A Clean Slate

Name: Arthur Bancroft Species: Demon of Wrath Age: 673 (Appears 26) Occupation: Stranger

[angel-townsend]

I hate dealing sometimes. the next person who makes a deal for their dicks to be an inch bigger will be a fresh breakfast platter.

[arthurbancroft]

[Thinking back on a memory]

Miss ya, sis...

[arthurbancroft]

Sometimes,

I just fuckin’ miss them. We had some good times, we did. There were some good people in that town...

I had a good set up there. Friends, family. Hell, I even trusted someone. I wanted to be there, it just felt right...

And they had the most comfortable park benches I have ever had the pleasure of sleeping on...

...

Fuck...

[arthurbancroft]

Are there any perks to being a demon?

None that I've noticed. But then again, I'm kind of a 'special case'. Other demons seem to enjoy it. But the only thing I've drawn from my existence so far is that...

[arthurbancroft]

Do you kow what type of drunk you are? Like affectionate drunk or crying mopey drunk or giggly happy drunk..

It's hard for me to get drunk, what with the thick blood and all, but I have a feeling that If I ever did get properly smashed, I'd be an affectionate mopey giggly sarcastic drunk. Who knows? maybe I should just drink until it happens to find out.

[arthurbancroft]

Aw I would have celebrated with you! What are your favorite brands of Alcohol? What do you like better: vodka or tequila?

Well shit, love. It's never too late to celebrate! Don't really have any brands or favorites. As long as its strong.

[arthurbancroft]

Hi Arthur :) Did you do anything for Christmas or New Years eve?

Hello! Nah, didn't do much. Just stole a few bottles of alcoholic beverage and shoved myself in a corner. It's become a bit of a family tradition, so to speak.

[angel-townsend]

Or her. Had sex with women to because why not? I find them less complicated then men anyway. Arthur, I’d grow tired of hearing the constant taps at my window so yes, either way you’d still bug me.

Oh really? You finally took up my offer? I also got your Christmas gift and no it’s not holy water or something drenched in it, I actually thought of you. Definitely change that. You should. 

[arthurbancroft]

Yeah, women are way better, I'm with you there. Of course I'd bug you, what else am I good for?

Well, the snow made it a bit difficult in the park. You didn't have to get me anything, love! I should? Eh, maybe. Sex has always just complicated things for me the few times I've had it.

[angel-townsend]

[Hears continuous knocking on her window, she finally gets up opens the window, to see Arthur.] Ah, Hello. This is random, what if I was in the middle of sex Arthur? you’d be disturbing a very precious time.

[arthurbancroft]

Love, if you were having sex, and you got up to answer your door and or window, then the bloke isn't doing his job right, obviously your mind would be elsewhere. So really, I'd be saving you. You should be thanking me.

I actually came by to take you up on the offer of a spare bed? I can almost guarantee you won't be interrupting any sex, considering I don't have any.

[brandi-segal]

Uhm... Hi.

[arthurbancroft]

Don't mind if I warm up in here a bit, do you mate? It's brutal out there.

[arthurbancroft]

[Knocks on Angel's door... Waits... there is no response. He then moves to the window and continuously taps on it.]

[jen-milian-blog]

Oh. No, it’s fine. I don’t mind the company. [She pours him a glass] 

[arthurbancroft]

Cheers, love. So, what's got you down?

[jen-milian-blog]

What?

[arthurbancroft]

Just saying, you're not the only one around here who could use a drink. Feel free to tell me to sod off though.

[jen-milian-blog]

[arthurbancroft]

You know what they say, love. Safety in numbers, Buddy system and all that.

[angel-townsend]

Holy fuck.

[angel-townsend]

Don’t upset me and you’ll be fine. Good! Wouldn’t a comfortable bed be nice?

Damn. I guess Pink Panther is out.

[arthurbancroft]

Yeah, it would.

Well, Pink Panther is different. He was one classy bastard he was.

[emilie-ooc-blog]

[sleeping on the city bus]

[arthurbancroft]

[sits down next to her, not really taking notice of her at first]

[notices her sleeping and gently nudges her] Ohp, be careful love. Falling asleep on the bus is dangerous. Never know where you're gonna end up. I should know, that's how I got here.

[angel-townsend]

Holy fuck.

[angel-townsend]

So are you saying no…? You know I don’t like being told no. The last person who told me no ended up being a Popsicle who got their entire skeleton ripped out whole by their ass.

Do you have any preferred colors for your… slippers?  

[arthurbancroft]

Well when you put it that way. Sure, I'll take it. That's some Mortal Kombat shit, love.

Anything but pink. Surprise me.

[angel-townsend]

Holy fuck.

[angel-townsend]

Well actually… I lied. There was a fiasco this week.

You would owe me nothing. Are you really saying no to me?

[arthurbancroft]

... no. I could never say no to you, love. I just have a hard time saying yes to anyone.