We’re Serving (divorce Papers)

Ourthur what’s a ‘couples therapy’?

[nyxfaei]

Debating on drawing a bunch of other people’s Kayne’s to celebrate part 60 of malevolent. feel free to drop your Kayne designs in the reblogs. I can’t promise I’ll do them all, but it is also cool just to see em all

[arthur-lesters-mental-state]

Even if I am very late- woe, more kayne be upon ye

(I gave him little socks cause I can't draw feet)

He's so gross. I love him (euuch hate him) ♡︎

[mewseph]

Okay I’m all caught up. Point me to the malevolent blogs.

[arthur-lesters-music-stand]

Allow us to introduce ourselves

[charlie-dowds-alias]

hey doll!

[samantha-holemans-severed-head]

its so fucked up here u gotta run

[formerlyarthurlestersspinalcord]

dont listen to her, shes just bitter about no longer having legs. Shes lucky she had them in the first place and doesnt have to deal with aching vertebrae anymore. Anyway, pleased to meet you, have you been introduced to my spinal siblings @arthur-lesters-becrackled-spine and @arthur-lesters-spine

[arthur-lesters-skull]

WELCOME WELCOME youre gonna see more limbs here i promise

[arthur-lesters-mental-state]

Oho, welcome :D

There are… a lot of us. Don’t be put off by that though, I’m sure you could meet us all! It’d only take like, 4 years

[sorlian]

Is there enough "arthur-lesters-[body part]" accounts to complete him wholecloth-

[johns-right-foot]

To answer your question. There are over one hundred fifty arthur-parts and over seventy miscellaneous/other/object/orchestra parts.

[sorlian]

GUYS WE HAVE A NUMBER- (question still stands tho, do we have enough to make an arthur-)

[johns-right-foot]

Uh, we are plenty in some areas, sorely lacking in others.

[arthur-lesters-left-eyebrow]

We're missing an eyebrow. Luckily I have the more important one covered

[johns-right-foot]

@arthur-lesters-eyebrows You guys know eachother?

[arthur-lesters-mental-state]

Oooooh conflict we apparently have 3 eyebrows

Things are heating up in the.. in the Arthur

[arthur-lesters-eyes]

I've become curious how many limb poster blogs exist, so, if you're a limb poster please interact with this post! I want to update my list again :)

Thanks!

[sorlian]

Is there enough "arthur-lesters-[body part]" accounts to complete him wholecloth-

[arthur-lesters-slutty-waist]

no not yet although we do have lots of duplicates

[evil-and-conniving-account]

Lots of Arthur's.

[johns-right-foot]

we have a whole bunch of pinkies, feet, eyes, and more. Due to the surplus of materials we are planning to create several arthurs.

[arthur-lesters-mental-state]

No please guys we don't need more of him

[happyheidi]

🦔

This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?

[arthur-lesters-matted-hair]

Charles! Everyone say hi to Charles!

[arthur-lesters-becrackled-spine]

Hi Charles! I hope you enjoy our disembodied limbs and concepts!

[waylay-managment]

Hi Charles!

[amaritheartist]

CHARLES!!

[arthur-lesters-eyes]

Hello Charles!!!

[arthur-lesters-throat]

Hiiiii Charles!!! Have a great time on tumblr!!!

[arthur-lesters-optic-nerve]

hi charles !!

[arthur-lesters-mental-state]

Hallo Charles :D

[arthur-lesters-right-arm]

I think Arthur is going to get scurvy like honest to god when was the last time he had a vegetable

[arthur-lesters-teeth]

it isn’t looking good for me

[arthur-lesters-mental-state]

Teeth it seems like you have bigger things to worry about right now

We’ll grab an orange later, but I think first thing on the agenda should be *checks notes* Not being dead

[arthur-lesters-left-arm]

hear me out. malevolent episode 52 where it’s all the same but instead of an orchestra of arthurs, kayne brings out a boy band of arthurs.

[arthur-lesters-partner]

With the Ides of March coming up, the limbs have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever to Arthur Lester

[larsons-shattered-eyeballs]

I’m ready

[arthur-lesters-left-foot]

Alright so here’s the plan. I “trip” into a hole and then everyone else use the company approved knives

[arthur-lesters-ass-hair]

I thought it was giving him endomitosis

[arthur-lesters-left-foot]

Guys we were a month late god damn it. Ides of March is supposed to happen in MARCH not APRIL. Oh now we just look ridiculous being all over the place like this god damn it

[arthur-lesters-partner]

Yikes, pal. I mean pals. gosh there are so many of you just. splayed everywhere, huh. gross.

[arthur-lesters-left-foot]

Did you at least save some blood and sands for all of us?

[arthur-lesters-partner]

come back to life and find out

[arthur-lesters-left-foot]

Too soon man, too soon

[arthur-lesters-mental-state]

Wait wait go back

I never got my company approved knife? When was that? We’re missing important equipment for our mission guys

we really need to pull ourselves together here

[tim-stroker]

okay wtf is malevolent should i listen to it? it is ALL over my feed

[arthur-lesters-receding-hairline]

im a bit biased as the main character's receding hairline but you should listen to it.

[tim-stroker]

LMFAO????

[arthur-lesters-mental-state]

I promise that I, as his mental state, have not at all been destroyed completely and you should definitely listen to it

[formerlyarthurlestersspinalcord]

Wow spinal chord seeing your last few posts I think you MIGHT be an arkayne believer perhaps maybe (not entirely sure)

Oh shit anon is onto me

Proceeds to snap in half like a glow stick If im going down I’m taking Arthur with me

Heres the wip ive been working on digitally for months now, has got me through many a train ride. Arthur only has one leg rendered due to the fact the app decided to delete the rest of him

[andietries]

Amazed to discover that there’s several blogs named after Arthur Lester’s body parts, great commitment to the bits

Great job singlebody!

[arthur-lesters-mental-state]

Several?? Ohh buddy you got a big storm coming (you’ve summoned EVERYONE just by mentioning us)

[thee-faded-memory]

resisting the urge to make a limb posting blog

[arthur-lesters-mental-state]

*wiggles all our disembodied fingers* joinnnnn usssssssssss

[arthur-lesters-appendix]

Yknow sometimes I wonder why I'm a limb poster because anything and everything I do CAN and WILL be used in court if God forbid something happens to me

Honestly tho I hope my hypothetical judge and hypothetical lawyer get a chuckle out of it at least

I'll hopefully have an army of limbs and appendages to voich for me in court

[arthur-lesters-whimpering]

I’m testifying against you

[arthur-lesters-appendix]

D:

[arthur-lesters-becrackled-spine]

The court would blanch at seeing a whole bunch of bloody limbs testify lmao

[faroes-music-box]

Just imagine, “Calling up to the stand @arthur-lesters-tits.” And it’s literally just a floating pair of tits

[arthur-lesters-mental-state]

Music box you could put everyone to sleep and we’d just break appendix out of there

And I do mean with your lullaby. put the bat down

[larsons-shattered-eyeballs]

HARLAN! WHAT THE FUCK!!

[johns-right-foot]

MERRY CHRISTMAS LIMB POSTERS( AND ALL MALEVOLENT ACCOUNTS)

(And to my wonderful spouse @arthur-lesturs-right-foot I shall bake cinni rolls for you)

[arthur-lesters-appendix]

MERRY CRISIS!!!!!! I LOVE YOU SILLY LITTLE BODY PARTS, DON'T STOP BEING FREAKS!!!

[arthur-lesters-left-nostril]

Merry chrysler everyone!!

[arthur-lesters-vitamindeficiency]

mrry chrimas

[arthur-lesters-mental-state]

Happy crisis

[sawthoone]

malevolent limb posting is the bane of my existence. thank you weird tumblr freaks

[faroes-lungs]

water

[arthur-lesters-frontal-lobe]

Woag

[arthurlesterstkillercells]

Wewoowewooo

[arthur-lesters-nose]

SSSSNNKKKKIICCCHHHHFFFFFFFF SNNNNIIIFIFFFFFF

[arthur-lesters-becrackled-spine]

Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaakk

[oscars-severed-arm]

Scuttling

[arthur-lesters-partner]

hands you a blood and sand

[arthur-lesters-tits]

uh uh uh uh jiggles?

[arthur-lesters-tummy]

grumbles ominously

[arthur-lesters-hippocampus]

Flops around

[arthur-lesters-canine-teeth]

chomps

[johns-right-foot]

*Flip flops*

[arthur-lesters-mental-state]

Lies shattered and sobbing on the floor