Oof.

Aimee/18/England Pretty much everything I do can be followed by saying an appropriately emotive "oof"

[frodo-sam]

#practical gimli

[queenoferebor1204]

*sobs*

[awiseinvestment-deactivated2019]

[mockingjaykatniss2]

Middle Earth meme | [4/6] friendships ► Legolas and Gimli

↳   “ But when King Elessar gave up his life, Legolas followed at last the desire of his heart and sailed over Sea. We have heard tell that Legolas took Gimli Glóin’s son with him because of their great friendship, greater than any that has been between Elf and Dwarf.”

[christophernolan]

Seth Brings Jon Snow to a Dinner Party

[baelerion]

2.08 | 7.01

[My father] once told me that being a Lord is like being a father, except you have thousands of children and you worry about all of them. The farmers plowing the fields are yours to protect. The charwomen scrubbing the floors, yours to protect. The soldiers you order into battle. He told me he woke with fear in the morning and went to bed with fear in the night. I didn’t believe him. I asked him, “how can a man be brave if he’s afraid?” “That is the only time a man can be brave,” he told me.

What did Father used to say? Everything before the word “but” is horse shit. He never said that to me. No. No, he never cursed in front of his girls. Because he was trying to protect us. He never wanted us to see how dirty the world really is, but Father couldn’t protect me and neither can you.

[phastos]

“I can’t ask you to do this, Sam. You got out for a good reason.”

“Dude, Captain America needs my help. There’s no better reason to get back in.”

[shitthehousessay]

Hufflepuff: Ew my skin is peeling

Ravenclaw: Maybe you’re shedding your skin like a snake

Slytherin: I could peel you and eat you like a fucking orange

Hufflepuff: What the heck is wrong with both of you but mostly Sly

[malecshappiness]

FAVOURITE MAGNUS’ LOOKS IN 3A (as voted by my followers): #14

[sarcastic-and-witty-username]

My friends got me the best (and worst) present ever

It’s one of those sequin pillows where you can turn the sequins. And this is how they look like from both sides.

Please someone make it stop.

Nic Cage is haunting me in my dreams now.

I mean, it was a free pillow but AT WHAT COST!!!!

[just-shower-thoughts]

The irony of it all, is that the internet was created to save us time.

[tranarchist]

[mercurialbi]

[sad-soccer-mom]

I will cry so much when I see her I will pass out in the theatre

[pearlocked]

BBC Sherlock characters

Click through for high-res/full-size images!

[bulbiedorf]

How Obama joked: here is a video of my birth *shows clip from Lion King*

How Trump jokes: haha my vice president wants to kill all the gay people

[abcoconut]

Hey future historians, please note that although tumblr is a fountain of hyberbolic sarcasm, there is exactly 0% sarcasm or hyperbole in this post.

[halloawhatisthis]

Sibling rivalry. Now we’re getting somewhere.