Insert screaming here

Hey, I'm Artie/Alphonse! 22 year old transmasc. I primarily scream about The Great British Bake Off and being Cornish.

[artiekatt]

And now I uninstall the tumblr app and disappear.

Till next year folks!

[artiekatt]

WOOOOOOOOOO JASMIIIIIIIIINE!!

[mariana-oconnor]

Now carry your showstoppers up to the front.

[artiekatt]

"I'm now realising they're gonna have to carry those cakes up to the front."

"I'm gonna kill someone."

- flatmate conversation @ this finale

[artiekatt]

If I had a penny for every broken bowl in a GBBO finale, I'd have two pennies.

Which isn't a lot, but considering the show's budget, how has this happened twice?

[yaoiwaluigi]

1.2 METRES??? THEY HAVE TO MAKE A CAKE THE SIZE OF A SMALL CHILD OMG

[artiekatt]

Place your bets how many ofcom complaints there will be because of all the hump(ing).

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

I love Aaron saying there's gonna be booby traps in this technical whilst ignoring the elephant sized booby trap in the room aka the lack of fucking instructions.

[artiekatt]

If Prue is saying the rum is too much, you've fucked up. Goddamn.

[selfconsumerofmywoes]

am i being ignorant or is this such an easy signature compared to the rest of the season - especially for the final

[beepborpdoodledorp]

I assure you there is infinitely more risk of your child turning British if you expose them to British people than your child turning gay if you expose them to gay people. When I was watching DanTDM as a preteen I pronounced zebra as zeh-bra for a whole year

[sunflowerbower]

“It’s just baking”

No it’s all of us collectively having a breakdown every week 👍

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

Again, I don't even like Tom, but Paul just delights in cruelty, doesn't he? Like why are you such a fucking cunt, man?

[dieschwartzman]

showstopper summary

[selfconsumerofmywoes]

“it’s never fallen over before” tom how many times have you made a beehive out of 12.5 kilos of chocolate???

[lil0ak]

All of them are giving me anxiety except Jasmine she's just kinda chilling

[ssaalexblake]

Toby just provided the smoothie version of the dessert and wasn't given the credit for forward thinking 🤣🤣

Liquid patisserie will be All the rage after this, mark my words.