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Theo: Corey, this is how you get a date.

Theo, texting: were going to dinner tonight

Stiles, texting back: WE'RE* going to dinner tonight

Theo: And there you have it.

#steo #stiles stilinski #theo raeken #corey: looking up bus schedules so he can skip town #corey: great advice as usual

Stiles: What are you hiding. What's your secret?

Theo: I'm in love with you.

Stiles That's not a secret!

#steo #stiles stilinski #theo raeken #dropping in once in like 2 or 3 years #i have nothing to post lol

Corey: I don't think he likes you.

Theo: Look at those come-hither eyes he's giving me.

Stiles: (squinting at Theo suspiciously)

#steo #stiles stilinski #theo raeken #teen wolf

Malia: (cries)

Stiles: Hey, what’s wrong?

Malia: Otters float with their babies on their stomachs to keep them warm and dry.

Malia:

Malia: I think I need to see a therapist.

#malia tate #stiles stilinski #watch me put all these kids in therapy #malia's got so much trauma w/ all her parents and it's like? never addressed?

Stiles: Can you give me a ride?

Theo: You can ride me anytime.

Stiles: Never mind, I’ll walk.

#steo #stiles stilinski #theo raeken

Theo: My plan to win Malia over is to use the strongest tool at my disposal-

Theo: My sexuality.

#maleo #theo raeken #malia tate #5a #s5 #let's be honest 5b too #source: friends

Stiles: Shut up or I’m gonna kick your ass.

Theo: Don’t threaten me with a good time.

#stiles stilinski #theo raeken #steo

Dread Doctors: What is your plan for the McCall pack?

Theo: I’m gonna kill Scott, and all his friends are gonna love me.

Dread Doctors: What are the logistics? Why would they love you? What are the details here?

Theo: I said, I’m gonna kill Scott, and all his friends are gonna love me.

#theo raeken #dread doctors #source: the suite life of zack and cody

Theo: Whatever will we do to pass these five, long hours together-

Stiles: (puts on noise cancelling headphones)

#steo #theo raeken #stiles stilinski #s5 #5a

Lydia, trying to grab her purse: Stiles, can you move? You’re on my strap.

Malia: Yeah, he’s really good at that.

#stalia #lydia martin #malia tate #here for these puns

Stiles: (catches feelings for Theo)

Stiles: (throws them in the garbage where they belong)

#steo #stiles stilinski

Sheriff: Tell me just one thing you remember about my son.

Theo, wistfully: He punched me in the face once.

#steo #theo raeken #sheriff stilinski #s6 #6a

Stiles: You’re not going to tell anyone about us, right?

Theo: I don’t kiss and tell.

Theo: You may wanna cover the hickey on your neck though.

Theo: That speaks for itself.

#steo #stiles stilinski #theo raeken #source: friends

Theo: My name is right in the center of your board.

Theo: That’s so sweet.

Stiles: You can’t prove I wrote it.

Theo: It matches the rest of your writing.

Stiles: Oh, so now analyzing handwriting is valid?

#steo #theo raeken #stiles stilinski #5a #s5

Malia: (knocks an enemy out)

Everyone else: (applauds)

#malia tate

Stiles: (sets Theo’s mugshot as his lock screen)

Stiles: Ah, my beloved.

#steo #stiles stilinski

Stiles, walking through the tunnels: Theo, when you said you knew a great underground spot this isn’t what I pictured.

#steo #stiles stilinski #theo raeken #here for these puns

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