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Garbage Can Central

[campyvillain]

oh my fucking god deltarune fans you will not believe what is happening right now

[campyvillain]

ok so i’m at my moms sides’ family business today which is co owned by my grandparents who are like. head over heels in love for Weird little dolls and toys and trinkets and the like. so i brought my spamton doll w me, because he’s my new comfort item and i like to bring him places i go. and my grandparents have just kind of…. adopted him??? i guess??? they instantly fell in love with him the moment i pulled him out of my bag and they hold him like you would a newborn baby. theyre always asking if they can hold him. they’re like “wow he is dressed to impress! what a smart little guy! i bet he gets good grades!”. they call him their Little Darling and talk to him like he’s a real boy. when i go to their house later today they’ve asked me if i can let him watch tv with them and their dogs and of course i said yes. and all this time they have no idea that this “new grandson of theirs” is a malicious scam artist who wants to infect your computer and steal your soul

[campyvillain]

Now’s his chance to be a Little Darling….

[campyvillain]

they’re watching the golden girls with him

[naswoop]

Noelle: We gotta leave, quick!

Me: But- but my friends-

[k-eke]

🌟 🌟 Wizard kitty🌟 🌟

[queenoftheantz]

I’m getting close to the end of my BOTW adventures, it is making me reflect and giving me feelings I didn’t expect.

[anoudkhaled]

[bakufundoshi]

honestly this is so much nicer than red

[h0ld-back-the-night-deactivated]

this is coca-cola i can feel calm drinking. no bright screaming red. no anger. no hatred. just a nice sky blue. this is a soda i can feel relaxed with.

[cynicalhippie]

Is everyone on this site a fucking bull?

[runcibility]

If you log into the labyrinth, you can’t complain if you see a minotaur

[factbot]

[despazito]

the second radish is 29 feet away

[tranarchist]

[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

[blackpyrefly]

now that florida legislators have legalized child molestation because they hate trans people so much, i think its long long past time we bring back political assassination.

[blackpyrefly]

anyone who voted for this shit deserves to have their skull caved in, full stop. no excuse.

[thesuperheroesnetwork]

so my boyfriend doesn't know a lot about lord of the rings and was asking why it was so hard to destroy the ring and I said it corrupted the ringbearers and made them evil and even proximity to the ring can turn you evil as it did briefly with boromir and after some careful thought he decided that the nine members of the fellowship should each have a super long string attached to the ring and they could drag it behind them from really far so it won't affect them and make Legolas always watch it with his elf eyes to make sure it's okay back there and like ... that might work??? Did he solve it??? I'm so mad.

[ecurps]

@quailblood​ resolving LotR like it’s D&D. X3

[rat-with-coffee]

[yeetmeintotheunknown-deactivate]

[ID: the ‘I wish all x a very pleasant evening’ meme edited to say, “I wish all muslim followers a very pleasant ramadan.” with bugs bunny wearing a suit on the side. /End ID.]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

when like 3 people within 50 feet of each other see an animal & ur all like “oh yo an animal” thats what being a human is all about

[moveslikekeithrichards]

this is the human experience

[memewhore]

[cartiercoochie]

“Who still uses Tumblr”

I love tumblr. It’s my hideaway, no one cares for who you are, what you look like. No ones bothering anyone else. Everyone minds their business. No clout chasing people. Understandable as to why not many people use it, not everyone built for this.

[fanfictalkdotcom]

what’s your fanfic life like? 

[itsqueenshroom]

my bf and I have the same fucking brain

Quiplash is the greatest game ever made because it allows for things like this and you can’t change my mind.

[wooferdill]

[raideo]

[starshinebeaches]

[natsumischwartz]

[nylarac]

[ragsy]

[glowstickhaloboy]

question was how to get kicked out of hogwarts

[shadywinters]

Top tier answers here

[teathattast]

[mycomputerthinksimgay]

You, an edgy mall goth: Personal Jesus by Marilyn Manson

Me: an even edgier mall goth: Personal Jesus by Mindless Self Indulgence

[abandonedabandoned]

Me, a cowgoth: Personal Jesus by Johnny Cash

[spookygirlfriend]

Me, a gay cowgoth: Personal Jesus by Depeche Mode

[swankyangles]

[keylethwasleft]

don’t worry, i’ve compiled at least 121 distinct and discrete personal jesuses so no one else has to

[gendercents]

[Image description: the first image is a screenshot of tumblr tags that say “are there really that many Personal Jesi”

The second image is a screenshot of a spotify playlist titled “Everyone Has a Personal Jesus” in all caps. The description says, “find your own!” End description.]

[crunchbuttsteak]

My heart goes out to the 27 victims of the recent ligma outbreak. You will be in my thoughts and prayers.

[blunttheking]

Once again all you have to offer is thoughts and prayers. Smh

[prismatic-bell]

There’s a ligma outbreak, and this is all you can do???

[grimthetransman]

What’s ligma? Is there a donation thing?

[prismatic-bell]

Ligma BALLS

[crunchbuttsteak]

My heart goes out to the 28 victims of the recent ligma outbreak. You will be in my thoughts and prayers.