EAT AN ORANGE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

mr arthur lester malevolent's teeth from hit podcast malevolent actual blog: @cave-of-chaos

[arthur-lesters-teeth]

[sweetmapple]

Certified Arthur Lester moment

[lilly-townshend]

survival skills of a cockroach on speed <3

[byebiscus]

Types of malevolent fanartists upon hearing Harlan say that if Arthur Lester was an animal, he'd be a rabbit:

1. Aw little fluffy friend :)

2. Cool anthropomorphic art

3. Wide, feral eyes and a small, rapidly beating heart. They say a cornered animal is just as dangerous as a wounded one. Leg in the trap, will you chew it off? You have claws, use them. Eternal prey, hunted and hunted until you reach your inevitable fate of being mauled. You escape the jaws of the beast only to run into the loving embrace of a hunter's rifle.

4. GAY BUNNY SUIT

[winter-wise]

"our little English rose" (the English rose in question has killed and eaten a man)

[thoughtsofjess]

the magnus archives: statement of dipshit mcidiot regarding some spooky happenings that absolutely without a doubt did not actually happen. recording by jonathan sims. i hate my fucking job.

malevolent: OARTHUR HIDE THE CORPSE IN THE CLOSET. SHOOT THIS MAN IN THE HEAD. MOVE OARTHUR MOVE!! [soft piano music] LEFT!! THE OTHER LEFT OARTHUR!!!!! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

[faroes-music-box]

You have to choose a Malevolent character to go on a date! Who are you choosing?

Arthur (Most of the fandom I assume)

John (Honestly yeah he just seems like a nice guy)

Noel (He’s honestly so charming so same)

Oscar (I’m like 75% thats sacrilegious, but whatever)

Denis/aka The Butcher (Two words: Daddy issues)

Yellow (Peak answer)

Larson (…Yk what? Can’t even judge)

Kayne (Freak /affectionate)

Other (elaborate in tags)

None/see results

Voting ended onJun 30, 2025

[podcastcharactershowdowns]

yay it's working!

Ok. Ok. Season 5 Jonathan Sims vs. Arthur Lester ep 53.

WHO WOULD WIN?

in a fist fight to the death

SEASON FIVE JONATHAN SIMS

EP 53 ARTHUR LESTER

Voting ended onJun 20, 2025

[arthur-lesters-eyes]

I've become curious how many limb poster blogs exist, so, if you're a limb poster please interact with this post! I want to update my list again :)

Thanks!

[arthur-lesters-right-arm]

I feel like I should just make my own post atp

[arthur-lesters-teeth]

hopefully theres oranges in the dark world

[lqte4class]

has this been done already

[evil-but-refined]

"I asked ChatGPT-"

I asked the voice in my head, he called your mother a whore.

[arthur-lesters-right-arm]

I think Arthur is going to get scurvy like honest to god when was the last time he had a vegetable

[arthur-lesters-teeth]

it isn’t looking good for me

[arthur-lesters-teeth]

why do you want me to eat and orange

too much scurvy

[matcha-fawn]

[arthur-lesters-teeth]

teeth are my favorite body part... hats off to you

thank you but as teeth i can’t really wear hats