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y’all need therapy. not girlfriends

Or they need a girlfriend that doesn’t mind listening and trying to help them work through their shit and defeat their fucking demons without asking them to pour out their soul to a stranger who is only listening because it’s their job. That’s the kind of shit you do for the people you love.

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your partner is not your therapist. listening to your partner is one thing, but it is not their responsibility to help you work through your shit. that is on you.

one more time.

your partner is not your therapist.

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also if I may hop onto this, I REALLY hate when people try to spin “therapists only listen because it’s their job” as a BAD thing. can you imagine if we tried to apply that to literally any other profession?

“why take your phone into the store to get it fixed? they don’t care about you, they’re only doing their job.”

“I don’t want to order a pizza. they’re not making it for me out of the goodness of their hearts, they’re only doing it because it’s their job.”

“why didn’t you just have your girlfriend do that surgery instead of going to a stranger who only saved your life because it’s their job?”

it’s their job because they are better equipped to do it than the other people in your life. jesus christ.

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why is there no This Grill Is Not A Home Hank and Connor ver it sounds like a good idea

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I’ll get over it I just gotta be dramatic first

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my aesthetic is the direct opposite of minimalism and its called clutterbitch

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“I am” is the “I don’t want to go” of the Ducktales fandom.

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This is the mood right?

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i feel like. tonight is the night for some scalding zodiac tea?????

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lets start off with the demons:

libras cant make decisions because they are unwilling to deal with the consequences of their actions. they will spend all night ruminating over the nature of a nutrigrain bar but cant tell you what flavour they want from the store lest they piss someone or themselves off.

aquarians think theyre so learned and above the rabble but it takes them like 5 years to finish essays on human understanding. if they even started it to begin with. and theyll prod for everyones opinion just to prove how much yours doesnt measure up to theirs. if they have a real opinion about anything to beging with, and not like a set of vaguely moralistic rules they half embody to seem enlightened.

scorpios will never be happy or satisfied with themselves, which is why they aggressively question and judge others. they harbour a near constant paranoia over their basest vulnerabilities being discovered and worked against them, not realising no one was even looking to begin with. theyre always tryna play chess when everyone else is playing gin rumy.

capricorns love to wallow in fantasies of victimisation. forever self-aggrandising, the cassandra soothesayer genius locked up in their tower of ivory wishing someone would come along and knock the foundations in so they can finally be justified. any excuse to claim being forced to interact with the rest of the world when the truth is they were too afraid to climb down the rope.

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and what of the ones whom fight???

aries dont know when to shut up about themselves, whether its a conversation that involves you, someone, or nobody. they are unable to live in the present, constantly reaching for a future that will never come to pass because they refuse to look up the directions to get there, doomed to a lifetime of instead, comparing their achievements to others, cuz they cant seem to shoot without someone else taking aim.

geminis dont know how to talk about their feelings without making it your fault. they could have been punch in the mouth and theyll displace all their anger and blame you for asking whether or not theyre okay. and then they blame you for deciding to leave them alone instead, and for not walking away quietly enough. only to later find out they got punch cuz they said some slick shit. “i cant tak about this right now!” is universally employed in almost any situation.

leos need for validation is only outweighed by their ability to hold a grudge. wrong them once and in tens years time you.l find yourself asking why so and so hasnt called you in a decade. call them up and theyll pretend like nothings even the matter. but under the delusions of grandeur and the oft retold story of how they successfully made a right out of a left, theyll always remember when you stol the last dorito out of the bag without asking anyone else if they wanted it. because guess what else they are???? petty.

cancers will never leave you alone because theyre afraid of being alone. theyd rather be fighting with you than being quiet by themselves. the taste of dissatisfactin will linger in the air like stale flatulence, but they will never let go. happy to make everyone just as miserable as they are. dont worry, theyll be sad while they squeeze the life out of you, if only because they see their own pain reflected in your listless eyes.

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and of the last? the ones who only learned to dig one grave? they will always think one is all you need:

for virgos, there is nothing so swift as obsession. and nothing so longlasting. for why deal with the reality of life when you can ride the deluge of addiction. addiction to art, to drugs, to work, to self. constantly reinventing the wheel to distract themselves from the inevitability of disappointment. they cannot run fast enough, so they build a motorcycle with wings, to fly away into the sun. to BECOME the sun. but when the stars spit them back to earth, shackling them to this coil, everyone else becomes the target. no one survives their failures.

sagittarians are ghosts of fire and illusion, rarely glimpsed but forever felt. the burns on your palms left from an attempt to hold them down. fooled by their own effervescence, they will always remain corpreal, unable to truly connect for fear of being trapped. so they run. and they hide. and the pretend that nothing ever matters. and they dream of what it feels like to be loved, but are too scared to open up their chest, scared of being put out. you will never know them.

taurus will meander through life in search of meaning, and not realise til they literally trip over the answer. sometimes you actually HAVE to do things for yourself. its a lesson that must be learned over and over because they have a hard-ass head, through which sound cannot vibrate. all lessons are hard learned, because they cannot hear anything else aside from their own voice, and the voice of the person holding their spoon.

piscians leave chaos in their wake, forever in search of a self, a reflection of all the signs that came before, constantly fooling itself into being real. will you ever know someone who doesnt know themselves??? and if theyre not in the midst of an existential crisis, all the more warning, as theyre prone to bouts of pettiness and evil at the slightest of slights, pushing your face into the water so you know what it feels like to drown even when its impossible to die; a hurricane of emotions all boiled down to a teacup, and poured over your face.

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REBLOG IF YOURE ALREADY IN LOVE WITH CADUCEUS

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“We deserve to shine”

A brand new song featured in the brand new Dove self esteem Project SU video :

https://twitter.com/cartoonnetwork/status/1019673392855863296

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Caleb is relatable in the way that he hates himself but goes out of his way to make sure his friends are loved and that they know they are good people.