memes for fowlfest day 1
freaking loving this
The Bowery Presents
Not today Justin

titsay
taylor price
The Stonewall Inn
noise dept.
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Doug Jones
macklin celebrini has autism
EXPECTATIONS

roma★

shark vs the universe
almost home
RMH
Noah Kahan
Mike Driver
$LAYYYTER
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
todays bird

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memes for fowlfest day 1
freaking loving this
FowlFest, August 26th: Meme Day
Warning: TLG spoilers
Here’s a quick animatic of some classic memes we all know and love. Excuse the roughness and my inconsistent foaly design.
I’m also happy to say this is the first fowl fest I’m actively participating in, please tell me if I’m doing anything wrong.
I can’t believe Artemis gets mauled by a gorilla in Time Paradox and it’s the least of his problems.
"So what is this master plan, Fowl? Let me guess—world domination?"
#Butler: are you going to turn off the music?#Artemis:... the cube has become sentient. And insists on playing this song as it starts up#Butler: I understand (narrator: he did in fact not understand)#Artemis: C Cube. My son. Please stop.#C Cube: I'M PROUD AND OUT
So if you hacked in to Interpol with this cube @a-c-u-l-o-s you would "be gay, do crime!"
‘I know he’s small and cute right now,’ the Major told his nephew as they stood over the crib. ‘But this baby will grow up to inherit leadership of the biggest criminal network in Ireland. You must put aside any budding affection, any ideas of morality, and any hope of change.’
Domovoi nodded. His uncle had played the role of bodyguard to this infant’s father for well over two decades, and knew the game well. The words of his trainer, Madame Ko, echoed in his ears: Never get emotionally attached to the principle.
The baby let out a small whimper in his sleep. Domovoi felt an unfamiliar sensation in his chest, something closely resembling how his younger sister could make him feel in her softer moments. But more protective, fiercer. Juliet could already take down her Taekwondo instructor; this little black-haired mite couldn’t currently take on a fly. Domovoi coughed to cover his momentary confusion, and tried to harden his heart. He was a bodyguard, a protector. Love had no place in this job. He nodded at his uncle again. ‘Yes, sir.’
Later that night, Domovoi was patrolling Fowl Manor and the grounds. The entire property was protected by high walls, dogs, a state-of-the-art security system, and the Major, but Dom was keen to begin the full scope of his duties. As he passed Artemis Fowl Senior’s study, he heard voices. Ever the professional, he did not eavesdrop or even pause, but the voices were making no attempt to be quiet. It was Mr Fowl and the Major.
‘I gave him the talk, sir,’ the Major was saying.
‘Do you think it’ll work?’ Artemis Senior asked.
‘Probably not. It didn’t for us.’
Domovoi grinned, and walked on.
(((inspired by @fowlblue )))
Disgusted
Butler's favourite investment:
I'm also expecting the other two things to have weapons in them, this being Butler and all. Like, the apple contains a hand grenade, and the pepper grinder contains pepper spray
I love Mulch gets his own separate category. A true icon
POV: you're the Artemis clone and woke up to everyone crying over you
Too soon
POV the clone, pretty sure these people don't know who they're dealing with.
POV Those people start telling a story that is supposed to be the life you forgot about
POV a farmer in the next field who was not expecting to see a giant, a fairy, a centaur, and a dead boy a the start of your working day
POV the gang is back together again
Okay I have to ask, who is Artemis in that gif... And why is the answer Scooby?
This suspiciously makes sense
Artemis is Scooby. Holly is Velma. Juliet is Daphne. Butler is Fred. And Mulch is Shaggy
Disgusted
Like father bodyguard like son charge
This is just how they react whenever they see Mulch
Both their faces say "bitch, bye" but in a completely different way
I finished rereading the first three books here is my summary
You... you didn't even break a sweat. I got taken through all the emotions just like that. Well done, that was impressive
Broke: HollyxArtemis
Woke: Holly seeing Artemis as her little brother
Bespoke: Holly accidentally becoming Artemis’ mom friend but only being that way when it comes to Artemis (otherwise she’s reckless as shit)
I love this so much, because I just have this image of Holly being like:
Holly: (Mum friend mode™) You're doing great Artemis sweetie. That plan was really good. I'm so glad you're getting comfortable with your emotions.
Also Holly: (angry chihuahua noises) Get the FUCK away from me Chix Verbal. I will cut you!
Holly: (turns back to Artemis) Omg honey did you do a jump? And running too? I'm so proud of you. Here, have a cookie.
Holly: Seriously, Butler, how many people would you have killed if we’d asked you to?
Artemis & Butler: That’s not important
Holly: I DISAGREE.
I see you there Sword Art Online Abridged. I see you, and I respect you for your accuracy
some Butler and little Artemis for this weekend