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teathattast

temxyz-deactivated20220424

vibe check

teathattast

bgm05

laying an egg hard and loud

bgm05

will the person who tagged this “stephen colbert” please approach the bench.

yardofblondegirls

i hate star trek because every time theyre like “oh my god the skringles have broken the crankus treaty with the skronglies which mean the flongles are starving because they cant get binkbonk berries” and every time im like “oh my god they cant get binkbonk berries…”

depsidase

dankmemeuniversity

geniusoflove

texting my coworker “hey! how are you feeling” and reading it 40 times to make sure i didn’t accidentally type how are you sex cum penis ass cum porn 1080p hot cock

loversdreamersandyou

inthefallofasparrow

Is the implication here that:

a) Kermit has worked with him so long, he should know Gonzo has no dignity

b) Gonzo has worked with Kermit this long, only because he has no dignity

c) Gonzo has no dignity as a result of how long he has worked with Kermit

seascvm

Why is this worded like an ACT/SAT question?

lovinglystar

Because it is one

dankmemeuniversity

unclefather

does this mean anything to you

iamoutofideas

itmeans everything to me

memewhore

commanderkarkat-deactivated2023

you're not just misinterpreting the characters, you're misinterpreting the entire story because you're thick in the head. once again i have to bear the burden of having every correct opinion in the world.

nonentityjr

ballwizard

why do coffee makers growl at you. What's the point of all that

tragedyposting

They’re called baristas and they’re working very hard, they deserve to let off steam however they’d like.

dead-in-a-sears-parking-lot

Someone who hasn’t watch Star Trek, please explain this picture

gamtosthegreat

everyone’s hallucinating. Red guy is having a baby, yellow guy is doing a sick air guitar solo, blue guy is getting shot in slow motion and beige guy just got out of an imaginary divorce.