The Artful Dodger

🌳 RE/BIOHAZARD Pilled 🌳 Call me Dodge || HE/HIM—BABAY!! || || Lvl 21 || 🌳 Goddamnit 🌳 🌳 My Hub for Dumbassery 🌳 🌳 Any Rizzo/Gonzo like ship? IS MINE!

[arttful-dodger]

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Spiteful_Writer || 18+

[666chevy]

Louisiana Gothic

[quantummoonjune]

shoutout to whoever made this gif of Ethan Winters, 10/10 no notes it's perfect

[naditwombly]

When rookie Leon sneaks out of his quarters at night to meet his Captain Chris, in a secluded corridor. HD/Full on my Patreon ❤️

[kiomisnotloading]

My sibling pointed out that it would be way funnier if instead of Heisenberg picking up Ethan, the duke picked up Ethan and Heisenberg after mother Miranda arrives, so have them both in the back of his cart

[caparbales]

what if Leon played the videogame?

[boitterfly]

it’s so special to me that so much of fan culture is textual analysis for the love of the game. like thank god there are people in my phone who are also thinking about this thing i love so much that they are writing transformative fiction as character studies and setting clips of the show to music with theme-relevant lyrics and writing long text posts analyzing every line of dialogue like!! yay!!!

[comfethan]

I’ll be your real tough cookie with the whiskey breath

[wreniriis]

Same old story

[poetbowie]

I got bored and I had this idea for my main chaincaw au for a while so take this

Miranda can get a bit clingy with her wife sometimes (all the time)

The ref under the cut

[lovefrombegonia]

Leon kissing Ethan. That's it.

[bluv0dka]

Ethan Winters: Chris you killed my fucking wife wtf

Chris Redfield:

[lovefrombegonia]

Chris should have contacted Leon for Ethan because he is the expert on rescuing blonde bioweapons.

[ripbr0chacho]

Ms paint doodle👀

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

AO3 DOESN’T HAVE AN APP. AO3 DOESN’T NEED AN APP. YOU’RE GIVING YOUR LOGIN INFO TO SOME SHADY THIRD-PARTY APP THAT’S FULL OF ADS AND GOD KNOWS WHAT

[kdramastuff]

[drst]

A question for the ages.

[brennacedria]

The earlier on Tuesday you reblog this the funnier it is. (5:28am)

[copperbadge]

On Saturday I said to my partner, as I have said for months, "A ten thousand dollar a year raise would solve so many of my problems."

As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.

As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.

I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.

May all of you get the $10K raise your soul has yearned for. And whatever level of sex you can be satisfied with for $200.

[vergess]

hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today

[arttful-dodger]

Ignore this. I need this charm or whatever…