NOAH BAUMBACH MARITAL STATUS

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[philcollinsenjoyer]

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

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WHAT ABOUT CINEMA

[suigintou]

this flask of black glass is wrapped in thorns, and the acrimonious contents are labeled “DIVORCE“. you’ve never been married. why are you drinking this?

[lew-basnight]

@noahbaumbachmaritalstatus your poasts

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STATUS: REMARRIED

[papayajuan2019]

my divorce themed wedding

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STATUS: REMARRIED

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DO THE RIGHT THING GRETA. DIVORCE YOUR HUSBAND AND YOU WILL BE REINCARNATED AS A LOTUS FLOWER

[divorce-enjoyer]

what the fuck

[divorce-enjoyer]

new nemesis dropped

[marriagesaver]

Hey, we can talk this out. We don't have to fight

[divorce-enjoyer]

WHO ARE YOU

[bluestockingbaby]

@noahbaumbachmaritalstatus

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STATUS: REMARRIED

[noahbaumbachmaritalstatus]

There be some specific ass blogs in this site

I'M DOING MY PART

[duckdotcom]

divorce scientists suffer from lack of funding as the court splits their research grants between them and their estranged spouses

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STATUS: REMARRIED

[mangonetics]

*Halo multiplayer announcer voice* Betrothal

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STATUS: REMARRIED

[mia-n-ceetee]

Changing the relationship status to "Stalemate"

[mia-n-ceetee]

Changing the relationship status to "Uneasy truce"

[mia-n-ceetee]

Changing the relationship status to "Mutually assured destruction"

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STATUS: REMARRIED

[gaynfl-moved]

[lew-basnight]

@noahbaumbachmaritalstatus tapping its watch

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ANY DAY NOW

[playwrongs]

I need you all to know that the following image is one hundred percent real. It is a screenshot I just took. Look at it:

[jacopo-belbo]

@noahbaumbachmaritalstatus would love this post too bad he's dead and gone

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[noahbaumbachmaritalstatus]

Just wanted to thank you for maintaining an awesome blog

TIMES ARE TOUGH OUT HERE AT NOAH BAUMBACH MARITAL STATUS DOT TUMBLR DOT COM BUT WE PERSEVERE

[1percentcharge]

wrote this in my notes app because I was on a flight and didn’t have wifi and then forgot about it

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STATUS: REMARRIED

[innerchildabortionclinic]

target audience reached

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STATUS: DIVORCED (BUT REMARRIED)

[gaynfl-moved]

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STATUS: REMARRIED

[teaboot]

I love it when women tell me they just finalized their divorce. ESPECIALLY older women. The correct response is always “congratulations” and they always seem so pleasantly surprised, they just seem to light right up and talk about how happy they are, what their plans are, how well they’re doing. I’ve only ever met like 1 person who was upset to be divorced and it was a middle-aged dude. Second most exciting is young men. A 25 year old guy says he just got divorced and you go “congratulations” and he SMILES? You KNOW there’s a story. I love it. People should get divorced more

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