-hunters]

Why not?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

im very annoying and just not generally likable—i didnt even think you liked me until you started talking to me

[artemis-and-hunters]

Why wouldn't I? You keep all my shots on target

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

i wish i was a deer narrowly avoiding being hit by cars on the road (would enjoy looking into the bright lights) (would have sick antlers) (you bitches would be sooo jealous of my grace and serenity) (artemis would hang out with me)

[artemis-and-hunters]

You said my name cousin?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

:O hiiiii

[artemis-and-hunters]

How have you been?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

uhhh bad, you?

[artemis-and-hunters]

Not bad, what happened?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

marriage

[artemis-and-hunters]

Ah, I see, that's a shame

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

right?? biggest mistake of my life

[artemis-and-hunters]

I would agree, but I am also biased

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

no you and apollo had it so right never getting married actually, im quite jealous

[artemis-and-hunters]

Not sure me and him did it for the same reason, but yes, marriage does not seem good at all

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

hows it been being blissfully unmarried?

[artemis-and-hunters]

Its been okay, never had a marital dispute at least

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

and no kids, which sounds like a dream

[artemis-and-hunters]

Well, I have the hunters, and thousands of hormonal teenagers praying to me, they give me headaches

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

oh theyre the worst, luckily im not that popular with those new teenage worshippers, never really was a popular god in general. being one of the main twelve seems exhausting

[artemis-and-hunters]

Oh it is, especially when you've got multiple domains, like Hera gets much less than me, cos I get hunters, alongside half of the population, anyone at night pretty much, everyone. You only really get sailors right?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

and hippies, but yea mostly just sailors

[artemis-and-hunters]

Oh? You get hippies too?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

nowadays theyre basically the only people who pray to me :(

[artemis-and-hunters]

Want me to hunt them down for you?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

no its okay you dont have to

[artemis-and-hunters]

You sure?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

yea, ozzy used to hunt people down for me….would probably just make me feel bad

[artemis-and-hunters]

Ozzy? Oh, yes, your wife right?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

mhm oizys—feels weird to say her full name

[artemis-and-hunters]

What is she the god of?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

pain, misery, anxiety, depression, grief, blood, stuff like that

[artemis-and-hunters]

Oh, why did you marry her then?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

she was actually really sweet and kind and fun to be around and cool and hot and covered in blood and hot cause of all the blood and slaughter and stuff and i didnt think id be affected by her domains at all

[artemis-and-hunters]

That's not the best way to think

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

im not the best at thinking, especially before i do something

[artemis-and-hunters]

Maybe don't do things without planning then?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

i dont plan things, like at all—when i do they always go horribly wrong and i get disappointed. id rather not plan and have things go horribly wrong but not be disappointed or waste time

[artemis-and-hunters]

Hm, I see, unfortunate

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

nothing ever works out for me so ive stopped trying

[artemis-and-hunters]

The fates are cruel I suppose

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

oh yea they hate me, like personally, ive met them and they dont like me, but most gods dont so im used to it

[artemis-and-hunters]

Why not?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

i wish i was a deer narrowly avoiding being hit by cars on the road (would enjoy looking into the bright lights) (would have sick antlers) (you bitches would be sooo jealous of my grace and serenity) (artemis would hang out with me)

[artemis-and-hunters]

You said my name cousin?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

:O hiiiii

[artemis-and-hunters]

How have you been?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

uhhh bad, you?

[artemis-and-hunters]

Not bad, what happened?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

marriage

[artemis-and-hunters]

Ah, I see, that's a shame

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

right?? biggest mistake of my life

[artemis-and-hunters]

I would agree, but I am also biased

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

no you and apollo had it so right never getting married actually, im quite jealous

[artemis-and-hunters]

Not sure me and him did it for the same reason, but yes, marriage does not seem good at all

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

hows it been being blissfully unmarried?

[artemis-and-hunters]

Its been okay, never had a marital dispute at least

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

and no kids, which sounds like a dream

[artemis-and-hunters]

Well, I have the hunters, and thousands of hormonal teenagers praying to me, they give me headaches

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

oh theyre the worst, luckily im not that popular with those new teenage worshippers, never really was a popular god in general. being one of the main twelve seems exhausting

[artemis-and-hunters]

Oh it is, especially when you've got multiple domains, like Hera gets much less than me, cos I get hunters, alongside half of the population, anyone at night pretty much, everyone. You only really get sailors right?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

and hippies, but yea mostly just sailors

[artemis-and-hunters]

Oh? You get hippies too?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

nowadays theyre basically the only people who pray to me :(

[artemis-and-hunters]

Want me to hunt them down for you?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

no its okay you dont have to

[artemis-and-hunters]

You sure?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

yea, ozzy used to hunt people down for me….would probably just make me feel bad

[artemis-and-hunters]

Ozzy? Oh, yes, your wife right?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

mhm oizys—feels weird to say her full name

[artemis-and-hunters]

What is she the god of?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

pain, misery, anxiety, depression, grief, blood, stuff like that

[artemis-and-hunters]

Oh, why did you marry her then?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

she was actually really sweet and kind and fun to be around and cool and hot and covered in blood and hot cause of all the blood and slaughter and stuff and i didnt think id be affected by her domains at all

[artemis-and-hunters]

That's not the best way to think

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

im not the best at thinking, especially before i do something

[artemis-and-hunters]

Maybe don't do things without planning then?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

i dont plan things, like at all—when i do they always go horribly wrong and i get disappointed. id rather not plan and have things go horribly wrong but not be disappointed or waste time

[artemis-and-hunters]

Hm, I see, unfortunate

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

nothing ever works out for me so ive stopped trying

[artemis-and-hunters]

The fates are cruel I suppose

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

i wish i was a deer narrowly avoiding being hit by cars on the road (would enjoy looking into the bright lights) (would have sick antlers) (you bitches would be sooo jealous of my grace and serenity) (artemis would hang out with me)

[artemis-and-hunters]

You said my name cousin?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

:O hiiiii

[artemis-and-hunters]

How have you been?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

uhhh bad, you?

[artemis-and-hunters]

Not bad, what happened?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

marriage

[artemis-and-hunters]

Ah, I see, that's a shame

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

right?? biggest mistake of my life

[artemis-and-hunters]

I would agree, but I am also biased

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

no you and apollo had it so right never getting married actually, im quite jealous

[artemis-and-hunters]

Not sure me and him did it for the same reason, but yes, marriage does not seem good at all

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

hows it been being blissfully unmarried?

[artemis-and-hunters]

Its been okay, never had a marital dispute at least

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

and no kids, which sounds like a dream

[artemis-and-hunters]

Well, I have the hunters, and thousands of hormonal teenagers praying to me, they give me headaches

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

oh theyre the worst, luckily im not that popular with those new teenage worshippers, never really was a popular god in general. being one of the main twelve seems exhausting

[artemis-and-hunters]

Oh it is, especially when you've got multiple domains, like Hera gets much less than me, cos I get hunters, alongside half of the population, anyone at night pretty much, everyone. You only really get sailors right?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

and hippies, but yea mostly just sailors

[artemis-and-hunters]

Oh? You get hippies too?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

nowadays theyre basically the only people who pray to me :(

[artemis-and-hunters]

Want me to hunt them down for you?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

no its okay you dont have to

[artemis-and-hunters]

You sure?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

yea, ozzy used to hunt people down for me….would probably just make me feel bad

[artemis-and-hunters]

Ozzy? Oh, yes, your wife right?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

mhm oizys—feels weird to say her full name

[artemis-and-hunters]

What is she the god of?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

pain, misery, anxiety, depression, grief, blood, stuff like that

[artemis-and-hunters]

Oh, why did you marry her then?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

she was actually really sweet and kind and fun to be around and cool and hot and covered in blood and hot cause of all the blood and slaughter and stuff and i didnt think id be affected by her domains at all

[artemis-and-hunters]

That's not the best way to think

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

im not the best at thinking, especially before i do something

[artemis-and-hunters]

Maybe don't do things without planning then?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

i dont plan things, like at all—when i do they always go horribly wrong and i get disappointed. id rather not plan and have things go horribly wrong but not be disappointed or waste time

[artemis-and-hunters]

Hm, I see, unfortunate

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

i wish i was a deer narrowly avoiding being hit by cars on the road (would enjoy looking into the bright lights) (would have sick antlers) (you bitches would be sooo jealous of my grace and serenity) (artemis would hang out with me)

[artemis-and-hunters]

You said my name cousin?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

:O hiiiii

[artemis-and-hunters]

How have you been?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

uhhh bad, you?

[artemis-and-hunters]

Not bad, what happened?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

marriage

[artemis-and-hunters]

Ah, I see, that's a shame

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

right?? biggest mistake of my life

[artemis-and-hunters]

I would agree, but I am also biased

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

no you and apollo had it so right never getting married actually, im quite jealous

[artemis-and-hunters]

Not sure me and him did it for the same reason, but yes, marriage does not seem good at all

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

hows it been being blissfully unmarried?

[artemis-and-hunters]

Its been okay, never had a marital dispute at least

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

and no kids, which sounds like a dream

[artemis-and-hunters]

Well, I have the hunters, and thousands of hormonal teenagers praying to me, they give me headaches

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

oh theyre the worst, luckily im not that popular with those new teenage worshippers, never really was a popular god in general. being one of the main twelve seems exhausting

[artemis-and-hunters]

Oh it is, especially when you've got multiple domains, like Hera gets much less than me, cos I get hunters, alongside half of the population, anyone at night pretty much, everyone. You only really get sailors right?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

and hippies, but yea mostly just sailors

[artemis-and-hunters]

Oh? You get hippies too?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

nowadays theyre basically the only people who pray to me :(

[artemis-and-hunters]

Want me to hunt them down for you?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

no its okay you dont have to

[artemis-and-hunters]

You sure?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

yea, ozzy used to hunt people down for me….would probably just make me feel bad

[artemis-and-hunters]

Ozzy? Oh, yes, your wife right?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

mhm oizys—feels weird to say her full name

[artemis-and-hunters]

What is she the god of?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

pain, misery, anxiety, depression, grief, blood, stuff like that

[artemis-and-hunters]

Oh, why did you marry her then?

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

she was actually really sweet and kind and fun to be around and cool and hot and covered in blood and hot cause of all the blood and slaughter and stuff and i didnt think id be affected by her domains at all

[artemis-and-hunters]

That's not the best way to think

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

im not the best at thinking, especially before i do something

[artemis-and-hunters]

Maybe don't do things without planning then?