Flapjack! @artsy-punk-gremlin - Tumblr Blog

yall six legs tippy tappy toes my Madilyn Mei has been playing on a loop in my head plz check their music out! I personally really love the above mentioned and The Milk Carton

14mg

quick what’s ur opinion on tea. everyone who sees this is obligated to answer in some way

artsy-punk-gremlin

I really like it actually! I don’t have time to drink it much in the mornings, and when I get home from school I can’t have it cuz I will not sleep, but on the chances I do get I have a special mug and I throw in a little honey’

cannibalchicken

the-warlock-syndicate

Amateurs. Mind you, its actually a bit over 2000, this is just my main window.

yourlocalbreadenthusiast

I-

Is your computer a nuclear reactor???? How is it RUNNING???

were--ralph

Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you

evilwizard

yeah or sometimes you’ll see a post that hacks into your brain and forever rewrites your instinctual reaction to seeing a pineapple explode

were--ralph

mmessymoon

~We're not exactly anything. We're a crew. A team. In some ways, a family~

reblogforsamplesize

TUMBLR'S SECOND ANNUAL BUG RACE

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Voting ended onFeb 3, 2024

🐛 caterpillar - the returning champion of the 2023 race at 41.6% of the votes

🐌 snail - runner up of the 2023 race at 38.3%, only 3.3% behind the caterpillar.

🪱 worm - placed last in 2023, with only 20.1% of votes

🪲 beetle, 🐞 ladybug, and 🐝 bee are new competitors!

artsy-punk-gremlin

SAVE THE BEES

PLANT TREES

CLEAN THE SEAS

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is this okay to post

going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi

more people would exercise if this culture didn't make it absolute hell

going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi

I teach martial arts. we play games with the little kids. they swordfight with noodles and throw foam balls at each other. in the summer, we take them out into the parking lot with water guns. in the winter, we have snowball fights.

the teenagers get swords and staffs and practice knives. we teach them moves from marvel movies that they ask about. they get squirt guns and snowball fights too. we let them goof off and climb the support beams and charge directly at each other in padded suits.

sometimes parents say they miss doing things like that. I tell them, "stay for an adult class. just try it out." we build obstacle courses and let them mess around with training rifles. they chat while sparring. we scream and cheer for them when they're in the middle of a circle. and then we send them out to the parking lot with squirt guns and snowballs.

it's exercise. it's healthy. it's an important life skill. and it's fun as fuck.

happyheidi

via radiantsomatics

starry-bright

This wonderful piece is actually by Molly Buford, the image conveniently cropped out her name, so I’ve added the full piece here.

Source

Kindly credit your artists and poets, please (-:

yuumei-art

Night ✨Gown

Just want to paint all the translucent things~

enneoleo

teleport this bread around

come on spread the word

rinred13

don't you mean "bread the word"? im funny

finsettoland

Yes you are! 🍞

Lin Manuel Miranda is like that one cool uncle who’s actually funny but we can never tell him because that man will be INSUFFERABLE (got this from reading some screenshots of his tweets) (with the hamilfans out there and just people who appreciate him this guys got an army if he asks for it)

pragnificent

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years.

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life.

sealsdaily

Today's Seal Is: Eclair

boopboopaoiluvr

hello people,

I am aspiring to make a ghost army

These aren’t enough ghosts tho

Tell me what expression, accessory and (optional) color u want ur ghost to have

you will be added to the army

reblog so we can have two whole pages of ghosts

thank you

Edit:because a lot of people were unsure if this is still open; this will probably be open for months if not years, I want to fill two pages that’s like ~2k+ ghosts

artsy-punk-gremlin

can I have a white ghost with a plant sprig? (And maybe a purple scarf) making the >:3 fave plz!!