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YOU ARE THE REASON
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@artificialgcd
keep-those-memories-away:
» “I don’t even want to catch you. I just thought that you were incredibly interesting b-but I…”
❛ ... ❜
❛ Fine, artist. Do what you will. ❜
❛ But know that I know what you know that I know that you know that I know that you’re an artist. ❜
keep-those-memories-away:
» “ Holy shit… I m-mean, yes, sir?“
❛ Good. Now just put it on the floor slowly and back away. ❜
“What the actuAL FUCK MOM GET THE CAMERA”
❛ Put the pokeball down and no one gets hurt. ❜
@relicsxng
Well this was awkward.
For him, obviously. He hadn’t cleaned up anything, he hadn’t made anything look nice, he didn’t prepare for any visitors, and now that someone’s following him to his room (someone he respected, to make matters worse), the artificial pokemon did his best not to show how anxious he was. Chewing at the inside of his lip (not that it actually did something- synthetic flesh wasn’t exactly the most appealing taste), Two had opened the door and stepped in side, quickly shoving things in their right place with his psychic powers.
Once he got the place looking at least presentable, he’s out of the way of the door, welcoming her in with a simple hand gesture and a pathetic bow.
❛ ... this is.. my room. Make- uh.. make yourself at home. ❜
Floats over. Pokes Mewtwo’s nose.
❛ ... boop! ❜
❛ ... hrm... ❜
souledsilver:
“aww нυn, don'т worry. тнere'ѕ lιғegυardѕ нere or waтer ѕpecιalιѕтѕ lιĸe мyѕelғ and ĸyogre ι gυeѕѕ ιғ yoυ need нelp!
тнanĸѕ ғor acĸnowledgιng мe aѕ prιnceѕѕ тнoυgн~”
❛ I levitate. ❜
❛ If it so appeases her majesty, mayhaps she can move her royal arse to someplace where her presence does not bother the rest. ❜
❛ Translation for your sluggish, inferior mind: excuse my kalosian- fuck off. ❜
relicsxng:
“Ah, I see. Some good old-fashioned ‘I don’t like this person’ stuff. Been through that more times than I can count.”
❛ More like she’s simply too full of herself to know when something isn’t hers. But I suppose that might be a part of it- maybe someone should knock her off her high horse... ❜
“Someone can’t swim, I hear? Huh. Well then.”
❛ Ignore the spoiled god- just enjoy the water. ❜
souledsilver:
“ιғ yoυ’re looĸιng ғor a lava pool ι ѕυggeѕт groυdon'ѕ rooм…, well acтυally no, нιѕ rooм ιѕ ғlooded rιgнт now. нe'ѕ вeen lιvιng wιтн мe ѕιnce тнen.
well aren'т yoυ тнrowιng a нιѕѕy ғιт. and нere ι тнoυgнт caтѕ dιdn'т lιĸe waтer.”
❛ I have no need to justify my choices to you- and I am more than old enough to swim in the pool during after hours. I am sorry if it displeases the princess that she cannot swim by herself. ❜
“alrιgнт, everyone oυт oғ тнe pool. adυlт ѕwιм only.”
❛ Go swim yourself into the nearest place of volcanic activity- I will swim when I want, how I want, wherever I want! ❜
“I’m going to put an “out of order” sticker on my forehead and call it a day.”
❛ ... ❜
❛ Share one with me. Save us both the trouble. ❜
50 God Complex Apartments Starters
“Whoever keeps singing the top song charts from twelve years ago needs to stop. If I hear We Belong Together at 2am one more time, I’m going to scream.”
“Remind me again why the vending machines have divine protection…”
“All I want to do is enjoy my night, wHAT JERKS KEEP SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF THEIR LUNGS?!”
“Glitter is a disease. It never goes away. Yet SOMEONE keeps ADDING to the amount-”
“So apparently the thirteenth floor doesn’t exist… I’m heading out to find it at midnight, are you in or out?”
“WHAT RENT?! WAIT HOW MUCH IS RENT?! HOW DO I MAKE MONEY?! WHY DOES ARCEUS NEED MONEY?!”
“I’m almost positive our apartments have been bugged, how else does Arceus know what’s happening seconds after it happens?”
“I think your gayness is rubbing off on me.”
“If you tell me one more bad pun, I’m throwing you off the roof.”
“Where the hell is Groudon keeping all those marshmallows?”
“The coffee maker in the lobby broke and I swear it wasn’t me no matter what Arceus says.”
“DO. NOT. TRUST. PRINGLES.”
“You said you could cook… Why does it look like a murder occurred here?”
“We should ding-dong ditch everyone to find out ho lives where… For science.”
“To the next person challenging Pirouette to a dance battle: I’ll have your grave dug as a final charity.”
“Do you think Big Zek will hot wire my intercom to connect directly to that pizza place? …Is that possible..?”
“I’m going to chop off my neighbor’s nose. That stops snores, right?”
“How many times have I told you not to mess with the vending machine?!"
"Hey, you left your socks out here on the floor."
"But I don’t even wear socks…"
"Hey, help me blow up our neighbor’s room with confetti and glitter."
"Do you think Arceus would care if I turned his volume down- he’s a little too loud.."
"I think I fixed it- wait.. wait no, nevermind."
"There’s a hole in the ceiling, Reshiram’s been here…"
“Do you think Darkrai and Giratina even turn on the light..? Their electricity bill must be so low.”
“Kyogre and Grroudon are at it again…. Where’s Rayquaza when you need them…”
“Victini started another fight… Why do they insist on pranking everyone…”
“Your room’s a mess… Do you even clean up?”
“Why are you on the floor?”
“Why are you on THIS floor?”
“Do you think I’ll get evicted if I create an indoor hot tub?”
“Why aren’t you on my floor?”
“No running in the lobby? ..Pfft. Who’s gonna stop me?”
“I’m going to put an “out of order” sticker on my forehead and call it a day.”
“How does Zygarde keep control of all those cells..?”
“Every time this place gets a story taller, do you think Arceus asks Palkia to do it for him?”
“Do you think the garden is under divine protection too?”
“You want to burn the garden..? …Good luck getting past Celebi and Virizion…”
“With how Groudon and Kyogre are, I’m surprised Lugia and Ho-Oh aren’t as bad.”
“Why are Kyogre and Lugia constantly trying to own the pool? Isn’t it for everyone?”
“I’m going to see how close I can get to pranking Latios before he finds out. Do you want to help?”
“How is this complex still standing…”
“It is two in the morning. Why are you knocking so loudly?”
“WE’RE NEIGHBORS, DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN IGNORE ME?!”
“What did you THINK was going to happen?!”
“You look beautiful when you wake up. And by beautiful, I mean you look like you have a rat’s nest on your head.”
“Each floor is like a new layer of hell.”
“Why does Mewtwo need a Mercedes…”
“KYUREM FROZE THE POOL AGAIN. WHY DOES HE GET AWAY WITH THIS?!”
“How many Time Puns do you think Dialga will put up with before destroying us..?”
;; wAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
finally finished pages on this blog
reblog this if you’d be down to interact with a mewtwo inspired somewhat by the events of pokespe!
