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@asagrim
Person: describe your personality
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In Norse mythology, a valkyrie (from Old Norse valkyrja “chooser of the slain”) is one of a host of female figures who choose those who may die in battle and those who may live. Selecting among half of those who die in battle (the other half go to the goddess Freyja’s afterlife field Fólkvangr), the valkyries bring their chosen to the afterlife hall of the slain, Valhalla, ruled over by the god Odin. There, the deceased warriors become einherjar.
Has anyone written one of those “I lik the bred” poems for Audhumbla yet? Because if not that is something to be rectified.
My nayme is Aud And att worlde’s birth Before the godds Had made the erth
I did the Thing that taystes so nise I leend right in I likked the ice.
do you ever wish you could unmeet someone…. like,, we had fun times,, but it’s time for me to wipe my memory Sorry Bud
“Fight me, you attractive stranger.”
FIVE WORD PROMPTS → @almodir ( ACCEPTING )
❝ SUFFICE to say, my assumption that the Vanir were peaceful folk has been thoroughly discredited. ❞
A rare sampling of HUMOR peppered his otherwise emotionless tone, the slightest hint of a smile hidden amongst a greying beard; not many could invoke such a reaction from Ásgarðr’s impassive monarch, but here this woman was, ALREADY breaking down his walls at first greeting. He tugged at the overly-warm cloak of fur draped upon his form, wondering silently if Vanaheimr’s warmer climate triggered the sweat beneath, or if her attention had been the culprit.
❝ If I were to accept your BOLD challenge, it’s only fair to warn you that I’m particularly good with my axe — and it doesn’t discriminate against beauty, either. ❞
five word prompts
[inspired by this]
“actually… i just miss you.”
“alright, i’ll leave you alone.”
“and slowly… i was forgotten.”
“and then everything just disappears.”
“and where do i go?”
“anyone could tell from here.”
“are you finishing that or…?”
“are you stupid or stupid?”
“anything, just call me, okay?”
“bitch better have my money.”
“bro… that’s so… not cool…”
“but did you do it?”
“call me now. it’s urgent.”
“can’t you listen to me?”
“cross that. don’t answer that.”
“don’t even think about it.”
“don’t you dare walk away.”
“do it. i dare you.”
“did you think i forgot?”
“eventually… you just move on.”
“even if you still do.”
“everything will fall into place.”
“fight me, you attractive stranger.”
“for once, i need you.”
“for once… i was right.”
“for once… i was wrong.”
“forget i even asked you.”
“forget it. you fucking suck.”
“fuck’s sake, what’s your problem?”
“fuck off. i mean it.”
“give and take. that’s life.”
“great. perfect. nice. fuck this.”
“have you lost your mind?”
“hello? it’s me. i was-”
“hey… that wasn’t so nice.”
“here’s a glass of whatever.”
“how about a hug, hm?”
“how about you make me?”
“i haven’t forgot you yet.”
“i can’t be around you.”
“i don’t need you, really.”
“i don’t need this now.”
“is this your first time?”
“it’s just a cut, really.”
“it wasn’t me, i swear!”
“i said i love you.”
“just don’t fuck it up.”
“just… come back alive, okay?”
“just make sure you’ve eaten.”
“kick his ass for me.”
“killed him? wait, what, literally?”
“life really sucks. feel better.”
“letting go hurts… a lot.”
“let me live, will you?”
“no, i don’t need you.”
“nothing can hurt me now.”
“nothing matters anymore to me.”
“okay it was me… so?”
“people lie all the time.”
“pipe the fuck down, asshole.”
“please, you can’t die now.”
“please don’t leave me alone.”
“quiet. they can hear us.”
“quick! give me your phone!”
“quicker, you freaking piece of-”
“quit it or i’ll bite.”
“quit staring! they’ll notice us!”
"really? do i look stupid?”
“real smooth, tripping over air.”
“rise and shine, sweet thing.”
“rise and fucking shine, motherfucker.”
“seriously? give me a break.”
“so… what are we now?”
“so… did you miss me?”
“so… can we go eat?”
“so… when’s the next flight?”
“so… how did everything go?”
“sometimes, i wish you died.”
“so what? you did it.”
“time passes slower without you.”
“then what do you suggest?”
“the fuck? who are you?”
“then you tell me why.”
“this is not working out.”
“this isn’t what i wanted.”
“this is all a fucking disaster.”
“when did it all happen?”
“who knew you’d be here?”
“why do i even bother?”
“why do i love you?”
“why didn’t you tell me?”
“you’re just… so, so stupid.”
“you can’t be here now.”
“you look like an accident.”
“you really need to go.”
“you know who to call.”
"zero fucks given. next please.”
The possession of knowledge does not kill the sense of wonder and mystery. There is always more mystery.‘
Anais Nin (via wnq-writers)
one-eyed old man with eight legged horse.
runetongued:
❝ Lady Freyja, sir. ❞ Although said matter was of absolute severity, Bragi failed in trying to hide his traces of happiness; for why else would he ever begin to consider sharing his precious time with another, should it not bless him of the grandest feeling ever made? ❝ We have consented to the bond of marriage, and with Njörðr’s blessing, all we need is yours. ❞
SILENCE, except for the light tapping of a quill against dark wood, lingered in the air as Óðinn mused for several minutes over his son’s bold announcement — It held more weight than those two would ever know. ❝ I see, ❞ he began, expression STOIC as not to betray the inner workings of his mind, ❝ You have it, though there is still another who needs to grant you her approval. Seek out Frigg in Fensalir, if you haven’t already. She has the FINAL word on matters of this sort. ❞
A piece of writing is like a piece of magic. You create something out of nothing.
Susanna Clarke (via wordsnquotes)
ur son married ur ex wife... get rekt
sorry u have the wrong god
Huginn and Muninn
runetongued:
❝ I will admit, I have been distracted. ❞ Though not without reason; a smile lingered along the edges of runeborne lips, ready to confess what would only be an appropriate warning. ❝ In fact, I believe a festarmál is in order. ❞
❝ FESTARMÁL? ❞ The word all but stung upon his tongue, a swirl of confusion and surprise mixed in wine-scented breath as he lifted his head to regard Bragi with a single eye. Despite knowing so MUCH, it was times like these where he felt he knew too little. ❝ For whom? ❞
Don’t you ever feel that - that you just need to get away? From everything? That it’s all too much?
Tana French, In The Woods (via wordsnquotes)
lymskur:
❝ I happen to enjoy fish and hare. Then again, as I’m sure you already know, I never had much of a taste for meat before we met; or at least, my experiences with it were limited. You’re spoiled, with your broad palate and cravings for finer things. ❞
❝ YOU should be thanking me for expanding your horizons — It’s clear you enjoy everything I’ve so generously introduced and yet you’ve resorted to using that SHARP tongue of yours again, calling me spoiled and the like. Being raised in the forest is no excuse for having bad manners. ❞
runetongued
❝ WHEN are you going to finish carving that fornyrðislag you wrote into stone? It would be a better use of your time than FOOLING around with mansǫngr — Don’t forget, you also need to complete a new ljóðaháttr before the next feast. ❞
battleraised
❝ THROUGHOUT my travels, I’ve come across many who claim they’ve been visited by the gods. Loki, in snake’s form, Týr in battle, Thor during a violent storm — Have they ever made themselves known to YOU? ❞