Taterpated

Adult. Random. A bag of dicks. Mediocre photograhy blog at @flashthereadies 

[3liza]

do you live in seattle (the american city)?

yes

no

Voting ended onJul 10

please reblog to get this poll out of my bubble, i want reach

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[flat-fish]

[dustinweaver]

Catacomb of Torment #11 (2026)

I've made a lot of art for the new EC Comics line, but this is the first full story I've done for the series. It's an origin story for The Tormentor, one of the horror hosts that I had the privilege of designing, but it's also about the need to tell horror stories. It's inspired by the way EC has been resurrected.

It's available in comic shops now and I hope people check it out.

[ilovecoelacanths]

went to a new optometrist today wearing my squid facts ‘save our freaks dont mine the deep’ shirt from @sarahmackattack that has a strawberry squid on it. and i wasn’t even thinking about it but the optometrist walked in and he was like ‘oh what does your shirt say’ so i showed him and he was like ‘oh that’s neat!’ and then i thought he might like to know about strawberry squid eyes since they have weird eyes and he is an optometrist and all. so i was like ‘yeah it’s actually a real kind of squid called a strawberry squid, their eyes are really cool because they have one big yellow-green one and one small blue one’ and he kind of gasped and went ‘oh my god that’s so interesting i wonder why they have that. do you know what their retina composition is like?’ and i watched as he minimized my chart on the computer and started looking up images of strawberry squid and then he googled ‘strawberry squid retina composition’ and he was like ‘sorry we’ll get to your eye exam in a moment i just really want to find out’ LMAO 10/10 optometrist experience will be returning

[taterpie]

When Buffy came out I was already kind of familiar with Anthony Head due to these ads.

... and one episode of Highlander.

[0x1-deactivated20220826]

if you found out that your dad has 120k followers on tiktok what would it be for? what would your dad's tiktok niche be

[matadorrecords]

Car Seat Headrest - Joe Drives Again"

from 'Teen Of Denial : Joe's Story' - streaming today ; LP/CD coming October 16

stream / preorder : https://carseatheadrest.mat-r.co/teen

[scottlava]

"The Chums"  timed edition print NOW AVAILABLE in The Scott C Shop.  (link in bio)#greatshowdowns#scottc

[melindamagpie]

[vadergf]

I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead

[rudolphsboyfriend]

The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability

[bisexualalexmercer]

tumblr may have censored porn but check this out

i hope Elon musk KILLS himself and DIES a thousand DEATHS. and i hope every other billionaire a very merry DIE DIE DEATH KILL MURDER DEATH KILL

[the-trash-eating-llama]

[keydekyie]

"It would have been easier if you'd just said yes."

original

[sgkg]

[thewindowofthesummerhouse]

Bernie Wrightson

[great-and-small]

Yeah okay there are like 11 species of heron native to the USA and yes fine I’ve only managed to spot 10 of those species. You might think I’m bitter about that one species evading me but I’m not. I’m actually the Least Bittern person about it in the entire world

[atomic-chronoscaph]

Bigfoot and Wildboy (1977)

[taterpie]

Gonna be honest, the thing the other night with Poulin helping her injured wife off the ice, then going out and immediately scoring an angry goal to tie up the game and go to OT? While repeatedly going to the coaches to check on her girl? Most romantic thing I've ever seen in sports. If I didn't already have my own PWHL team (Go Torrent), I'd be in love with Montreal. Dudes are missing out.