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Vriska | 8 | Alternia Yes, I'm A Maroon8lood. No, I'm not dead. [Bloodswapped Vriska Rp/Ask Blog] M!A: Sees Eight Of Everyone For Two Days (Still Accepting) [May Be NSFW - Everything Will Be Tagged]

[fallenisms]

Send my character a ► and a command. They must obey.

[artfulapostate]

Sneezes.

[artfulapostate]

**M!A Any person you meet you see eight of, lasts for two days

> Because biology is not something I'm really good at, your one pupil splits into eight different ones. Whoa, now you're slightly more like the "real" you!

> Because of the M!A, your new vision doesn't fuck up completely. In fact, it somehow only affects people. So, when you see a hot person, you see them eight times. Fuck yeah! (But then again, when you see someone who looks downright terrifying, you see eight of them too. Fuck no.)

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+ 1 kitten found - Artfulpostate

:33 hey furrhisska :33 how are you doing? :33 i havent s33n many of your altfurrnates fur a while

[artfulapostate]

Hello Nepeta!

I'm doing quite well, thank you! c.

Really? o. From what I heard, there are a L O T of us! (Or should I say me?)

8ut then again, I haven't seen a lot of yous lately, so may8e there's just a shortage of the 8oth of us for some reason????????</p>

Anyways, how are you faring?

[candybxtchboy-deactivated201509]

Artfulapostate has started following you!~

WELL WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT! A MAROON VRISKA!

HAHA, UNBELIEVABLE! WHO KNEW THAT STUFF COULD HAPPEN?~

[artfulapostate]

Of course stuff like this can happen! There are a whole 8unch of multiverses, you know.

Anyways, as you already know, I'm Vriska Serket.

So how are you, Karkat?

[land-of-sugar-and-ink-deactivat]

artfulapostate

[land-of-sugar-and-ink-deactivat]

HEY THERE. I’M KARKAT, THAT BALL OF SUGAR AND GUMDROPS IS KANKRI.

Hello~!!

[artfulapostate]

Why hello there!

I'm Vriska Serket and it's really nice meeting you two!

How are you guys faring? o.

[artfulapostate]

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Hello there! I'm Vriska Serket (o8viously) and I'm guessing that you're one of my fa8led altern8s, right?

[kigasdorks]

artfulapostate started following

G✦✦d evening. My name i~ ~inrea. Might I a~k wh✦ y✦u may be?

[artfulapostate]

Hello there! The name's Vriska Serket, and it's a pleasure meeting you, Sinrea.

How are you this fine evening? .o

[thewindythingy]

"Aw that sucks. If you ever have the time, I can let you come with me on one of my trips! I'd be great to have the company. Especially from an awesome person like you!"

==>You wink at her. Smooth, Egbert. Smooth.

[artfulapostate]

==> Your grin widens. It's been so long since you've actually been invited to, well, anything!

"Oh, thank you! If you really want me to, I'm definitely up to going with you sometime. It's not like I have anything important to do, obviously."

[thewindythingy]

Artfulapostate has started following you.

[thewindythingy]

"I’ve been great! I’ve been exploring everywhere I can and meeting tons of new people. Wow that sounds really cliché, but it’s the truth! How about you?

==>You return the smile. Always good to smile!

[artfulapostate]

"That sounds great! I honestly haven't been up to much. I just really don't have enough time to, you know?"

==> That was a lie, you have plenty of time to do whatever you want to. The only reason that you don't do anything anymore is because, well, no one's around anymore! This is why you need to make friends that won't leave you.

[thewindythingy]

Artfulapostate has started following you.

[thewindythingy]

==>Your face lights up. You do notice a slight….you can’t quite describe it. Confusion? On her face. Ah whatever.

"Hehe yeah! Nice to see you!" ==>You wonder if…..Nah. You’ll find out later. She was eerily similar, though.

[artfulapostate]

==> Yeah, it's definitely him. You really don't think that there's anyone else in the universe who could be this dorky.

"It's really nice seeing you too! So, how have you been?"

==> You give him a smile. Hey, you might as well be nice, right?

[thewindythingy]

Artfulapostate has started following you.

==>Wait a second….is that? “Vriska? That you?”

[artfulapostate]

==> Oh shit, is that John? He's certainly dorky enough to be him, but something seems a little... different.

"Of course it's me! How many Vriskas do you just see wandering around?"

==> A lot, actually, but you don't really know exactly how many yous are out there yet, so you get a pass for such a dumb remark this time.

[rxsurrectionist-blog]

artfulapostate started following you

VR1SK4?

1S TH4T Y0U?

[artfulapostate]

Most definitely! .)

It's nice seeing you, Terezi, even though you're not technically mine.

How are you faring?

[peachii-s]

psa

like

if u wanna talk to me & are shy because u think ur bothering me

pls do it

i’m not cool or popular

i’m a sad lonely meme

[artfulapostate]

why does ur url have prostate in it

????

It's APOST8, NOT PROST8.

I'm sorry, 8ut I do 8elieve that you should learn how to read 8efore getting on the internet.

[arachnidsgonoph]

artfulapostate started following you

[arachnidsgonoph]

I don’t know whether to 8e shocked or amazed.

I mean, you’re o8viously me and that alone is pretty gr8.

8ut there’s something off that I can’t quite comprehend.

[artfulapostate]

.?

What do you mean "off?"

I honestly really don't understand what you mean 8y that.

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MEET THE MUSE

[artfulapostate]

ABOUT ME

► Name ➔ Vriska Serket ► Will you answer all questions truthfully ➔ Of course! ► Are you happy ➔  Sorta ► Are you angry? ➔  Not really? ► Are your parents still married ➔  What is a parent?

TEN FACTS

► Birth Place ➔ Alternia. ► Hair Color ➔ Straight up 8lack. ► Eye Color ➔ Yellow.

► Birthday ➔ Octo8er 24 (In human terms, o8viously.)

► Mood ➔  Fine?

► Gender ➔ Female (I guess???) ► Lefty or Righty ➔ Lefty! ► Summer or winter ➔  Summer. ► Morning or afternoon ➔ Afternoon.

TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE 

► Are you in love ➔  Ahahahahahahahah. ► Do you believe in love at first sight ➔ Not really! ► Who ended your last relationship ➔ I've never actually 8een in a rel8tionship. ► Have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔ Pro8a8ly not? ► Are you afraid of commitments ➔ Nope! ► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ I haven't seen another troll irl for months.

► Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ I hope not. ► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ No??

TEN CHOICES

► Love or lust ➔ Lust Love. ► Lemonade or iced tea ➔ Lemon8de. ► Cats or Dogs ➔ Dogs! ► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ Besties, of course! ► Television or internet ➔ Internet! ► Pepsi or Coke ➔ Pepsi >>>>>>>> Coke ► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ Romantic night in. ► Day or night ➔ Night! ► IM or Phone ➔ Phone.

TEN HAVE YOU EVER

► Been caught sneaking out ➔ Nope! I don't have a life. ► Fallen down/up the stairs ➔ Nah. ► White water rafted ➔ Nah. ► Finished an entire jawbreaker ➔ Nope. ► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ Not really?? ► Prank called a store ➔ N o ► Skipped school ➔ Yes! ► Wanted to disappear ➔ Of course not!

TEN PREFERENCES 

► Smile or eyes ➔ Eyes. ► Light or dark hair ➔ Dark! ► Fat or skinny ➔ Either or! ► Shorter or Taller ➔ Taller. ► Intelligence or Attraction ➔ 8oth. ► Hook-up or Relationship ➔ Um. ► Funny and poor OR rich and serious ➔ Rich and rich and rich Funny and poor!

FAMILY

► Do you and your family get along  ➔ I guess? I can't really see my lusus so. ► Would you say you have a “messed up life” ➔ No?? ► Have you ever ran away from home ➔ Nope. ► Have you ever gotten kicked out ➔ Nah.

► If so, how long ➔ [X]

MORE

► Last person you hung out with ➔ Sollux I think? ► Last thing you ate ➔ 8lue8erries. ► Last thing you drank ➔ Water. ► Last place you were ➔ Sollux's hive (pro8a8ly).