Barry, is that how you get ants?

Yes it is other Barry, yes it is SLYTHERIN { wear } var sc_project=9475616; var sc_invisible=1; var sc_security="63b05da6"; var scJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://secure." : "http://www."); document.write(""); I love Archer, wine, and cheese. Also learning about the autism spectrum.

[articunt0]

That feel when you're watching fringe for the first time and you're only at the beginning of season 4 and you neeeed to obsess about it but can't go fringe related boards bc spoilers

[marlodjur]

attend my fb event

[dailydevito]

[foodchewer]

This is my new favorite blog without a doubt

[runningonconcrete]

[articunt0]

I saw my coworkers from the school year for the first time in about a month and a half tonight and I'm so happy that I did because I didn't even realize how badly I missed them and I'm just so grateful that this first year out of college has been so memorable

[dundermifflinscranton]

[articunt0]

i wonder how many times i’ve given my number to strangers on the internet

[fingereddickhole]

[dennys]

The entire office was petrified of meeting the Head Cheese. Not one employee knew how he came to be.

[macbethheadband]

theres this really cute moment in one of the always sunny commentaries where kaitlin says that the reason mac will sometimes say a big word that he really shouldnt know is because “rob is so smart in real life and it just bleeds through” and danny devito just goes “AH JEEZ youre so in love” and then eats a handful of chips

[stability]

employer: so how do you like working here!

me:

[articunt0]

wow! maybe one day i’ll be with (and i use this term lightly) a guy who isn’t head over heels desperate to fuck or date someone else 

because as much as i agree with the whole no strings attached/fuck buddy deal i still don’t need hear anyone blabber on about this other girl is so fuckin gorg and awesome and ~~

[articunt0]

i am 22 years old why did the series finale of a children’s tv show make me cry

[aisforarthur]

[cyborglovesong]

[ruinedchildhood]

FRED

YOU’RE THE ONE DRIVING

[max-peck]

[articunt0]

it’s amazing how my self esteem increases by like 1000x when my hair looks nice lol