free fallin'

the history books forgot about us, and the bible didn't mention us, not even once.

[utubersrp]

Why did it take us so damn long? I kind of admitted to liking you the day I saw you again. 

[asapgrace-blog]

Did not! You said that you liked me when we were twelve. That was six years ago. And you said I put you in the friendzone which was absolutely ridiculous considering the fact that I used to write your name in my notebook with little hearts around it.

[utubersrp]

Whatever fine I like you. Happy now?

[asapgrace-blog]

Never been happier.

So, young Luke. You and me. We're doing the thing. Being an us.

[utubersrp]

That’s just because I’m extra special and they can’t handle it so I get to be tall while they stay short. Oh shut up I don’t have a good enough reason to say it back so bye.

[asapgrace-blog]

Have I told you lately that you're absolutely ridiculous? Say it or I'm taking it back and running away to sleep in your bunk by myself.

[utubersrp]

You can’t say you like me and then go and make fun of my height that is both rude and very offensive. If it counts for anything I like you too, but more.

[asapgrace-blog]

I made fun of your height and then said I like you! There's a difference, and it's an important one. It means I like you in spite of the fact that you're a seventeen year old giant. Most boys your age are three to four inches shorter than you, did you know that? On average. What was that? Sorry, didn't hear you. You might need to say it again.

[utubersrp]

You think you’re so funny and clever don’t you? If I don’t get any hints I want you to say it again. I didn’t hear you.

[asapgrace-blog]

I do think those things, yeah. Probably because they're true. Really? God, you're so annoying. Annoying and abnormally sized and so, so childish for making me do this! But I like you.

[utubersrp]

I love how I’m the one that asked you on the date but I don’t even know what it is going to be. Care to give me a hint? Wait- wait so you like me? Really?

[asapgrace-blog]

I'm in charge, get used to it. Nope, you don't get any hints. Not a single one. I want you to be surprised. I promise you'll love it, though. Luke, don't make me say it again.

[utubersrp]

I mean like, we could be more than friends. I would like that a lot. Unless you don’t want to- I mean, fuck I keep messing up my words. That’s why I want to go with you on a date a really really nice date. We can do whatever you want so whatever you have planned and yeah. As long as you agree to it. 

[asapgrace-blog]

-- This isn't a joke, right? Because I'd really, really like that. Like a lot. Like more than anything. Like if I had to beat certain statistics with someone I'd want it to be you. I feel like I'm gonna throw up, is that what normally happens when you like someone and they wanna date you? Help me. You're gonna love it, I promise. It'll be perfect. Consider this me agreeing to it.

[utubersrp]

Well, I don’t want you to think this is weird since we’re friends and I mean I want us to be something- I mean, still friends but, fuck. So, I mean you don’t have to agree if you don’t want to even though I would want you to but if you aren’t busy tomorrow or Sunday or something would you want to go on a date with me? I mean, it doesn’t have to be a date but I would like it to be- unless that’s weird ‘cause then we don’t have to. Yeah.

[asapgrace-blog]

You want us to be something? I mean, like. What would we be? Like. Friends, obviously. Yeah. I'm not busy at all, no. Not a single thing to do. Like my schedule is totally, one hundred percent clear. -- I shouldn't have said that, probably. But I mean.. yeah, of course I wanna go on a date with you, Luke. I thought I made that obvious when I told you I bid on you. It was totally an excuse to go on a date with you. I planned the whole thing, actually. Unless that's weird because then I didn't. I'm embarrassing myself, I'm an idiot. But you wanna date me, so.

[utubersrp]

Either one works for me, if I’m being honest. Speaking of us um… can I ask you something?

[asapgrace-blog]

Bikini it is. Leave stuff to the imagination and all of that. Us? Yeah, I mean -- totally. You can definitely ask me something.

[utubersrp]

Didn’t mean to.. that would be pretty nice. Maybe cheer me up a little bit. We can eat it all. We can do this together.

[asapgrace-blog]

If I'm gonna walk around in a bikini I might as well walk around naked. You realize that, right? That'd definitely cheer you up. You think? If you believe in us then I do.

[utubersrp]

Oh yeah, I forgot about that song. You’ll have to prove it. I’m fine I guess. I want to eat. What did you bring?

[asapgrace-blog]

How could you? I'm offended. I can't believe you'd forget such a meaningful song. Yeah? Sure, let me just go throw on a bikini and parade around the room. I got pizza, but then I was getting Chinese for myself and I got some for you, too. And I walked by a Chipotle and how was I supposed to resist that? I'll just eat whatever you don't want.

[utubersrp]

What the fuck is happening to my innocent little Gracie? Now you’re making sexual remarks? When I last saw you, you were scared to even put a swim suit on. Yes I am punk rock and I even have the lip rin- nevermind. Yeah, I bet you do. 

[asapgrace-blog]

I wasn't making a sexual remark! He has a song called "Strip," that's what I was referring to. I don't even know what the word sexual means, and I know everything. I look better in a swimsuit now than I did the last time you saw me. These things happen. -- You okay? D'you wanna eat now, maybe? Your food's getting cold, babe.

[utubersrp]

You continuously mentioning my nudity and how it would be alright to you is sending me some signals here, Gracie. Would you like me to strip for you? I’m the farthest from a baby thank you very much. I’m very tall and masculine. You can’t just go and do that I’m not allowing it. That is marked my territory. 

[asapgrace-blog]

You brought it up first! But I mean hey, if you wanna strip I could totally be down for that. I'll turn on some Chris Brown and make a night out of it. Yeah, yeah. Whatever you say. You're the tallest and the most masculine, of course. I do what I want, I'm punk rock. I've got my sights set on your bunk and I'm about to make it mine.

[larmoyante]

Everyone else isn’t you. It turns out that’s a huge problem for me.

Clementine von Radics, excerpt from “Things I Do When I Cannot Hold You” (via larmoyante)

[utubersrp]

But what if I was! You wouldn’t have been able to unsee that, you know. Seriously, how is this happening? I am not being corrupted it is physically and mentally impossible for me to be corrupted by this point. You are not allowed to touch my bunk on the bus.

[asapgrace-blog]

Then who cares? It happens. I could be picturing you naked right now for all you know and there's nothing you can do about it. Incredible. This is what dreams are made of. Are you sure? You're kind of a baby, Luke. I think I'm corrupting you. Wanna bet? I'm curling up in it and I'm using your pillows and your blankets and making it my bunk.

[utubersrp]

You don’t care for personal space ‘cause you will do anything naked that’s why. Shoulders and butts are two different things. Yes yes but what if you don’t have a nice body for nudity. I got the pudge in the wrong places. You can’t sleep in the hallway I’ll chase you away. Its either in here or far away. 

[asapgrace-blog]

This is true. You're finally learning. Amazing. You weren't naked, so it doesn't even matter! C'mon, you won't even let me show you my belly button ring. I feel like I'm corrupting you with my nudity and I don't like it, it should be the other way around. You have absolutely no pudge and you have the perfect body for nudity, I'm not even talking to you anymore. I'll sleep in a hallway far away, then! Or in your bunk on the bus.

[utubersrp]

Age shouldn’t matter when it comes to personal space. Oh so you do want to see me naked? Should have known. Food is always a gift in my eyes. You wouldn’t leave me all alone and cold with no one to hold. We’re roommates after all so what are you going to do? Where would you sleep?

[asapgrace-blog]

Oh, am I invading your personal space? Do you wanna use my shoulder to cry on? Too bad, because I like my personal space and I don't want you all up in it. We've talked about this, dumby. Nudity is nice. Say yes to nudity. It's your purest form and when you like someone you should like all of their forms, right? You don't know what I would and wouldn't do. Maybe I feel like leaving you cold and lonely. -- I didn't think about that. The hallway, maybe.