Asexy Humor

Cake and humor, because Heavens to Betsy, do we need it.

[glitchkiss]

i knew i was asexual when i had a dream about sex and it was a nightmare

[mtclothing]

watching my lecture recording on sexuality and the lecturer says something along the lines of we all experience sexual attraction

[imjusthereforthenonhugs]

Secret from PostSecret.com

[acefaces-blog]

"But...but...you're missing out on the most pleasurable part of the human experience!"

[grandmabread]

please friendzone me. I want to be your friend so badly

[whatshouldwecallasexuality-blog]

Oral sex

[asexualfactoftheday]

What does it mean if mood rings always turn black when I wear them? Am I a Super Ace, because I turn other rings into ace rings?

yes you are a Super Ace this is a very special ability DO NOT TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS

[chocolatable]

do you ever listen to a song and think “i’d have sex to this song”

[whatshouldwecallasexuality-blog]

[wrenhavens-deactivated20170720]

i don’t trust asexuals because their brains are not distracted by the matters of the flesh.

where is all that brain power going.

i bet it’s going to the overmind, where they are gathering strength to consolidate their hold over the world

[loudst]

you know too much.

[whatshouldwecallasexuality-blog]

You need to start dating

[asexyhumor]

Hey, guess what?!

I have an account on acebook now.

0.o

[acefaces-blog]

"With that attitude you're gonna be single forever and end up with like 15 cats!"

[ben-harvester-deactivated201411]

I’d rather be a dick than suck one

[veronikaasexy-blog]

Coming Out to Parents

Me: I’m asexual, which means I don’t enjoy sex and don’t want to have it. Mom: You’ll find that special someone one day. Me: I’m asexual, which means I don’t enjoy sex and don’t want to have it. Dad: Good.

[queer--and--dear]

Hehehehehe!

[veronikaasexy-blog]

One of my favorite pride images!

[officialqueer]

My sexual orientation is I don’t care what your genitals are just as long as you don’t put them near my face.

[hayatako]

This is one of my comic strips for the Doctor Who Fanbook. My friend Violeta wrote the script, but I was the one who added that sentence about the cake. I just couldn’t help it.