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[anneliis18]

hermit a day 31 - zombiecleo

[nessahero]

I woke up this morning thinking that, even though it seems cruel to let Watson believe he was dead, he actually did him a great mercy.

Imagine it:

Every day, Watson would have wondered where he was, whether he was safe and eating enough. Every time it rained in London, he would have wondered how the weather was where Holmes was at that moment and whether he had shelter and took care of his health. At the first snow, he would wonder whether he was cold; at night, he would wonder if he was still alive or already lying cold in an unnamed grave far away.

Holmes didn't dare to write him a letter because, what if he sent one saying he was alright and the next day Moriarty's men got to him and killed him? Then Watson would have this terrible hope that he would cling to forever, only to be disappointed in the end.

Better to let him grieve and not have hope at all, rather than worrying his heart out every day with the risk of being hurt all the same...

[calli0p3]

grians been talking about the life series a lot… hmmm.. HMMMM

[ticksthur]

they both knew pretty well what they were doing w this and i love them so much for it

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

[moveslikekeithrichards]

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

[the-apocrypha]

other assorted roles may include

retrieval team for objects in the backseat

custodian of the parking garage tickets

"All clear my way"

en-route dining concierge

announcing "Horses!" when there are horses

[lynx-girl]

Don't forget the Tommy Gun

[help-my-ocs-breached-containmen]

You should never forget the Tommy Gun

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[tenderlywicked]

Holmesian family stuff (encore).

I thought of sorting out all of my Young Sherlock memes, but there are too many of them :) I guess it's easier just to browse through this tag.

[best-of-inspirobot]

[tearlessrain]

this is in perfect iambic meter and sounds like the first line of a weird poem

[tearlessrain]

Rule #2

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you see one on the street,

For decorum is essential when a lobster you must greet.

You may comment on the weather, compliment his choice of hat,

But crustaceans like their space if one should stop them for a chat.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you’re strolling down the coast,

Simply nod and give a greeting, or a handshake at the most,

For a lobster’s first priority is formal social graces,

And one seemes over-familiar if a lobster one embraces.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you meet one in the sea,

For a lobster’s spines and chitin make it difficult, you see,

And he might become self-conscious if you bring that fact to light,

So don’t ever hug a lobster, simply put, it’s impolite.

[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

[polarity-disturbed]

(Documentarian voice) Some families have a special tree they pass down and carefully protect across generations, or a tortoise that becomes a shared responsibility passed from caretaker to caretaker. The Lethbridge-Stewarts, however, are… an interesting case.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[fakepodcasttweets]

[racistspiderman]

More women

[sevey6]

Thank god they decided to make more

[somesaypoetry]

Wow

Dolly Parton has really been hard at work

[cumbacon]

But In doing so…she created her biggest enemy…Jolene

[ichikun]

[apatheticfluorescence]

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

[headspace-hotel]

Shakespeare is like this

[insufferablepirate]

Every time I see a Van Gogh that’s not one of his better known pieces it absolutely blows me away

Have you seen this shit my liege? smh unreal

[ignoretendernesses]

text posts part 7 billion . A mycroft special apparently

[scoutbert]

ATTENTION

I AM ON A MISSION. I AM GOING TO FOLLOW EVERY FUCKING BLOG ON THIS SITE. ALL OF THEM. HELP ME ACHIEVE THIS GOAL, INTERNET STRANGERS, BY REBLOGGING THIS POST AND I WILL FOLLOW ALL WHO REBLOG IT. E V E R Y O N E.

[natequarter]

it cracks me up when doctor who fans get mad about stupid gags that invoke Lore and then piss on it. "they made the doctor's sonic screwdriver into sunglasses!" "they made the brigadier a cyberman!" "they made the statue of liberty a weeping angel!" genuinely what are you getting mad about? this is not a serious show and you are not serious people

[caninisjohnlocked]

Okay so imagine your best friend who you’ve been living with for over two years was in a coma and he almost died because one of your shared enemies shot him right and as he was losing consciousness he kept repeating your name over and over again (despite the fact that his other closest friends were also there) and it was almost the last thing he ever said and while he’s in the coma (which you still believe you could have prevented btw) you set out to find the person who shot him so that he can be brought to justice which leads you to be in a situation where you almost die right and so you tell your other best friend to tell him you love him when he wakes up from the coma and you say that if he too doesn’t make it you’ll tell him yourself. Anyways you survive and the night afterwards you finally manage to get to the man who shot him and you and your other best friend almost die (again) but your friend woke up from the coma while you were gone and comes to save you so in the end you’re all okay and happy. And then about two weeks later said best friend has his [insert whichever multisexuality label you headcanon him as here] awakening from your fucking BROTHER. I’d be so fucking pissed

[comicgeekery]

Wait, can someone elaborate on this? I just got that John was on a constant scale of annoyed to furious with Mycroft. When do you think it was a queer awakening? (This is very important information.)

[artylenn]

Him and Mariana were talking about how handsome and nice-smelling he was