What do you think the mercs would do if they got lost? Like completely horribly lost?
He is going to play it cool like nothing is wrong, but on the inside he will be panickingย
He refuses to ask anyone for help because he doesn't want to look like a "moron"ย
He will start to miss his ma big time, and think of all the fun times him, and his brother had together
He genuinely thinks he's going to die
He tries to think about what his idols would do in this situationย
They never even realize they were lost in the first placeย
No matter where they are, all they see is pyroland. and you can't get lost thereย
All they do is keep skipping, looking at the wonderful lollipop trees until they somehow make it back to the base, or until engie finds them and brings them back himselfย
He will be narrating everything he doesย
Will say stuff like "I'm very lost now" to random peopleย
But whenever someone tries to help him he screams, and runs away
He will try and get directions from the raccoons but that doesn't work out so he will climb a tree to try and look for the base to no avail
Unfortunately he gets stuck, and falls out of the tree after about an hourย
After three days he finally made it back to the base, completely naked and somehow covered in honey.ย
He will become self conscious, and a bit annoyed that he managed to get himself this lostย
He will think of nothing but Sasha, medic, and sandviches as he tries to find his way homeย
Luckily he spots pyro skipping around, so heavy follows them, and makes it back to the baseย
He will look around a bit to see if something looks familiar but he only to realize that he's in the state of Coloradoย
How Travis got to the state of Colorado no one knows but it's happened, and now he needs to get back home
Luckily he has no problem asking someone where the nearest phone isย
Once he is able to get to the phones he will call sniper or engie to come pick him upย
*distressed Texan noises*
Once he realizes he is lost he will wander around some more silently cursing to himself
He will try to find a map first because he doesn't want to inconvenience anyone
But if he has no luck with finding a map he will begrudgingly ask someone for directionsย
He will be grumbling to himself, and cursing in Frenchย
He will be so dramatic about it, thinking to himself that he will die of dehydrationย
He will make himself invisible so he won't panic as much
He finds a map, but it's a pretend kids treasure map for a park, which annoys him even moreย
Luckily he makes it back to the base in one piece after going in a tour busย by accident
He really knows a lot of places by the back of his hand so when he gets lost he's caught off guard
He feels extremely vulnerable, and a bit paranoidย
After awhile he starts to feel his dizzy, and his hands start to sweat, and shakeย
He needs to sit down for awhile to calm downย
Luckily this woman with her kids See's that sniper is having a panic attack, and she jumps in to helpย
She helps him calm down, and offers to give him a ride home
When he realizes that he's lost, he'll try and backtrack but that gets him even more lostย
but this is medic were talking about, and he won't stay lost for very longย
He will call some birds that are in the area, and have them point him in the direction he needs to go
