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He Who Fights With Monster (the Side Blog)

[asanolyzer]

I remembered I have free will and can make all the memes I want to

[ID: Jason wonders how he tastes, Clive offers to help. Jason imagines a sexual encounter/kiss. Clive imagines biting Jason]

[ID: Jason wonders how he tastes, Craig offers to help. Jason imagines a sexual encounter/kiss. Craig imagines biting Jason]

[ID: Uno card that reads Confess your feelings for each other OR Ddraw 25. The next panel Clive/Jason are shown holding a hand overflowing with cards]

[ID: Jason is holding Clive's hand but looking back at Clive's Wife. Clive looks at Jason annoyed.]

[ID: A man sitting around pondering in different locations. It is captioned Clive thinking about confessing to Jason.]

[ID: Clive and Jason are made for each other. Change my mind]

[ID: Collin x Anything. Person wonders how they taste. Other person offers to help with that. Person a aka anything interprets this as a kiss Collin imagines eating the person.]

[ID: Uno card that reads let collin eat a whole planet of organic life OR Ddraw 25. The next panel Jason is shown holding a hand overflowing with cards, rude]

[ID: Collin is one again asking to be allowed eat everything]

[seaacearts]

I can fully picture jason pushing through the crowd of campers and just tackle the FUCK out of leo when he comes back after blood of olympus

Screw everyone lining up to punch him WHERE'S THE EMOTION?? WHERE'S THE LOVEEE??? THE FRIENDSHIP???

^ Bonus chb injury report that i made specifically for this scenario

[sundancekidkidd]

hey @evilphrog want a clive drawing that i apparently didn't like enough to post

[evilphrog]

always!

[sundancekidkidd]

[sundancekidkidd]

hey @evilphrog want a clive drawing that i apparently didn't like enough to post

[evilphrog]

always!

[sundancekidkidd]

[sundancekidkidd]

hey @evilphrog want a clive drawing that i apparently didn't like enough to post

[evilphrog]

always!

[sundancekidkidd]

[sundancekidkidd]

hey @evilphrog want a clive drawing that i apparently didn't like enough to post

[evilphrog]

always!

[sundancekidkidd]

[sirnotappearinginthisblog]

in he who fights with monsters book 1 the first time we see crystal wash used, the gang makes Jason strip naked, but the second time we see it, Humphrey pours it over his clothes and armor, and every time after people seem to be clothed

they just. lied to Jason. then crowded around him to sniff him

[sirnotappearinginthisblog]

@sparrownnax so true

[sirnotappearinginthisblog]

in he who fights with monsters book 1 the first time we see crystal wash used, the gang makes Jason strip naked, but the second time we see it, Humphrey pours it over his clothes and armor, and every time after people seem to be clothed

they just. lied to Jason. then crowded around him to sniff him

[sirnotappearinginthisblog]

@sparrownnax so true

[violetnshenanigans]

Behold, Onslow the rune tortoise!!!

First drawing was with fine liner pens while the second was with Crayola markers

[violetnshenanigans]

Behold, Onslow the rune tortoise!!!

First drawing was with fine liner pens while the second was with Crayola markers

[violetnshenanigans]

Behold, Onslow the rune tortoise!!!

First drawing was with fine liner pens while the second was with Crayola markers

[violetnshenanigans]

Behold, Onslow the rune tortoise!!!

First drawing was with fine liner pens while the second was with Crayola markers

[violetnshenanigans]

Behold, Onslow the rune tortoise!!!

First drawing was with fine liner pens while the second was with Crayola markers

[lotus-tower]

bi is okay

[noah-the-ratt]

Yall ive got 3 hrs left of book 12. What am i supposed to do with my life after that.

[evilphrog]

[asanolyzer]

We are happy to offer you recommendations btw. Lots of good content.

[noah-the-ratt]

P l e a s e

[asanolyzer]

idk your age so I'm gonna keep it SFW or mostly sfw

https://archiveofourown.org/series/4366948 - this entire series. Its Clive centric and by golly is it great (there are a few M and E fics in there so read at your own discretion)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64735012 - really good fic. You might be like Thadwick Redemption arc? who needs that. YOu do actually. Its really well done and humorous and similar vibes to the OG series

https://archiveofourown.org/works/79638356 - fun sillies Belinda tries to Honeypot Clive Standish. It doesn't go as planned

https://archiveofourown.org/works/77790771 - silly little fic about Clive's wife.

Other people in the fandom please give your suggestions

[noah-the-ratt]

Yall ive got 3 hrs left of book 12. What am i supposed to do with my life after that.

[evilphrog]

[asanolyzer]

We are happy to offer you recommendations btw. Lots of good content.

[koiagain]

If Ur my mutual I need you to always be obsessed with some random ass character

[asanolyzer]

@evilphrog