howdy

just a teen teeeeny bit of blasphemy

[angelicguy]

overalls were invented in order to prevent wayward manlets from pulling hard working miners pants down and sucking them off during work hours

[anarcho-fitposter-deactivated20]

[this-emotion]

[jinlian]

this is the point the berenstein and berenstain universes are reconverging

[emmaharwoods]

i don’t know what version of hell we’re living in but it’s definitely the funniest

[goth-gay]

It’s the super hell we all got sent to for being gay

[sunfortune]

destiel canon apparently but more pressing issue: 

why is this edited and acted SO weird. like they both shot their scenes separately lmfao

[limerentlink]

#ive never seen someone look so visibly homophobic; im losing my mind

[blutterlie]

the notes on this post are GOLD

[blutterlie]

I’m DYING

[gaydestiny]

i nominate november 5, 2020 as the single most buckwild night in internet history

[beerecordings]

me logging on and seeing this first: haha what

me thirty seconds later:

[ladydisofdurin]

the chaos we’ve created here tonight has been immaculate I forgot that tumblr used to be like this 24/7

[ingayderzim]

would y’all buy this on a t-shirt?

[trans-pickles]

i would buy this before buying water in a desert

[portraitdelajeunefilleenfeu]

so no one ever made it into a shirt?

after all that

[courierspikee-deactivated202011]

artist mood no. 5

[textonly]

[tripnipalex-deactivated20210125]

As a former catholic I can tell you the accuracy of these statements is spot fucking on

[klapollo]

guy fieri’s flagship show is all about him going to underappreciated family-owned restaurants, praising their work and bringing them nationwide positive attention and business. he openly supports lgbt people like his sister and frequently has gay chefs on his grocery games competition, including ones revolving around relationships and family. he donates all of the non-perishable food from grocery games to food banks and advocates for fighting hunger. he goes to parts of the country where natural disasters have hit and hosts big events where he cooks for and feeds the victims. he has a legitimately funny sense of humor on his shows and is generally said to be a really nice person. he loves his son and has done whole television specials about taking him along on trips having once-in-a-lifetime experiences together. he might look goofy but that man does things that nourish the SOUL and u cant put frosted spikes on THAT

[jwstudying]

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[whelf]

Still one of my favorite tweets

[wrong-url-motherfucker]

Government, Monty Python Style

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

[bob-belcher]

[babydreamgirl-deactivated201902]

Literally enough with this meme hdcjdvj

[dimir-charmer]

I’ve found it. The epitome of terrible ally culture. This is it. Jokes on them, they were using water cannons  to break up a pride parade but lol they made rainbows!! A victory for The Gays, what do you mean state-sanctioned violence and police brutality? It’s symbolic!