comfortable;

"You spend your whole life stuck in the labyrinth, thinking about how you’ll escape it one day, and how awesome it will be, and imagining that future keeps you going, but you never do it. You just use the future to escape the present."

[artiecooke]

[TEXT] And yet you continue to bring me delicious English candy whenever your Mom sends you a care package

[text] Only because I’m trying to show you what a nice and kind person is. 

[rileymoran]

[TEXT] You hurt me Arthur, you hurt me

[artiecooke]

[text]: You can cry on my shoulder. 

[artiecooke]

[TEXT] And yet you continue to bring me delicious English candy whenever your Mom sends you a care package

[text] Only because I’m trying to show you what a nice and kind person is. 

[artiecooke]

[TEXT] Even your shitty English one... oh wait....

[text] You are a brutal woman. 

[artiecooke]

[TEXT] By being so embarassing you didn't deserve that soulmate

[text] You’re right. My soulmate will appreciate my shitty accents 

[artiecooke]

[TEXT] So we know why you didn't get her number. Bet she wasn't good enough for you anyway

[text] We will never know, will we? For all I know she could’ve been my soulmate and I embarrassed her out of my life. 

[artiecooke]

[TEXT] I'm so embarassed for you, I hope you weren't so drunk you tried to speek Russian to her

[text] Even worse I did a Russian accent.

[artiecooke]

[TEXT] I hope my little fradgile munchkin is feeling better today. I'm laughing at you for trying to impress a girl

[text] I TRIED SO HARD and the worst part? I did not even get her number. 

[ashy-pierce]

Gatorade is your friend.

[artiecooke]

Gatorade has been my enemy all day. 

[maxwellfoster]

And this is one of the reasons why I don’t drink.

[artiecooke]

I just do not suggest doing as many vodka shots as you can before passing out. 

[loganjpierce]

Water helps.

[artiecooke]

It’s not working.

[heyitsjackcrawford]

I know something but most cant handle it. All organic, heath stuff pretty much like drinking a farm.

[artiecooke]

What do I have to do? Drink a cow or pig or grass?

[artiecooke]

Man, I woke up with the worst hangover I’ve had in years. This is what I get for trying to impress a Russian chick. Vodka is not my friend.

[samclaflindaily]

[ethnelson-blog]

Only crazy people don’t, and I really hope they don’t mess it up, there are few enough seasons already! Nonononono that didn’t happen it doesn’t exist. The casting was horrible.

[artiecooke]

I may be a tad biased since Robert Downey Jr is my obsession but I liked it. It was quite humorous in some parts. Jude Law wasn’t that bad in it either. 

[jxckasses-deactivated20210313]

“Oh, I did it just for an excuse to talk to you.”

[artiecooke]

“Oh, stop it, you. I’m so flattered.”

[artiecooke]

[text] Pizza rolls I can do, there's always some in my freezer, just bring yourself and a movie but nothing scary, I don't want to scare the baby.

[text]: Okay, deal. How about some random 80s movie? Pretty in Pink? The Breakfast Club?

[ohneets]