The Skooma Cat has arrived!

Sheogorath, The Skooma Cat, Prince of Madness! Several names, several titles, and yet only one.

[as-mad-as-one]

Greetings and Salutations!

So you have entered my realm? Looking adventure, or perhaps you've found my teensy little secret!? Ah no matter, pull up a chair the party is about to begin! Hope you enjoy tea! With a side of a little surprise!

Now, please. Remain respectful, hate speech and the like will result in you being stripped of your skin that will be dried into jerky and the fed to you until your stomach eats itself! Oh how fun!

People I don't really like: you, myself, Molag fucking Bal. I really hate Molag Bal.

And remember mortal; I am a part of you, little mortal. I am a shadow in your subconscious, a blemish on your fragile little psyche. You know me. You just don't know it.

[as-mad-as-one]

*offers a vacuum cleaner*

Ohohoho!! An offering! Oh how lovely! I'll put this to good use! How? Secret!

[disguised-offical]

LESBIAN

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[ask-inkwell-hell]

So Mr. Devil.

What’s your stance on the “declawing cats”.

I for one think it’s painful and unnecessary. 😡

It is unnecessary, but I don't really care.

[as-mad-as-one]

HAHL FAJH'NA!? PEOPLE DECLAW CATS!?

[ask-inkwell-hell]

Uh... Yes?

[as-mad-as-one]

. . . THEY DECLAW CATS!? THEY CUT THE TIP OF THEIR PAWS OFF!? REMOVE THEIR NATURAL BORNE WEAPONS THAT WERE GIFTED TO THEM!!?? DRAN KHRASSA!?

I might enjoy torture, but I'd never rip someone's fingers off. Mor kha'jay. Apart from the fur traders this is simply madness! And not in the good way. I'd doubt my fellow Prince, Boethiah would go that far! Well... Maybe he might.. but my point still stands!

[as-mad-as-one]

Say.. why don't we make a deal? Hm?

[ask-inkwell-hell]

Hmm... Go on..

[as-mad-as-one]

I propose we get back at people who do this stuff! Good ole' fashioned torture and torment!

Of course you won't get my soul, the whole mortal-mantles-god thing, But! Any and all souls killed will directly be in your ownership!

The punishment should always fit the crime after all! Besides, what harm is having fun with Auntie Sheogorath? Kahaha!

[ask-inkwell-hell]

I have no idea who that is, but alright! I see no reason to refuse.

[as-mad-as-one]

Ehhhh, basically replaced a god by stopping a cycle yadda yadda yadda.

But absolutely splendiferous! You will not regret this, my dear friend!

[ask-inkwell-hell]

So Mr. Devil.

What’s your stance on the “declawing cats”.

I for one think it’s painful and unnecessary. 😡

It is unnecessary, but I don't really care.

[as-mad-as-one]

HAHL FAJH'NA!? PEOPLE DECLAW CATS!?

[ask-inkwell-hell]

Uh... Yes?

[as-mad-as-one]

. . . THEY DECLAW CATS!? THEY CUT THE TIP OF THEIR PAWS OFF!? REMOVE THEIR NATURAL BORNE WEAPONS THAT WERE GIFTED TO THEM!!?? DRAN KHRASSA!?

I might enjoy torture, but I'd never rip someone's fingers off. Mor kha'jay. Apart from the fur traders this is simply madness! And not in the good way. I'd doubt my fellow Prince, Boethiah would go that far! Well... Maybe he might.. but my point still stands!

[as-mad-as-one]

Say.. why don't we make a deal? Hm?

[ask-inkwell-hell]

Hmm... Go on..

[as-mad-as-one]

I propose we get back at people who do this stuff! Good ole' fashioned torture and torment!

Of course you won't get my soul, the whole mortal-mantles-god thing, But! Any and all souls killed will directly be in your ownership!

The punishment should always fit the crime after all! Besides, what harm is having fun with Auntie Sheogorath? Kahaha!

[ask-inkwell-hell]

So Mr. Devil.

What’s your stance on the “declawing cats”.

I for one think it’s painful and unnecessary. 😡

It is unnecessary, but I don't really care.

[as-mad-as-one]

HAHL FAJH'NA!? PEOPLE DECLAW CATS!?

[ask-inkwell-hell]

Uh... Yes?

[as-mad-as-one]

. . . THEY DECLAW CATS!? THEY CUT THE TIP OF THEIR PAWS OFF!? REMOVE THEIR NATURAL BORNE WEAPONS THAT WERE GIFTED TO THEM!!?? DRAN KHRASSA!?

I might enjoy torture, but I'd never rip someone's fingers off. Mor kha'jay. Apart from the fur traders this is simply madness! And not in the good way. I'd doubt my fellow Prince, Boethiah would go that far! Well... Maybe he might.. but my point still stands!

[as-mad-as-one]

Say.. why don't we make a deal? Hm?

[ask-inkwell-hell]

So Mr. Devil.

What’s your stance on the “declawing cats”.

I for one think it’s painful and unnecessary. 😡

It is unnecessary, but I don't really care.

[as-mad-as-one]

HAHL FAJH'NA!? PEOPLE DECLAW CATS!?

[ask-inkwell-hell]

Uh... Yes?

[as-mad-as-one]

. . . THEY DECLAW CATS!? THEY CUT THE TIP OF THEIR PAWS OFF!? REMOVE THEIR NATURAL BORNE WEAPONS THAT WERE GIFTED TO THEM!!?? DRAN KHRASSA!?

I might enjoy torture, but I'd never rip someone's fingers off. Mor kha'jay. Apart from the fur traders this is simply madness! And not in the good way. I'd doubt my fellow Prince, Boethiah would go that far! Well... Maybe he might.. but my point still stands!

[ask-inkwell-hell]

So Mr. Devil.

What’s your stance on the “declawing cats”.

I for one think it’s painful and unnecessary. 😡

It is unnecessary, but I don't really care.

[as-mad-as-one]

HAHL FAJH'NA!? PEOPLE DECLAW CATS!?

[thekingdice]

Sooo! You're this "Right Hand Man" of the "Devil" eh? Let me tell ya, you're boss is so easy to anger! He's not even terrifying, not a bit I tell you! Can't even handle the truth! Got so upset over me telling him that. . . Hah!

- @as-mad-as-one

(get crossovered)

Try not to get him too riled up. He'll make it everyone's problem and I'm way too busy to calm him down

[as-mad-as-one]

Maybe I will, maybe I won't! Who knows with me! Kahaha! Ehhh anger gets boring after a while. "Oh Sheogorath you're the Mad God" it's mad as in insanity! Sanity is oh so so so SOOO boring!

Also, nice suit, absolutely lovely, my dear! Purples always remind me of my realm! Perhaps some orange might fit in? Oh who am I kidding! I can't make everyone look like me!

[as-mad-as-one]

you are legally required to have disabilities this month

So do you, my dear Anon! Now tell me, which bone do you wish to be broken? Oh I'm kidding! Ehhh maybe!

[jake-clark]

[meiiiwaku]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @worldheritagepostorganization

[ask-inkwell-hell]

SOOOO, you're this "Devil" fellow I've heard sooo much about on my vacation? You don't look as terrifyingly horrific as the population claim you are.

- @as-mad-as-one

(get crossovered)

*gasp*

Who do you think you are! I am the Devil! What do you mean I'm not terrifying?!?

[gemwing88]

Looks like someone had struck a new Berserk Button for Ol’ Scratch: NEVER tell him right up to his face that he’s not scary.

[as-mad-as-one]

And what can he do, hm? Poke me with his pitchfork? Burn me for eternity?

[ask-inkwell-hell]

SOOOO, you're this "Devil" fellow I've heard sooo much about on my vacation? You don't look as terrifyingly horrific as the population claim you are.

- @as-mad-as-one

(get crossovered)

*gasp*

Who do you think you are! I am the Devil! What do you mean I'm not terrifying?!?

[as-mad-as-one]

Sheogorath! Prince of Madness, the Mad God, and local cheese and fondue connoisseur! At your service...!

And you, my fine furred and horned friend, are not terrifying! Simple as that!

[ask-inkwell-hell]

I'm The Devil! How is that not terrifying enough?!

[as-mad-as-one]

And I'm the being that every mortal knows even if they don't know it! I am a blemish on the psyche! I could turn you into a cheese wheel and gift it to your lover! Ooh ooh! Or flay you alive and use your intestines as a jump rope! Ohhhh that's a real fun one!

Besides, mortals are terrified of you because they are beneath you, and I, my furred, horned, feline shaped friend, am no mortal.

[ask-inkwell-hell]

SOOOO, you're this "Devil" fellow I've heard sooo much about on my vacation? You don't look as terrifyingly horrific as the population claim you are.

- @as-mad-as-one

(get crossovered)

*gasp*

Who do you think you are! I am the Devil! What do you mean I'm not terrifying?!?

[as-mad-as-one]

Sheogorath! Prince of Madness, the Mad God, and local cheese and fondue connoisseur! At your service...!

And you, my fine furred and horned friend, are not terrifying! Simple as that!

[as-mad-as-one]

Scare me

Hmmm.... Okay! I'll turn you inside out and roll you through a salt pile and let you to live?

[zloy-tapochek]

I’m redrawing memes again🙂

[elderscrollsconceptart]

Sheogorath

Pre-release image for The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

Shivering Isles DLC

Dev Credit Unknown

[funnyabyssman]

@princeofmadnessandotherthings Handsome fellow spotted : )

[as-mad-as-one]

And a lovely lass spotted! Hehe!