QUEEN FALCON

Hello! My name is Allison! This blog is mainly humor and fandoms. Enjoy! Asexual 17

[thexfiles]

Anxiety: look out me: for what Anxiety: look out

[thetrippytrip]

at first i thought this was some homophobic shit but then..

[calientecocoa]

Whose child is that lmfaoooooo

[sonoanthony]

lmaooo

[adulthoodisokay]

[source]

[khealywu]

this is so bad this is the worst thing

[stability]

[thebootydiaries]

please, call me smitty mr. werbenjagermanjensen was my father

[velvycakes-deactivated20211207]

Why do you do this to yourself I mean honestly

[thebootydiaries]

he was number one

[just-shower-thoughts]

Miss Frizzle is probably the only teacher who doesn’t get arrested for exploring her students bodies.

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

me: i have an oral exam in my french class tomorrow i’m super nervous

boy: oral exam huh ;) ;) ;)

me:

[filmparle-deactivated20210712]

I hate when teachers leave a ’?’ when they grade my work. Like mate I dont know whats going on either.

[helluva-pilot]

news reacts to pixar fucking murdering lightning mcqueen

[meanplastic]

The four horsemen of the apocalypse

[aquamarinespinnerlover]

[comradesaucegay]

get a man who can do both

[bunnybelled]

“adhd can only affect your life a tiny bit, it’s not that big of a deal”

[safelyendangered]

[suvisfitness]

why does this make me laugh so much

[actingnt]

Neurotypicals be like

“Too little eye contact is a sign of dishonesty.”

“Too MUCH eye contact is ALSO a sign of dishonesty.”

“Being uncomfortable and having tense body language is a sign of dishonesty.”

“Stimming is a sign of dishonesty, so you can’t be relaxed and free either.”

“Having a good long think to make sure your answer is as accurate as possible is a sign of dishonesty.”

“Y’know what, fuck it. Honesty is a sign of dishonesty.”

[deathbypcy]

person: it was a little mistake! don’t beat yourself up about it

me:

[blondeisawesome]

Putin “taking notes” during Obama’s speech.

[you-all-hate-me-deactivated2015]

If obama was speaking I’d do the same thing

[socialjust-ish]

While it’s very possible he’s doodling, let us not forget that Russian Cursive apparently looks like this:

So it is very possible he just has messy handwriting (look at how he’s holding the pen) and is in fact taking notes.

Or he could just be doodling.

[hominishostilis]

I’ve never seen Russian cursive and now I can’t stop laughing. 

[dontneedfeminism]

This kind of thing is why cursive is a horrible idea.

[snowstorm-thirteen]

Russian doctors notes written in cursive. Pretty sure Putin is actually taking notes.

[nikolasdraperivey]

My eyes….

[leonanson-deactivated20160729]

i guess their writing looks like they were rushin

[soylent-peen-deactivated2018121]

STOP