I need a title huh?

Basically I'll reblog some things, and tell a few erotic stories, and I'll say some random shit. Enjoy and feel free to suggest a story theme

[my-dankest-stolen-memes]

[brandyandpipetobacco]

This is legitimately one of the funniest things I’ve seen in weeks.

[ispilledmindless]

[madeupmonkeyshit]

reblogging for the nigga in the back

he dont know wus going on yet he just starts groovin lol

[b-itch-y-deactivated20231113]

OMG

[goldnpoc]

this was my favorite vine im so glad its back 

[cillianmurphy]

I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING MY MIND AFTER READING THIS PLEASE READ IT

[cillianmurphy]

READ PART TWO AND THREE BELOW !!!!!

[jwstudying]

GETTING A JOB CHEAT SHEET!!

perfect resume for someone with no experience

A+ advice on writing cv’s

a guide to writing your resume

how to get a job fast as hell

resume writing tips

jobs and careers masterpost

how to answer interview questions

career and employment masterpost

strong words to use on a resume

34 crucial tips for your next job interview 

how to write a cv

resume cheat sheet

how to write a cover letter

job hunting resources

Find a job in your field

7 questions you should ask at the end of every interview

how to get a job before you graduate

how to be good at interviews

other cheat sheets

[veryfunnymemes]

[kyojinsenshu]

Me and sis gotta link up for a double date sometime 😍🤙🏾

[black-jeangrey-deactivated20220]

Yooo let’s link up for a group date 🤘🏾

[anyaithesaiyan]

Can we join?

[westindianjawn-deactivated20200]

I’m with the shit 🙌🏽

[sunflowersage747-deactivated202]

Black women and anime!! 😍😍😍

[fuckyoustaff]

Can we join??

[wu-tangz]

This post has the best energy ever

[thewomandiaries1984]

Spikeeee.

[midknyghtkvng93]

How do yall edit your pictures like this?

[itsjustajlove]

Santa’s Bad A$$ Elves 🤑🎄✨

[amateur]

This is what happens when a bubble freezes

[theambassadorposts]

SHOUT IT FROM THE MOUNTAINTOPS

[goldnpoc]

Also can we stop acting like these neighborhoods aren’t filed with majority white or white passing Jewish people. Ofc they got fix and pay because they finally got seen as white.

[theselfcarelifestyle]

Stop beating yourself up over it. It’s done and it’s time to move forward.

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

I’m fucking hyperventilating from laughing so hard

[phillanthropist-deactivated2021]

This video h

Nearly killed me

[kingjaffejoffer]

You got a whole six pack of hospital socks on in them shoes ass nigga

[missfendi822]

Siri wildin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[itsdiggadigga-deactivated201912]

Gotta reblog it for the M. Rep the city 😂😂

[hypnotic-flow]

[d-money-my-migos-bestfriend]

💀

[headturnsm3on]

😂😂😂

[meanplastic]

Idk why I’m hurt but I am.

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

[assigned-menace-at-birth]

This is like that time I found out they used mashed potatoes to take product pictures of ice cream

[jhenne-bean]

there was definitely an issue of Nickelodeon Magazine that gave away these secrets and it shook my adolescent world

[candiikismet]

Wow. Fraud.

[micdotcom]

Do this four times repeatedly and you’ll be out. But how does it work? There’s some real brain science behind it.

[discoverynews]

We’re trying this tonight!

[askragtatter]

It’s about time someone got around to uncovering all the cheat codes for this “human being” software. It’s only been out for like 10,000 years.

[queenofsabah]

?????????????

[potatogestapo]

I’ve used this technique for about a year, and I can safely say that it has efficiently transformed my sleeping habits from several hours of struggle to fall asleep, to passing out in a matter of minutes.

[rewritethis-story]

It’s a form of Alexander Technique. It’s a technique that was designed for actors to keep their body in ready working condition and give it the best way to perform. This is the method used to calm, and center the body. Once the body is at that point it can perform anything you want it to.

[queensimia-deactivated20181215]

Reblogging for later reference after I tried it earlier today to try to calm down. It actually does help a lot, not just for sleep but if you have problems with anxiety.

My default mental setting is “vibrating intensely in the background.” After doing this, I felt noticeably calm and relaxed - I wasn’t as fixated on my breathing, I wasn’t tense, my movements weren’t jerky and I didn’t feel like I had to be as tense as possible to be under control. 10/10 would recommend.

[orikomi-deactivated20181216]

me gonna try it

[emotionalempowerer-blog]

Thank you Chelsea Handler for your honesty, despite an obviously unsupportive and biased audience.

[sixpenceee]

Father/daughter halloween costume via u/-EG

🎃Halloween all month: sixpenceee.com/tagged/halloween.  🎃

[nwfanmega]

Best. Dad. Ever.

[mariethesea94]

Yoooooo, this cool as fuck.

[unusualrussia]

[anonbunny]

I’m SCREAMING at that one motherfucker who did the sign of the cross before walking out in front of all those cars

[atrailofblood]

russia is just gta online

[blackqueerblog]

I don’t even live in Texas but honestly we need politicians like Beto 

[fox-metro]

What’s so great about Beto?

[socialistexan]

Doesn’t take any PAC money or big donor money period. Left or right. Won’t be beholden to big money interests.

Already pledged to support Bernie’s Medicare for All bill should he win

Legalization of Marijuana, expunging records of nonviolent drug offenders.

He wouldn’t have voted for Kavanaugh, and he would have voted for the Violence Against Women reauthorization.

Expanding of LGBTQ rights.

Public works projects like extending broadband access to rural areas and funding for the rail project between Dallas-SA-Austin-Houston.

Bringing back and protecting the voting rights act.

Increasing money for the VA.

Finding healthy solutions to immigration and the boarder, just like his home town El Paso a boarder town that’s one of the safest cities in the country

Prison reform, ending for profit prisons.

[localfatdemon]

For my Texan followers.

[co-existence]

do u ever feel like every single person you care about cares about someone else more

[viiientoysol-deactivated2019112]

Yes yes yesssss xs a million