Ninja Penguins

Whatever I feel like on the day, I guess. Fandom things. Also dragons.

[angelthemanspanker]

the thing about xander I think is that getting fucked in the ass once would fix HIM but there's not a single dude in the cast that wouldn't become worse as a result of being The Guy Who Fucked Xander Harris

[angelthemanspanker]

Oz: it could feasibly only happen in the aftermath of the WillOz/Cander Breakup Extravaganza and it would absolutely just be the Oz-equivalent to angry sex (which is to say regular sex but his brow is furrowed) and afterwards Oz would be like I was a man unhinged I can never unleash that rage-filled beast again and Xander's like wait were you mad. still?

Larry: he'd get high off of the buzz of justifying bullying Xander for years with "hey man I guess we're just soulmates drawn together by fate" and try too hard to get involved in Xander's life and inevitably get eaten by a monster for being a scooby love interest and a gay guy in 90s tv

Riley: riley would literally accuse xander of seducing him with magic like five minutes after the fact and xander's like what no man we just got really riled up watching team america world police but riley's already yelling over at his pants on the floor like THIS IS AGENT FINN WE GOT ANOTHER WITCH and graham's voice comes through on a little speaker like ry you can't keep doing this

Spike: we saw how mad Spike was when he realised he wanted to fuck certified-hottie Buffy. If he fucked Xander bad-fashion bad-jokes no-powers no-game Harris Spike would have crossed over to AtS like three seasons earlier like I can't show my face on the hellmouth ever again I put my dick in a basement dwelling pizza boy

Angel: good lord. jesus christ. if perfect happiness releases angel's soul do you think realising he just had sex with xander would attach it permanently. as if angel needs more reasons to pretend all his gay thoughts come from the demon

The entire Sunnydale High Swim Team in that one sauna scene: this one would be fine actually

[ymutate]

Helen Whitaker, England

" Sycamore Seed "

Glass , copper and brass

[dany36]

I’m still not done watching the entire VOD but this part had me in hysterics. Julia once again killing it in this game 💯💯

[sapphling]

let's all have a fun time looking up new words when we encounter them to see what they mean before incorporating them into our vocabularies

[wileycap]

[girl-mercury]

nickname poll

So currently I answer to my full first name (which I usually introduce myself with) as well as two nicknames/diminutives plus my last name when people mistake it for a first name. There are two or three other nicknames I've also gone by in the past. I'm perfectly fine with this, or neutral at minimum-- I have a common name and have had to be flexible with how I'm distinguished for my whole life. I also don't feel a deep and fundamental connection of my name with my identity, though I think going by another name entirely would confuse me.

A number of friends have been appalled at me being called names I don't say are my name. Which is really weird to me, although I'd go to battle for anyone else who was getting either deadnamed or called something they didn't want. But this perspective seems surprisingly common!

How do you feel about being called something other than the name you introduce yourself with?

I think it's fun if people give me (non-derogatory) nicknames or shorten my name

I don't care if people call me something else and will answer to it

I'm mildly uncomfortable or annoyed but won't make an issue of it

I HATE being called something else and will always correct people

Nuance in tags/Vanilla extract/I'm bald

Remaining time: 20 hours 55 minutes

[mariana-oconnor]

The Odyssey (2026), a summary:

(in gif/picture format)

Penelope:

Meanwhile Odysseus:

Telemachus:

Meanwhile, Odysseus:

The gods:

Meanwhile, Odysseus:

Telemachus:

Meanwhile, Odysseus:

Argos:

Meanwhile, Odysseus:

The Suitors:

Finally, Odysseus:

Telemachus:

And in conclusion, Odysseus and Penelope:

[winglesselgniw]

[discworld-heritage-posts]

Discworld Heritage Post

[plasticlibrary]

One of the benefits of watching psych (2006) is that in most shows with a weird protagonist you find yourself asking why are you like this but in psych you don't do that because you just saw. You just saw 10 minutes ago at the start of the episode when Henry was putting him in a trunk

[whyactlikeahuman]

[quasikool]

#i literally crack up everytime #at least ten of the notes are from me

[mariana-oconnor]

The Cadbury eclair is like if someone said 'Hey, look at this chicken pie, what if we did this, but with the pastry on the inside??'

[doyoulikethissong-poll]

Best liked song after artist reveals 861-870

Suede - Beautiful Ones

The Darkness - I Believe in a Thing Called Love

Ricky Martin - La Copa de la Vida

Scissor Sisters - I Don't Feel Like Dancin'

Prince - When Doves Cry

Stephen Simmonds and Lisa Nilsson - Tears Never Dry

Muse - Supermassive Black Hole

Ini Kamoze - Here Comes the Hotstepper

Right Said Fred - I'm Too Sexy

John Williams - Jurassic Park - Welcome To Jurassic Park

Voting ended onJul 28

What song did you personally like the best out of this round? Did a song make an impact right away or did it require the full version? Did the artist reveal change your opinion for better or for worse? Tell me in a reblog! :D

(note: this is not a popularity contest or to vote for a favourite artist out of loyalty 💖 it's still about the song.)

Give the songs a re-listen to refresh your memory!

861 here 862 here 863 here 864 here 865 here 866 here 867 here 868 here 869 here 870 here

or listen to a quick recap here:

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[il-castagno-press]

A page of forget-me-nots from my current sketchbook.

[bamfspock]

Happy Fucking Moon Day

[bamfspock]

saw this suddenly get a flurry of notes which means it is once again fucking moon day! Happy fucking moon day, everyone.

[bamfspock]

hello all, it's Fucking Moon Day Monday

[belladonnabedlam]

Okay. I was on my beloved AO3 and I saw something that made me do a double take. So, now I really want to know…

What is your AO3 user ID?

I’m an OG user 5 digits or less

Six figures baby!

I’m in the millions…

Voting ended onJul 27

I’m so curious to see how long people have been on AO3! I know some people have been on there since beta/invite only, but I would love to see what the number is on tumblr!

[therobotwig]

One year ago today I posted this miniature Star Wars Andor inspired photo I created. Shot practically using real figures, lighting & a couple of broom heads to create a crop field and a few perspective cheats.

[lady-halibuts-chambers]

[mariana-oconnor]

No, but seriously, they need to stop marketing YA as adult fantasy because they think it's the same thing as Romantasy. And someone somewhere needs to actually edit Romantasy books properly and put some effort into making them good.

If you're marketing a book to adults and the characters are adult aged. Have. Them. Act. Like. Adults.

If you give your main character a job, let them at least be competent at their job. I don't care if it gets in the way of your plot. If your plot requires you to dumb down your characters so I doubt they could have survived to become adults, then your plot doesn't work. Go back to the drawing board.