Friend: Why are you exhausted?
Me: Well I've been existing all day
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Friend: Why are you exhausted?
Me: Well I've been existing all day
i remember this time I had this massive crush on this dude and we were walking together and I had memorized a bunch of conversation starters in case things got awkward including questions such as ‘what places do you want to visit’ and other similar questions, but suddenly he goes “you know, I really like you, like more than a friend” and I was so shocked I didn’t know how to respond so I shouted “WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE ANIMAL”
What was it
a duck
natasha teaches bucky and steve about saying ‘same’ ironically and now whenever something blows up on a mission they’re just like
‘same’
in perfect unison
#BlackoutDay
#BecauseImAGeek
A chicken sneezing… That is all
Chicken: [softly] poooc… pwoooc…. [loudly] PWEEEE!!
Repeat after me: a trans man can wear feminine things a trans woman can wear masculine things Human beings can wear whatever they want regardless of gender
Please don’t let this die out, it’s important for young trans guys and girls who may feel unaccepted by the trans community because they wear clothing that is the antithesis of their gender.
When your brother’s ex boyfriend of 2 days asks you about how to get casual sex....
go off
After the first 4 seconds I was screaming yasssssss goooo awfffffffffffffff
the fist raise killed me
I’ve reblogged this sooo many times but I just love it too much
THE WHITE MEN’S FACES AT THE VERY END
*gently headbutts u in the shoulder to show affection*
*absentmindedly pats your entire face to acknowledge affection received*
less “if you’re cis you shouldn’t use these pronouns” and more “hey if you feel good with those pronouns you’re probably not cis.”
help more people experiment with their gender and stop telling everyone who isn’t 100% sure of their transness that they’re cis.
AHHH????
Aiight so y’all, remember Pollux from the Hunger Games? The guy who we all shrieked over when we realized he was using real sign language?
THIS GUY:
IS ALSO THIS GUY:
Give a round of appaulse and/or quiet shrieking for Elden Henson!
So I saw the psychiatrist today. I’m now on 200mg of Pristiq instead of the 100mg I was on.I’ll be getting the exact levels tweaked over the next few months. I’m also being monitored for bipolar.
Well this pretty much sums up the state of superheroes today.
*thinks about very small frogs* *angrily wipes away tears*
The other day I was listening to a science podcast and this researcher Lucy Cooke was talking about how much she loves frogs. She went to the Amazon and met her favorite frog, the tiny original poison dart frog. She became so overwhelmed holding this frog that she started to cry, and went to wipe away her tears. If her crew hadn’t shouted “no” she would have rubbed poison all up in her eye and died because she loves this tiny frog so much.
WOW. I need this.
I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS DRESS AND I FIND IT RANDOMLY ON SOMEONES BLOG, I’M SO HAPPY OMG ;__;
why do writers make a woman being infertile out to be the most tragic and horrific thing ever??? like adoption exists???? surrogates??? do they think mothers who adopt their children aren’t “real” mothers??? not all women want children anyhow???? a woman’s??? worth??? is not??? defined by??? her ability??? to??? bear??? children???
AU where McGonagall puts her foot down and says ‘you’re going to give Lily and James and Sirius and Remus and Peter’s boy to WHO?’ and proceeds to destroy every argument Albus has by saying ‘you don’t want him raised so he’s revered and pampered? Fine, give him to me, I’ll raise him.’
She would be strict and firm but Harry would never doubt that he was loved and important; just no more than anyone else.
Mama McGonagall AU 2k15
I’m crying?
Baby Harry growing up on the Hogwarts grounds.
The paintings on Baby Watch when he learns how to crawl.
The ghosts watching him during naptime.
All the teachers reorganizing their class schedules so someone can watch Harry.
Baby Harry and Hagrid.
They’d have to refit the charms on the school when he hits his terrible two’s because he somehow can get the stairs to move at his whim, and he once stranded a group of 5th year Ravenclaws on a landing for two hours.
Four year old Harry *loving* Professor Flitwick and his charms, floating fairy lights and flower fish.
Two year old Harry babbling in Parseltongue and accidentally finding the Chamber of Secrets.
The Quidditch teams argue over who gets to teach Harry how to fly only for McGonagall to find out one day and give ALL of them detention.
Harry catching a big and being miserable and McGonagall shifting into ac cat and curling up and purring next to him to settle him down.
Harry getting to meet Remus.
Harry and PEEVES.
Summer vacations to Scotland, Harry knowing every inch of Hogwarts like the back of his hand, Harry growing up as keeper of Hogwarts from the start.
Harry being utterly destroyed by the idea that when he *really* gets to go to Hogwarts (nevermind he’s been sitting in classes since he was five) he’ll have to choose a House.
Harry at 11, standing in the Great Hall, vehemently denying the Sorting Hat’s attempts to put him anywhere.