how do you do fellow clowns

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[nyenye0701]

culture shock, nerds edition (engineer meets biologist)

[theres-pansies]

Because poor Dr. Grace was never meant to be up there with a dead crew and no memories :,)

Based on this post by @the-immortal-restless

[aroace-ryland-grace]

you people can't do anything without romance

[aroace-ryland-grace]

you people are so fucking boring

[nyctowave]

Yeah the fish is judging you….

[siena-sevenwits]

Hey everyone, looks like the “cat summoned for jury duty” was ai generated - even has the ai symbol at the top. Thanks for the heads up, @cannot-all-throw-inkpots . My apologies- I did not realize when I shared it.

[theriu]

Aww dangit. Guess that makes sense, but it was so believable because I can 100% see that kind of goofup happening

[theriu]

Some positive news: There really WAS a cat summoned for jury duty back in 2010. Turns out the error was quickly corrected and the cat did NOT actually have to travel to the courthouse. But at least we can enjoy the fact that a papereork glitch did once try to give a cat jury duty XD

[ohokwow]

some frog friends

please, do not repost

[future-crab]

My dad went to the doctor today and apparently the after-visit summary described him as a "well-nourished, well-conditioned, pleasant white male" and like I'm sure most of those things have medical relevance and probably specific medical definitions but why are they talking about him like he's a dog?

[carmen-berzattos]

Do you write music with the view of being politically active and delivering a message or does it just happen and the rest follows? 

[micah-hacim]

[wiltking]

so you're telling me the fifa world cup is all men? its all men's teams? and so is the superbowl? and all the sports teams that states are known for and make copious amounts of merch for are also men's teams? and only 5 women have ever entered formula one since its inception in 1950 and only two of them were able to compete? and this is normal? its acceptable?

[wiltking]

i grew up playing backyard soccer on the pc as a child in the early 2000s where boys and girls would play on the same team and against each other and you're telling me that's still an unrealistic fantasy that can't happen in real life?

[outofcontextgarf]

[coolerdracula]

[seeminglydark]

Just a little pinup of my pretty Angel Caro in between working on comics. I like to find old ads from the 70s and 80s and reimagining the poses with my characters.

[cloevr]

actually its really sad we cant do inconsequential cartoon violence to eachother its not fair me and my friends cant throw bombs at eachother and put eachother through a giant cheese grater and toss eachother off cliffs

[cloevr]

we need to get nerf guns and big inflatable mallets right now its all we fucking have

[gayfrasier]

i love the phrase "which could mean nothing" i think its my favorite thing to come out of the internet ever i love saying it. it could mean nothing but we all know better. we know the truth.

[secunitscompromisedbrain]

excuse me, no I wasn't???

[beguilingcorpse]

congratulations to today’s lucky 10000

[cdrfl41]

oil pastel practice from half a month ago

[nightmarist]

as per the prev post, i think itd be interesting if rescinding a vampire's invitation to your living space wouldn't necessarily physically evict them, but rather cause them intense pain until they leave.

im mostly imagining a vampire that could attempt to power through said intense pain. be it because they have felt a greater pain in their tragic past or because they are just that deeply honed on killing you for the insult of un-inviting them.

[nightmarist]

You uninvite the vampire, either because it is a genuine terror of finding out what it is, or because you had a bit of a power trip over your supernatural friend. and a guttural scream rips through the room as they crumble to their knees, scrabbling their claws over their arms, throat, chest, as searing pain tears through their undead veins. And under a trembling rage, they look up at you with a true, terrifying wrath in their eyes. Their jaw quivers open, and their fangs slide out. A bestial growl and a single lunge is all it takes.

[ferns-n-fables]

Old and outdated but I did a bit of organizing in my files and realized I’d never posted it

[shadovvheart]

i will... draw for fun... the things that..... bring me joy ...