Expert Bullshitter

Living the dream.

[abasiissa-blog]

Oh right on, a fellow brother in arms. What made you stop serving? 

[douglasgee]

I just... had something happen.

[abasiissa-blog]

Nah. Marines. Can’t really smoke there. 

[douglasgee]

Well that makes a lot of sense, I used to be a cop for a couple years so I get it.

[loganduboise]

No need for all this smug b-s. 

[douglasgee]

Not bullshit, honesty.

[abasiissa-blog]

Touche. I haven’t smoked since I was a teenager. I’m on the narrow path now. 

[douglasgee]

Had some drug problems? Sorry if that's too much but just wondering.

[loganduboise]

Is that amusing to you?

[douglasgee]

A little, yeah.

[bradsack]

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[abasiissa-blog]

It’s okay, Marijuana makes people lazy.

[douglasgee]

True but sometimes it feels really good.

[douglasgee]

Text: Talk to my boyfriend, maybe he'll allow you to join us sometime.

Text: I'll let you do the talking.

[douglasgee]

Text: Obviously, I wouldn't want anything more.

Text: Then we're friends.

[douglasgee]

Text: You're a nice person. I miss your presence.

Text: Honestly I don't know if that is sarcasm. Either way you have a boyfriend so we could be friends but nothing more.

[douglasgee]

Text: because i just do.

Text: Yeah because people in relationship usually miss someone they made out with. Totally makes sense.

[douglasgee]

Text: YOU USED ME JUST AS WELL.

Text: If you're so upset about me using you then why do you miss me? You have a boyfriend.

[mark-fitzpatrick]

Listened to Miley Cyrus all night.

[mark-fitzpatrick]

Relationships are great.

[douglasgee]

Yeah not from my personal experience and observance of those around me.

[douglasgee]

Text: If you can honestly say you don't miss me, then I will leave you alone.

Text: I'm not because I would just be making the same mistakes. I refuse to do that. You would just use me again.

[mark-fitzpatrick]

Listened to Miley Cyrus all night.

[mark-fitzpatrick]

It’s way more personal that way, but you wouldn’t know personal. You just fuck and leave.

[douglasgee]

Relationships are messy, I'm not about that life. I mean if I got invited into that little Gray, Jonah, Dom thing... well that would be the dream let me tell you.

[douglasgee]

Text: Yes, even if you slept with me I would've just been another conquest. Literally the first thing you said to me was how you wanted to fuck me. Like you would've used me for my body. So don't be such a hypocrite.

Text: I'm not the one who is missing someone here, am I?

[mark-fitzpatrick]

Listened to Miley Cyrus all night.

[mark-fitzpatrick]

You listen to music? Gross. 

[douglasgee]

Sorry that the mere sound of my balls slapping against someone's ass isn't the only thing that does it for me.