Bong

she/her, aroallo

[cxeni]

vs

omfg these two

arthur and john: one step at a time and there's a lot to deal with right now, but our ultimate goal is to separate and get our own bodies back

also arthur and john every time they are separated, doesn't matter if it's under ideal or dire circumstances

[growingdark]

save me Arthur Lester

[0-saturn-0]

Larson really monologuing like I give even a fraction of a fuck😭😭

I say let it die!

(Malevolent part 58)

[yimmypee]

ive been thinking about this tweet for the past 2 days like literally nonstop

[sweetmapple]

Arkham Vogue

[cafffine]

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

[wizardshark]

In the year 1450 a priest rolls over and slams his hand into his candle, burning him and sending wax flying all over the place

[i-eat-teargas-cannisters]

The only reason these podcast men survive the plot is because they’re too neurodivergent to succumb to The Horrors, they just can’t focus on the mind shattering reality long enough for it to work

[indigayghost]

Put Arthur Lester for eons in the dark world without the lighter and I'm pretty sure he would find a way to make a bone citadel without kayne's help

[wakingfromthewater]

This was shared as a "bad" joke but I was so charmed by it I've been thinking about it for days.

[artistic-octopus]

[wordswithkittywitch]

Moose at the next table: No they don't. I've been waiting here for an hour.

[totally-not-an-al1en]

[that-is-a-name]

I need a sub-podcast for Arthur and Leonard supernatural investigations.

They begrudgingly work together, much to Arthur's dismay. Leonard believes Arthur is possessed by a spirit called John and keeps subtly trying to exrocise him. John finds it hilarious and never warns Arthur before Leonard sprays him with holy water. He actually likes Leonard.

[ukamina34-tmagp-fan]

If we ever get Noel back, i would love to see them as a trio of supernatural investigators like Lennie being more specialized with spirits/exorcisms, Arthur and John being more wild cards that also has experience in putting the pieces together in cases, and Noel being an all rounder on mental fortitude and helping out with leads

Or hell add oscar into the mix and he be their eldritch monster beastiary ( since he had read the book )..the more i think about this idea i think they be a good D&D party lol.

[that-is-a-name]

My biggest concern now is that we don't get more Linnie. He means so much to me and I'm afraid Haraln would drop him for the rest of the podcast. Please Harlan give me more Linnie I love him so much T_T

[derratslord]

Malevolent Threshold Part 5 SPOILER

This scene made me cackled 😭😭 I imagined Arthur's thought process was like "Lennie for god sake stop FUCKING around and help me"

I love how Lennie just walked away from the horror™ like it's another Tuesday. Ngl he was more afraid while talking to Puckett. I really hope he comes back to help Arthur with other cases too. (Also wanna know what the livery case was about)

[that-is-a-name]

Rip Yorick, you and Leonard would've hit it off remarkably and annoyed the shit out of jarthur.

[spacedryadkepler]

known uses for projection:

beefing with another projecting piece of the KiY

fighting for one's identity against a witch

hugs

scaring the daylights out of a weird little guy

john doe you are incredible

[that-is-a-name]

Leonard: Was the giant, terrifying, otherworldly apparition also you?

Arthur: Yes

Leonard: ...

Leonard: Okay

[yesimtrashbutyoureonheretoo]

Imagine Arthur, Noel, Oscar, and John trekking through the Dreamlands together, and John has his eldritch body. John keeps a tentacle wrapped around Arthur at all times. Nothing too obnoxious, just a small one subconsciously curled around his arm or waist, ready to pull Arthur back from any danger (like holes). Arthur, for his part, does not seem to notice except to absent-mindedly rub the tentacle occasionally as if he finds it comforting. Noel and Oscar, however, DO notice, especially when the group stops to rest, because then MORE tentacles come out to wrap around Arthur, coiling around his legs and across his chest. Still, Arthur remains unbothered by this, casually talking to Noel and Oscar like it's normal to be COVERED in tentacles. Meanwhile, Noel and Oscar are trying to act casual, like the sight doesn't really freak them out, but it definitely does.

[thehollowmite]

I can only partially take Malevolent seriously because this is literally how it goes:

*ominous piano playing*

John: OURTHOR. FUCK. WE NEED TO KILL THAT GUY. OURTHOR KILL THAT FUCKER.

Arthur: *stumbles around and seriously injures himself*

John: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT OURTHOR.