[internally screaming]

just a clusterfuck of whatever i'm currently obsessed with ~ he/him

[annabelle--cane]

can i use you as a substitute for forming my own opinions

I would usually caution against this but lucky for you all my opinions have always been correct so it's fine

[phantomrose96]

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

[loki-zen]

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong

[gay-trans-lgbt-advice]

Thank god for titties and pasta

[scribeherself]

“they never explicitly looked at the camera and said ‘i am experiencing immense grief’ so how was i supposed to know??” i don’t know what to tell you, man. if a story doesn’t spoon-feed you the character's internal emotional state like a jar of mashed peas, you guys just willingly starve. subtext is not a myth, i promise it won't bite you.

[minecraft-news-real]

Oh my god there’s Minecraft blood everywhere

[ren-mcvivace]

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

get a room. ok now get another room. now a few more. now add a roof and a door. yay house yay

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

[letsfindouttomorrow]

Let’s be real guys Ilya would be a y2k juicy couture femme baddie if he were a girl

[nocandleinthewind]

12th August 2026

The light from the eclipse, projecting through the gaps in a tall tree, was quite the spectacle

[memequeen5002]

Even though Farage won the Clacton by-election, Count Binface got such a large percentage of the vote that it’s gotta be embarrassing for him. Anyway it doesn’t really matter, in a couple of months Farage will be out again (the investigation is ongoing and will very likely find him guilty) and Clacton will be out £300,000. Might as well have thrown their ballots in the bin

[luke-naberrie]

farage may have won the byelection, as we all expected, but it's still very much a pyrrhic victory imo.

even in the constituency he specifically chose for the high proportion of magic bean and bridge buyers, he still only got 62.82% of the vote. count binface got 26.71% of the vote, meaning that over a quarter of people in his specifically chosen constituency looked at farage and decided to vote for the talking bin. congrats, mate, you beat a bin.

his credibility has also been damaged. he's spent his summer essentially arguing with a bin in a vanity circus that's cost the taxpayer £250,000. he can't say he beat 'the establishment' because the main parties didn't turn up. he refused to stand on the stage with everyone else and go to the declaration, and also lied about the police telling him not to go. the entire thing has exposed just how shit of a politician he really is and how shit his party is.

and at the end of all this, the investigation into him is still going to continue. there will likely be another byelection called, meaning another £250,000 is going to be wasted in the coming months.

what a loser lmao. at least the count got his deposit back this time.

[piwonplaylist]

secretary 2002 hollanova

[depsidase]

[kaihasmoreswagthanyou3]

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

[aonkeeper4]

me whenm i am. Prougraming on my Computer

[heyitsmelinguini]

that’s mozilla herself

[foxpost-generator]

it fucken wimdows

[cybermanes]

Son, your mother and I are unfollowing each other

[rinravenkeep]

Reasons to vote Count Binface tomorrow:

- Good manifesto

- Never took 5 million from a crypto bro (not to mention he's never failed to declare gifts)

- Donates excess fundraising money to charity

- Is not a fascist

- It would be quite funny

- And of course the most important reason: