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Donald Trump in a Nutshell by Victor Pope Jr.

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Those tortillas fell off my head so many times while making this vine.

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Trump: “You know what, I’ma even deport the Native Americans.”

Reporter: “To where?”

Trump: “Nativia! Ain’t that where they from?”

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Fresh Prince of breaking the fourth wall.

viva-la-vonna

LMAOOO

bunnymarie526

This never stops being funny!

city-limitations

One of the greatest scenes in t.v. history

allpotterheads

Peeves is not a ghost but a poltergeist, and has been in existence since Hogwarts founding. He was never a pupil and so does not have a house. X

yes, there is the answer :P

stephenhawqueen

a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay

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neville: *messes up his potion*

gordon ramsay: *holds neville between two slices of bread* what are you

neville: an idiot sandwich

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no no no!

Imagine that this is Gordon Ramsay a la Masterchef Junior

Neville: *messes up the potion, realizes it, starts crying quietly*

GR: What’s going on?

Neville: *explains how he messed up*

GR: Oh gosh okay…we can fix this, don’t cry, see, it’s fine now? Just be more careful when you’re adding the Newt’s eyes, all right? Drop them in gently. There we go. No more tears.

Neville: *giggles wetly, wiping eyes*

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Yes, he only screams when he’s dealing with people that claim to know what they’re doing and clearly dont, when he’s teaching he’s very kind and patient because they’re still learning.

wickedbitchofthewestcoast

He’d probably do the bread thing to Malfoy.

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nononononono. I get that Malfoy is a bit of a twat, but he’s still a kid. It’d be the teachers fucking up that he’d have trouble with.

Ramsay: All you had to do was treat it with a fucking Beozar!

Slughorn: It was a stressfu-

Ramsay: How long have you been teaching potions?!

or

Ramsay: So you’re going to raise this boy SPECIFICALLY so he can die as part of your twisted little scheme?

Dumbledore: It’s for the greater good, professor.

Ramsay: The greater fucking good?! *holds two slices of bread either side of dumbledoor’s face* What are you?

Dumbledore: Am I, per chance, an idiot sandwich?

Ramsay: Yes, you fucking are.

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itsallintheeyeofthebeholder

sgt-elias

Can someone way more clever than me write his interactions with Lockhart.

laufie

It could happen to anyone. People bury a person alive to scare them or to get rid of them. In this situation, rely only on yourself.

Do not waste oxygen. In a classic coffin there’s only enough oxygen for about an hour, maybe two. Inhale deeply, exhale very slowly. Once inhaled - do not swallow, or you will start to hyperventilate. Do not light up lighters or matches, they will waste oxygen. Using a flashlight is allowed. Screaming increases anxiety, which causes increased heartbeat and therefore - waste of oxygen. So don’t scream.

Shake up the lid with your hands. In some cheap low-quality coffins you will be able to even make a hole (with an engagement ring or a belt buckle.)

Cross your arms over your chest, holding onto your shoulders with your hands, and pull the shirt off upward. Tie it in a knot above your head, like so:

This will prevent you from suffocating when the dirt falls on your face.

Kick the lid with your legs. In some cheap coffins the lid is broken or damaged already after being buried, due to the weight of the ground above it.

As soon as the lid breaks, throw and move the dirt that falls through in the direction of your feet. When it takes up a lot of space, try pressing the ground to the sides of the coffin with your legs and feet. Move around a bit.

Whatever you do - your main goal is to sit up: dirt will fill up the empty space and move to your advantage, so no matter what - do not stop and try breathing steadily and calmly.

Get up. Remember: the dirt in the grave is very loose, so battling your way up will be easier than it seems. It’s the other way around during a rainy weather however, since water makes dirt heavy and sticky.

cosmicredshit

JUST TO PROVE TUMBLR HAS A SURVIVAL GUIDE FOR EVERYTHING.

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just in case guys

soycaptainandtheworldoftomorrow

it could happen to anyone

colin--odonoghue

Life is not a photoshoot Colin! (x)

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arverno

Otakas i need help what is this anime called?

mediamattersforamerica

We were going to do a “Top 10 Awful Displays of Sexism on Fox News” video, but the clips just kept rolling in. Here are 70.

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The network by and for rapists.

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someone: [flirts with me]

me: they are probably just being nice, they probably do this with everyone

someone: [asks me on a date]

me: it’s not a date, it’s just a friend get together thing, probably.

someone: [confesses their love for me]

me: they are probably just being sarcastic

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Emma & Charming Appreciation Week >> Day 03 Favorite Quote: David’s pep talk by the lake

“You know, you’ve got to look for the moments.” “Moments?” “Yes. Life is made up of moments. Good ones, bad ones, but they’re all worth living.” “Well, I seem to be a magnet for bad ones.” “All the more reason to look for the good moments in between the bad ones.”

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Donald Trump

I’m in fucking danger guys. He wants to take out the amendment that makes immigrants’ children a U.S. citizen and deport those families where the parents are illegal. Please stop supporting him as a joke. Please stop thinking that his racism and sexism is funny. Take this upcoming presidential election serious because now many families are in danger. Please I’m not kidding, I’m scared now of this excuse of a human.