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transjudas

yeah this is where this was always gonna fuckin go, unfortunately

she’s 35 years old, by the way

broomcolate

valentine card from triple entente ❤️

binkierot

this kinda old… but i love it… and i HATE bill >:(

romankvn

once every few centuries, the powers that be compel me to unearth an old hyperfixation and pay tribute to my roots

cicidraws

If ideally we should feel like this forever, I can

believe me, I can, believe me, I can

bbbrianjones

jim henson, frank oz & don sahlin showing off how to make various characters with a “whatnot/anything” muppet, 1969

queenofattolia

#actual wizard like ACTUAL#you could take the absolute most cutting edge deepfake with every hi-res freckle and hair in place so you could zoom in to the atomic level#and it would not be as Real as this felt egg#with 2 puppeteers clearly visible (via @harrietvane)

jhonskii

Speak for yourself, Kremy Lecroux

okratic

💥 MINORS IN THE POSTAL FANDOM, LEAVE BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING HERE FOR YOU!!! 💥

We all know the popular Postal artists, I can name a lot of them. They all have one thing in common, they share their EXACT age when posting on their blogs. However, there's someone who hasn't been honest about their age. You know them as Daemon or shooterscathedral. You might recognize them for drawing this.

spacecatazzz-deactivated2024101

i forgot to post this + reposts buts its funny to make him a dyke

mortuaryprince-deactivated20250

they hate me for my slut waist and recurring self harming behavior

nyctosaurid

barnyard the original party animals is the uncontested lord of bad implications in childrens movies

nyctosaurid

ok so like “the secret life of x” movies tend to not strongly explore the actual reasons why, exactly, their life has to be secret… they don’t really focus on it within the narrative. They do usually have some small justification for why animals or video games or toys or whatever have never just revealed themselves:

There’s no stated reason. They just pretend to not be alive. We usually can suspend our suspension of disbelief here because when it’s something like a video game or an emoji because any odd occurrences is perceived as a glitch or something similar but the actual reason why they aren’t too hung up on this kinda shitty lot in life isn’t said

They get something out of their current relationship with humans (like in toy story)

They have some specific reason to hide that they’re alive, like they die if they’re seen (like in the christmas toy)

They perceive themselves as sentient, talking creatures, but humans can’t understand them. They just see a squeaking mouse or an inanimate hot dog or whatever.

and the last one is what most animal movies do, and it’s like, not devoid of weird implications but you can see where it mostly works.

but barnyard is the outlier here: it goes with tier one: the animals can talk and walk on two legs but just pretend that they can’t for unstated reasons.

in the history of the barnyard world non human animals, at some point, decided to just pretend to be unable to speak. a “cow” or a “coyote” or a “hen” do not exist as we know it in the barnyard universe. the baa of the sheep is false; the ewe doesn’t understand it either. they only made up that noise to hide the fact that they speak human languages. a dog barking and running on all fours is a facade. animals naturally walk on their hind legs and made up whole postures just to appear non sentient.

and for what? what do they gain from this? they have no rights and no voice by their own choice. at one point a donkey claims the farmer is a good person because he’s vegan and a pig mentions bacon - this is not a fantasy universe devoid of death and misery and meat. do animals, in hushed whispers, remind their children not to sob in their real voice as they’re taken away? do the dogs not beg for kindness when they’re tied up and hit? do cows and chickens not cry for their life in the slaughterhouses? does a rat not scream a human scream when the trap misses their neck and only breaks their spine? Why? what is the point? They loose so much and have everything to gain.

anyways does everyone remember this really awful cat. it only appears in one scene but i can just sense the porn of it that would pop up if i googled it’s name

inkthecryptid

This post is like being tied to a chair as a a joker-style villain monologues and presses a gun closer and closer to my head as he reaches the climax of his rehearsed piece on the flaws of society and when he finally pulls the trigger it’s a little flag that says “bang!”