I could use a girlfriend
Ooh, I actually like that idea. An army full of minions. Maybe I should just take you on as one, Ashley. You look like the type who is able to take orders very well. Though there is only the little problem of you being free to do so. You’re both very beautiful in your own ways, you’re much softer and finer looker than he is.
Glad you can admit that. Its kinda clear at this point you are going to go ahead and do it, just be sure you aren’t doing it for the wrong reasons. Would hate to see you get into something out of this need to do do what others around you have made the norm. Like I said, you do what you want. Just be smart about it. Not much anyone can say to discourage it.
Take me as one of your minions? I mean, I did spend a year or two in high school being the "popular" guys little bitch, no thanks to my brother, and I learned I'm pretty damn good at remembering orders and what people want but would you really want to order me around like that? Let the other minions get your coffee needs... I can take care of the rest. Look, I know Patrick is attractive I just like being... more attractive. It probably doesn't make sense but being better than him at something would be nice.
I don't even know the right reasons. Honestly. If it doesn't work out in the end at least I'll have someone to turn to, which means a lot of sessions with you.














